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Excerpts from interesting English sentences

1. I clearly heard the heartbeat of the nuclear bomb with my own ears. I clearly heard the heartbeat of the atomic bomb with my own ears.

Next year, the bearded bear will give birth to a lovely baby in the rear.

Next year, the bearded bear will give birth to a lovely baby in the rear.

3. Earlier, I searched for pottery in the soil to study the earthquake.

Earlier, I searched the earth for pottery to study earthquakes.

I know that learned and serious people earn a lot of money by studying.

I have learned that learned and earnest people make a lot of money by studying.

She swears to wear those pearls that look like pears.

She vowed to wear pearls that looked like pears.

6. I'm almost afraid to tear the tearful girl's test paper.

I hardly dare to tear the tearful girl's test paper.

7. Bold people fold up gold and hold it in their hands.

The bold people folded up the gold and held it in their hands.

8. Customers are used to disgusting customs.

Customers are used to annoying customs.

9. The dust in the industrial area depresses hardworking people.

The dust in the industrial area discouraged the industrious people.

10. A fair budget judge only defends judicial adjustment.

A fair budget judge only defends judicial adjustment.

1 1. I used to abuse unused usage, but now I'm not used to it. I used to abuse this unusual usage, but I'm not used to it now.

12. The tape placed in the palace was replaced first and then transferred.

The tape placed in the palace was replaced first and then transferred.

13. I paced in the quiet spaceship.

I paced in the quiet spaceship.

14. Sir, your bird stirred my girlfriend's birthday party.

Sir, your bird ruined my girlfriend's birthday party.

15. This waterproof material is suitable for antennas near waterfalls. This waterproof material is suitable for antennas near waterfalls.

16. I hinted that the weak saint painted the printing machine with a pint of paint.

I suggested that the weak saint paint the printing press with a pint of paint.

17. In any case, the separation ratio is accurate.

In any case, this separation ratio is accurate.

18. The boundary around the circular site separates us from the surrounding environment.

The boundary around the circular site separates us from the surrounding environment.

19. This blunder made the underground instrument suffer a lightning damage.

This blunder caused the underground instruments to be damaged by lightning.

20. Inclined salt filters stop alternately to make changes.

The inclined salt filter was stopped alternately for modification.

2 1. The wandering band abandoned her band husband on Swan Island. The wandering band abandoned her bandaged husband on Swan Island.

22. The manly Roman woman manager beside the flag has a manly manner. The manly Roman female manager next to the military flag is full of masculinity.

23. In the roadway, the planer saw a planetary plane under the crane.

In the roadway, the planer saw the planet carrier under the crane.

The wet pet in the net hasn't boarded the jet plane yet.

The wet pet in the net hasn't boarded the jet plane yet.

25. After maintenance, the main remains and survivors remained on the territory. After maintenance, the main remains and residues were left in the territory.

26. Grandson branded brandy at random.

Grandson branded brandy at will.

27. The land in the highlands of the mainland has expanded a lot. The land of landlords on the mainland plateau has expanded a lot.

28. Use chemical fertilizers to keep the land fertile.

Use chemical fertilizer to keep the land fertile.

29. The high commander needs thousands of sandy sandwiches.

The big commander wants thousands of sand sandwiches.

30. I infer that he is indifferent to distinguishing quotations in different meetings.

I infer that he is indifferent to distinguishing quotations from different conversations.

There is little difference between the maximum value of 3 1. plus 10 minutes or the minimum value. Adding or subtracting the minimum value from the maximum value will only make a small difference.

32. The witty witness retracted his words for no reason within a few minutes. The witty witness retracted what he said for no reason in a few minutes.

33. The cake maker shakes a naked snake with a shaking rake for no reason. The cake maker shook a snake with a rake for no reason.

34. By the stream, the cook consulted a cookbook before making hooked cookies.

By the stream, the cook looked up a cookbook before making hooked cookies.

35. The writer writes the white paper quite calmly in the quilt.

The writer writes a white paper very calmly in the quilt.

In the hilly area, he didn't want to write his will on the ten-shilling bill. On the cold hillside, he didn't want to write his will on the ten-shilling bill.

37. The weavers will leave for the heavy heaven.

The weaver will go to gloomy heaven.

38. The handy left-hander left a beautiful handkerchief on the handle of the handbag.

The handy left-hander left a beautiful handkerchief on the handle of the handbag.

39. The head thief stole a handkerchief as a prank.

The thief leader finished the practical joke of stealing handkerchiefs.

40. I believe my brief words will ease her grief.

I believe my brief words will ease her grief.

4 1. At the dock, I was shocked to see a pocket rocket made of rock. I was shocked to see a small rocket made of rock at the dock.

42. Standing under the prominent rock, I misunderstood his standard position.

Standing under the protruding rock, I misunderstood his standard posture.

43. The substantive part of the Constitution concerning the college system was replaced.

The substantive part of the Constitution concerning the establishment of associations has been replaced.

44. spell the smell! Good, human welfare will expand.

Spell smell (a word)! Well, the welfare of mankind will expand.

45. Once you are all gone, the people on the throne will live alone in a lonely zone.

Once you are all gone, the people on the throne will live alone in this lonely zone.

46. Today, this once unknown snow mountain is famous for its snowstorm. Now that once unknown snowy hill is famous for its snowstorm.

47. For example, I can immediately know the constant distance.

For example, I can know the constant distance in an instant.

48. An unconstrained person likes the second wonderful diamond. Free men like the second strange diamond.

49. Deep in thought, the shrinking liaison drank the pink ink spilled on the wrinkled paper.

Deep in thought, the shrinking liaison drank the pink ink spilled on the crumpled paper.

50. The donors think that microcomputer pollution is absolutely beyond doubt.

Donation distributors believe that microcomputer pollution is absolutely beyond doubt.