Who can recommend some funny jokes?

1, there is a little friend who is one or four years old. His mother's friend is pregnant and pregnant. The little friend was very angry and asked, "Aunt, what's in your stomach?" Aunt missed Doby and said, "This is a little monster!" Just after that, Xiao's friend punched his aunt in the stomach and said calmly, "Aunt, is it dead?"

The father was very dissatisfied with his son's attitude and scolded him, "How can you talk to your father in a commanding tone?" Unexpectedly, my son has no remorse at all. Not to be outdone, he said, "Didn't you say yourself that you and your mother got married on my orders?"

My two-year-old daughter has gone back to her grandmother's house. There was no toilet, so I pulled her in the yard. As soon as she pulls it out, the dog will add it. So the daughter asked her mother, what is this dog doing? I replied, eating Baba. Mom, let the dog save some for me …

4. Son: "Dad, are you free on Friday afternoon?" Dad: "What is it?" Son: "The school will open a micro-parent forum!" "Dad:" What is a micro-parent forum? "Son:" Just the head teacher, you and me! " "

5. Young hot mom took her three-year-old son by bus. Hot mom holds her son in her lap, and her son has his back to hot mom. It was quiet all the way. After a long time, the son suddenly turned his head and asked loudly, "Mom, can I ask you a question?" Hot mom: "Ask." The son said, "What have you been doing with your hand on my penis?" ! I put up with it for a long time! "

6. The daughter asked her husband, "Dad, why is it called the highway instead of the mother road?" The husband replied: "Building roads is manual work, which is done by men, so it can only be called roads!" " "The wife said unhappily," Expressway refers to a public road that everyone can use. "The daughter asked thoughtfully," is that husband a man that everyone can share? "

7. My husband and I sleep under the covers. When my daughter was in the third grade, my husband and I were lying in bed watching TV. My daughter came in and took a look at us and said, no wonder you gave birth to a child. You don't understand physiology. You should sleep in the quilt. At that time, my husband and I were too surprised to know what to say.

8. Three children discuss The Journey to the West together. Answer: "Who do you think is the best among the four great monks in the Tang Dynasty?" B: "the Monkey King, of course!" C: "I think Tang Priest is the best." Answer: "No matter how powerful the Tang Priest is, he is only a monkey-playing."

9.shota doesn't want to go to kindergarten to spoil all kinds of hooligans. His father threw him to the teacher and left with his wife. Shota was also anxious and cursed: "You dog men and women come back."

10, my son is only three years old and sees a lot of delicious food on TV. So he said to his father, "Dad, I want to be on TV." Dad said, "What are you going to do?" Son: "I'll go in and get some candy." Dad said, "OK, then go in." The son said weakly, "I dare not go in." Dad asked strangely, "Why?" The son replied, "You should adjust it when I go in."

Editor's note: Is there any wood that has been thundered by the domineering of the children's circle? Shit, I can't close my smiling mouth. I don't know why it's swollen. Are you unhappy now? Stay the way you are, and be optimistic!