Writing composition: Sister, this is not a legend.

Writing composition: Sister, this is not a legend.

Author/Wang Jinfeng

In terms of popularity and vitality index, the "sister" sleeping in my upper bunk is a well-deserved big sister in our dormitory. Although she is the oldest and not tall, she doesn't care about height defects. What she often talks about is "height is not a distance, and age is not a problem". My sister has black hair. Whenever her sisters praise her hair, she will proudly sing, "Please don't be infatuated with my sister, oh-my sister is just a legend ..." It really makes people laugh. Sooner or later, the elder sister's optimism infected us, and she made us feel that elder sister is not a legend.

Traquina

I was just about to fall asleep when the lights went out that day when there was a commotion in the upper bunk. I reluctantly opened one eye and saw a small head sticking out from it, and then my feet moved along the bed ladder. "Elder sister, why don't you sleep?" She stammered, "I want to go to the toilet, but now the light is out and it's dark outside ..." "Oh, I'll go with you." She got excited at once and said as she walked, "To tell the truth, it's not that I'm timid. Terror events in TV dramas often happen in the middle of the night, and most of them happen in the toilet ... "I was so sleepy that I said impatiently," Hurry up, I'm sleepy. "

Unwilling, she tugged at my skirt again, and I looked back blankly. This turn startled me, and a horrible face suddenly appeared in front of my eyes-a gloomy face with upturned eyes and a strange mouth with white teeth. Oh, ghosts! I was just about to shout when my sister quickly took the flashlight away: "Haha, are you awake now?" Alas, sister, I surrendered.

Senior "latent"

After the final exam, roommates will exchange transcripts and teachers' comments. We couldn't help but be surprised when we opened our eldest sister's report card. It says, "You are quiet and steady, and you are never impatient. I believe that there is a beautiful heart under your quiet appearance! " Big sister is quiet? Is it steady? I can assure you that these words have nothing to do with her! Teacher, you really don't know your sister.

We began to list the elder sister's "crimes": "Do you remember one time you wet your hair with a towel, stuffed buns in your mouth with one hand and sprinted to the classroom 100 meter?" "Some time ago you were fascinated by Vae's" Admitting Mistakes ". As soon as I entered the dormitory door, I shouted' It's all my fault ...'. This is also called silence? " "The last time you lost 50 yuan, the sisters in the whole dormitory searched for a long time, and the result was actually found in the gap of your sheets ... This is also called stability? Who knows, she smiled: "What do you know? This is the standard' latent'! "This girl is really' latent'!

the legendary swordsman

Big sister is a famous joke king. On a hot summer night, when everyone is upset and insomnia, big sister always brings laughter.

I remember a sultry night, the failure of the exam and the harassment of mosquitoes disturbed my sleep. At this moment, a voice came from the upper berth: "You have been sleeping well. Why can't you sleep this time? " I answered her angrily, "Just gloat!" "In a bad mood? How about this big sister telling you a joke for free? " "Very good." I am all ears. "Why can't the cannon hit the stars?" "Well ..." I thought and thought, but I couldn't get the answer. "I can't guess. Tell me the answer. " The elder sister cleared her throat seriously: "Because the stars will flash! Therefore, when bad emotions break out, we must also learn to stay out of it! " "Ha ha, big sister, you are so talented!" "Well, go to sleep, there will be a class tomorrow!" After listening to this joke, I suddenly relaxed a lot and fell asleep gradually.

Hey, big sister in the upper bunk, you know what? Lively and lovely, you have brought us a lot of joy and a surprise gift, so how can you be a legend?

★ Xinlian Middle School, Tongzhou District, Nantong City, Jiangsu Province

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(Instructor Wang Junjie)