Funny Chinese homophonic xiehouyu

Introduction: Two-part allegorical sayings are mainly divided into two parts, and homophones generally appear in the second half. The following is my collection of common homophonic allegorical sayings, welcome to read for reference!

A scholar writes poetry? Have two hands (head)

Bald man takes off his hat? Name (Ming)

Which girl gave it to the Zheng family? Just right (Zheng Heshi)

Rowing in the belly? Expert (aviation)

Measure rice with a turtle cover? What sound (liter)

Does the rice cooker smoke? I got lost (in the rice).

Some mosquito-repellent incense under the bed There is no following (mosquito)

Frozen tofu? Difficult (mixed)

Stir-fried hot beans in a cold pan? The noisier it is, the colder it gets.

Did the chef stick it on the door? Have words (pictures) have words.

Is the family name the fourth? It is said that Li (Li) looks at the answer.

Centennial adopted son? It's not easy to see the answer when you get it.

Can't you pull the quilt upside down? People are dying to know the answer.

Lift a stone and smash a millstone? Lay down the stone and see the answer.

Can't embroider a flower in half a month? Check the answer for (wrong)

Hang the spatula in mid-air? Debate (guess) the answer to the sky check

Hanging scissors in midair? Look at the answer

Hang a pocket in midair? Play crazy (wind) and see the answer

Paste in mid-air (Jiang Zai)? Hu (paste); Check the answer

Half a melon seed Not human (benevolence); What qualifications do you have to check the answers?

Playing suona in the clouds for a long time? Want to see the answer (loudly).

Playing gong in the clouds for a long time? The quartet is famous (Ming); Check the answers loudly.

Light a lamp in the clouds for a long time? Check the answer with clever tricks (Figure)

Hang the spatula in the clouds for a long time? Argue (speculate) for a few days to see the answer.

Hanging in the clouds for a long time? Play crazy (wind) and see the answer

Clap your hands in the clouds for a long time? Dream (loudly) and check the answer.

Play cotton with a mallet. Nonsense. See the answer.

Sew clothes with a mallet? Really look at the answer (needle)

Tap the bamboo tube with a wooden stick? Dream (loudly) and check the answer.

Foot cloth as a mourning hat? One step (cloth) to heaven; Check the answers at the top.

Wrap your feet and put them on the plane? Check the answer in one step (cloth)

Does the steamed stuffed bun have stuffing? Man (man) check the answer first.

Worms in corn stalks? Look at the answer with your heart.

Swing with a bitch in your arms? Fight (tremble) in the nest.

The other side of the North Pole? Difficult (south) pole

Sandstone and bluestone? Firm (stone) firm (stone)

Sailing on the beach? It is too shallow.

Hornless. Cattle? Pretend to abuse (a horse)

Missed the temple fair? Don't worry (squeeze)

A coffin without a bottom? Be a loser.

No money to buy conch? Save (suck)

Have you ever crossed the wooden bridge? Put all your eggs in one basket and take risks.

A blind man walked into a cigarette shop. Modern. (touching the lamp).

Airbag? Playing crazy. (install wind).

Song Jiang's strategist? It's useless (Wu Yong).

The old woman went to the henhouse? Idiot. (running eggs).

The straw hat seller lost his pole? Be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home? Let's go (sister-in-law).

A bug in your back? I heard (longed for) the answer.

Running around the street with a dung basket? Looking for the answer to death (shit)

Cover the table with sheets? As a (surround) big vision answer

Farting under the covers? Bear alone; Can read (smell) (cover) the answer

Fill your nostrils with rice soup? Enough (enough) to see the answer

Does the bridge of the nose touch the bottom of the pot? Bad luck (bad luck) strikes to check the answer.

Push the car to the bridge of your nose? Look at the answer. There's no way out.

Onions in your nose? Pose for answers (like)

Put green onions in your nose? Pretend to see the answer

Hang a hammer on your nose? You can check the answer.

Push the car up your nose? Look at the answer. There's no way out.

Spring cow on the wall? Never leave (the plow); Follow (the plow) without looking up the answer.

Hanging curtains on the wall? It's ridiculous to see the answer.

Carrying a pole to collect firewood? Mind (salary) hangs on both ends to see the answer.

Does the paperhanger run a rotten room (brewing workshop)? If there is less wine, look for more answers.

The paperhanger blocked the sky? Hu (paste) cloud check the answer.

The life (work) of a poor carpenter? See the answer in the east sentence (saw) and the west sentence (saw).

Do you cook with wrought iron? Without pears, you can't find the answer.

Is there any wax in the refrigerator? Candles in the cave (frozen) room to see the answer

Ice and tofu? It is difficult to check the answer.

Fish on the ice beach? Check the answer by (swimming)

The patient died? It's no use asking for medicine.

Turtle in a glass bottle? Show the original (round) shape to see the answer.

Glass socks and glass shoes? Ming Jiao (barefoot) looks at the answer.

Grab the hedge around your neck (Zhao Li fishing gear. Made of metal wire, bamboo and wicker. Have a long handle)? Work hard (fishing)

Nephew playing lanterns? As usual. (According to uncle).

The rain hits the plum head? Bad luck. (pour plums).

Half cotton? No (bullet-free)

Bald man with an umbrella? Lawless. (no hair can't).