I can’t laugh at any jokes, so what should I do? Many people in Tianya laugh at them, but I don’t even think it’s funny. But I am a person who can laugh.

Kindergarten No. 1

Question 1: If one day there is no water in the sea, what will the fish do?

Child A: Let the fish go into the river. (Think for a moment, then continue) Oh, no, what about the whale? It's too big to get in. (So ??considerate)

Child B: Change the stone. (The fish were vomiting blood...)

Question 2: Where does milk come from?

Child A: There are several mouths under the belly of the cow, and the water flows out from there. (Are you really sure that’s the mouth?)

Continue to ask: Where did the coconut milk come from?

Child B: Coconut milk is goat milk. (It’s too far, brother)

Continue to ask: What is goat milk?

Child B: Goat milk is just yogurt. We don’t drink it at home. Our family orders Guangming milk. (What a terrible logic)

Question 3: What is the child’s face used for?

Child A: Kiss my mother.

Follow-up question: Do you want to kiss your father?

Child A: Kiss daddy.

Continue to ask: Who did you kiss on the face?

Child A: Kiss my mother. (Dad burst into tears)

Child B: For sticker heads. (Is your face a bulletin board?)

Question 4: Why do children come out of the mother’s belly and not the father’s?

Child A: Girls come out of their mother’s belly, and boys come out of their father’s belly. (Really good at deceiving people)

Little boy B: Because boys are cute! (The little girls shouted together: Boys are not cute!)

Question 5: What is the use of children’s hair?

Little girl A: Used to comb her hair.

Ask little boy B: Then your hair can’t be braided, what’s the use?

Child B: Used for shaving hair at the barber shop. (Valuable dedication)

Kindergarten No. 2

Question 1: Why do people only have two legs?

Child A: Because we are not animals. (Does a duck have four legs?)

Child B: Humans cannot grow four legs. (This is God’s arrangement, the biggest one)

Child C: (laughing to himself) There will be a fight if we have four legs.

Follow-up question: But dogs can run very fast with four legs?

Child C: (in a daze)... (all the children shouted: I can run faster than a dog!)

Question 2: How can a fat man lose weight immediately?

Child A: Eat diet biscuits. (Quite smart)

Follow-up question: If you can’t lose weight immediately by eating diet biscuits, how can you lose weight instantly?

Child A: Then don’t eat diet cookies. (Are you kidding me?)

Question 3: How can I make a thin person gain weight immediately?

Child A: Drink milk. (Milk is not pig feed)

Child B: You can become a police officer if you eat a lot of food. (Are all police officers fat?)

Question 4: Why do balloons fly into the sky?

Child A: Because it has energy. (Can a balloon be called a balloon if it is out of air?)

Follow-up question: Why can’t some balloons fly into the sky?

Child A: Because there is too little air inside. (Really good at talking nonsense)

Kindergarten No. 3

Question 1: What animal has two legs and wakes you up when the sun rises in the morning?

Child A: Chicken, rooster. (Another child shouted: Father Chicken)

I asked out of curiosity: What is Father Chicken?

Children: The hen is called a hen, and the rooster is called a hen. (Sudden realization...)

Child B: Mom.

Child C: The sun. (Sweat...the sun is an animal)

Continue to ask: Does the sun have legs?

Child C: The sun has five legs. (Another child retorted: Seven, there are seven colors in the rainbow)

Question 2: What is chattering?

Child A: There are seven mouths and eight tongues, and the speech is very messy. (It makes sense) and added: We are talking all over the place now. (Still self-aware)

Child B: Make many tongues. (So ??scary...)

Question 3: How to distinguish between men and women?

Child A: Look at the hair. The one with long hair is a girl, and the one with short hair is a boy. (A girl with short hair next to her burst into tears...)

Child B: I peeked at him (her) urinating. The one standing was a boy and the one squatting was a girl. (You are so horny at this age...)

Child C: Look at what kind of socks he or she is wearing. The red ones are for girls and the blue ones are for boys. (So ??innocent...)

Child D: Look at the eyes. (So ??erratic...)

Question 4: What will happen if you throw a stone into the fish pond?

Child A: Water will turn into waves. (...)

Child B: The fish will float up. (The fishermen are very happy...)

Child C: The fine is five yuan. (Sweat...) Kindergarten No. 4

Question 1: Why is Tangshan called Tangshan?

Child A: Because it is a soup-drinking mountain. (It’s really meaningless...)

Child B: Tangshan is a hot spring, a place for bathing. (The answer is not what the question was asked...)

Child C: It’s very hot down there, so I call it Tangshan. (Khan...it turns out to be Tangshan...)

Child D: Who is Tangshan? (...)

Question 2: An old man lost a horse. Do you think the horse will come back?

Child A: No, because the horse is playing on the road. (A playful horse...)

Child B: No, horses can’t see growth rings. (I’ve never seen a horse look at its growth rings while walking...)

Child C: No, the horse went to marry another horse. (He is really a romantic child...)

Child D: No, the grandpa was not good to the horse, and the horse went to find a new owner. (The reality is cruel, even horses need to change jobs...)

Question 3: Why does the aunt who distributes medicine in the hospital wear a mask?

Child A: Because the director is afraid that they will eat it secretly. (Is the medicine delicious?)

A child immediately rushed to say: Are those uncles holding scalpels wearing masks afraid of them having dinner together? (Dizzy...)

Child B: Because I have to pay attention to hygiene and I am afraid that saliva will flow down. (Wearing a mask turns out to prevent drool...)

Kindergarten 5

Question 1: What is the difference between Coca-Cola and Pepsi-Cola?

Child A: The names are different. (Even Martians know this)

Child B: Coca-Cola cans are red and Pepsi-Cola cans are blue. (I know you are not color blind, be good)

Child C: Pepsi has Jay Chou, and Coca-Cola has vanilla (flavor).

Child D: Coca-Cola is sour and will make your nose steamy after drinking it! (If there is gas, it means it is a can of dedicated Coke)

Question 2: Why does the subway run underground?

Child A: Because the subway has the word "地" in it, it has to run underground. (I guessed that someone would answer this way)

Child B: The subway has no wheels and cannot run on the ground. (Are there wheels? No? Are there any?)

Question 3: Which came first in the world, the chicken or the egg?

Child A: The egg comes first.

Question: If there are no chickens, where would the eggs come from?

Child A:...

Child B: First there is the hen, and then the eggs are laid.

Child C: There are 30 eggs in one egg!

Surprised: What? 30 eggs, right?

Child C: Because there are two old hens, each laid 15 eggs, so there are 30! (Children, you are so awesome)

Question 4: What day is April 1st?

Child A: Mother’s Day.

Child B: Women’s Day.

Reminder: Women’s Day is March 8th.

Child B: That’s Arbor Day!

I couldn’t help it: When is April Fool’s Day?

Child C: It’s January 8th! (This...)

Child D: I know, April 1st is the driver’s uncle’s holiday! (How did you come up with it, I’m curious)

Question 5: How can I become beautiful?

Child A: Sticking cucumbers, my mother sticks them at home every day.

Child B: My aunt always posts papayas.

Child C: Paste eggs! (It’s really difficult)

Child D: My mother-in-law pasted potatoes for me.

Little boy E: I have applied mango skin! (That’s what you were messing around with, right?)

Summary: Each one is more amazing than the other, DIY is really popular.

Kindergarten No. 6

Question 1: Who is the most beautiful person you have ever seen?

Child A: Zhao Wei!

Child B: Jolin Tsai!

Child C: I like He Jie! (A group of children booed: Super girl, super girl!)

The tough kid D appeared at this time, like reciting a jingle: Super girls also include Li Yuchun, Zhou Bichang, Zhang Liangying, Huang Yali... (Many of the last ones are The names of those who did not enter the finals also appeared one by one, and the reporter was stunned)

Child E: It’s Fan Xiaoyu from our class! (A little girl named Fan Xiaoyu rushed out and punched him)

Child F: Jay Chou is the prettiest!

Question: Jay Chou is a man, how can he look good?

Child F: Then he is the most handsome!

Question 2: Chickens and ducks have wings, why can’t they fly in the sky like birds?

Child A: Because chickens and ducks are too heavy, they have eggs in their stomachs.

Child B: Yes, yes! If they fly into the sky, the eggs in their stomachs will fall to the ground!

Child C: The bones of birds are hollow, so they can fly. (What a correct answer, unexpected)

Q: Who told you?

Child C: Mom said it. (This mother needs to be praised)

Question 3: How can we make poor people rich immediately?

Child A: Drive a Mazda. (It has Nanjing characteristics)

Child B: Open a supermarket. (I also want to open a supermarket, so I can get whatever I want)

Child C: Work.

Q: Do you know what part-time work is?

1. When my son was 4 years old, he saw a jumping frog. He imitated the frog and jumped a few times. Then he stood up and said, "I'm so tired! It's so hard for the frog. I have to do it every day." Jump like this."

2. My colleague's son was less than 3 years old. I was holding him in front of the computer and saw a cute puppy on the screen. It jumped from left to right on the screen. When he reached the far right end and disappeared, the boy actually jumped off the chair and went to the monitor to look for the puppy... He stared at me with big eyes and looked confused: "Where is the dog?"

3. My aunt just gave birth to a son last month. My cousin's daughter is almost 3 years old. I took her to see her aunt's son. She pointed at the little baby who didn't even open her eyes and said to her, "This is your uncle." She was shocked. Take two steps back and say firmly, impossible! How could he be my uncle!

4. When my little cousin was very young, he once took him as a guest. When he saw a little girl at the next table, he came up to chat with him. The little girl ignored him and sang "Sister takes the bow, brother." I'm going to the shore." Everyone at the table almost spit out their rice

5. The child's mother has a very strict tutor. One day, the child was scolded again, so the child cried and said, "Mom, you go to work." The mother said, "Just go, you don't have to worry about it!" The child was stunned for a while, "Mom, you should go to the business trip class, I I haven’t wanted to see you for a long time!”

6. My nephew was less than six years old and suddenly said to his mother one day!!

I don’t want to go to school?

Question: Why?

Answer: I farted loudly in the teacher’s office today.

7. I remember watching a variety show and asked the child: Do you know what motorola means?

Answer: Once upon a time, there was a prince named Moto (pronounced Moto) and a princess named Lola (pronounced La). They got married and gave birth to a child named Motolola!

Child C: Just do things for others and then get money. (This idea looks beautiful)

Child D: Driving a public car.

Question: Why can you make money by driving a public car? (Could it be...)

Child D: There is a box at the door of the bus. Everyone has to throw money into it when they get on the bus. It is full of money. (Sure enough!)

Child E: The money inside can be exchanged for one hundred and one hundred, and you will be rich. Laughing till tears come out......................