Who tells jokes before going to bed?

1, go home at the weekend, get addicted to cigarettes after dinner, and plan to go for a walk on the pretext. When changing shoes at the door, my father asked me why I wanted to go. I said, "Go have a cigarette!" "As a result, my father found a pack of white sand from me and gave me a good K. ..

2. Once I came out from my mother to find my wife. After seeing my wife, I habitually called out, "Mom! ""

3. I found that my bike was flat when I went to work in the morning and wanted my mother to push it outside to refuel. And I said, "Push my tires out." "Mom is confused, I smiled and quickly corrected. As a result, I said, ""Help me fill my car with gas! ""

When I was driving, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked, "Why don't you wear a condom while driving? ""

5, the last toilet was convenient, and there was no paper. He said to his wife, "Bring me the paper-wiping donkey! ""

6. A girl is lovelorn. I advised her: "Toads with two legs are hard to find, and men with three legs are plentiful! ""

7. Two people were bickering when suddenly a man next to them said, "You are really full and have nothing to do! ""

8. My colleague quarreled with others and opened his mouth in a hurry: "Do you think I grew up eating?" "I've always wondered what he grew up eating.

9. In computer class, a classmate shouted when there was something wrong with his machine. ""boss, change the plane! ""

10, reading posts while eating, reading classics to my wife, laughing her to death, so she said to me, "Read after dinner, or your brain will get indigestion! ""