100,000 cold jokes-super cold

1. A handsome boy in the dormitory just learned to play the violin. Does it sound like scratching the bottom of a pot with your nails?

One afternoon, while he was playing the violin, the door was suddenly pushed open, and the aunt who checked the safety and hygiene came in and said seriously, Who is washing the pot? I wonder if electric cookers are not allowed in the dormitory? ! ?

2. One day, the school invited parents to visit the school. In the first class in the morning, the students greeted the teacher and said: Good morning, teacher. ?

The teacher thought that students should also say hello to the parents present, so he said, There are parents?

Before the students could react, the parents stood up together and said, Good morning, teacher. ?

Put the notebook on the table first, and then put your chin on the notebook. Okay, this is my gift to you, okay? Notebook pad brain!

4. Customer:? I want to buy a book, there is no murder in it, but there is a hidden murder; There is no love, only love and hate; No detectives, but always on your guard? Can you recommend one for me?

Shop assistant:? Stock market. ?

5. Introduced by Aunt Antelope, Mr. Zebra and Miss Kangaroo met for the first time? Meet? see and assess the suitability of a prospective mate or son

Miss Kangaroo wanted to relax, so she said humorously, "Are you a girl at first sight?" Black and white? People in the world. ?

Mr zebra:? Yes, that's why you are the most suitable person for me. ?

? Why?

? The day before yesterday, I robbed a bank, so much money was put in, only to find that I was missing a pocket! ?

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