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Interesting reading quotations
Silence is the last dignity of those who fail the exam, and silence is the highest contempt for those who get an A.
3, really brave, dare to face bleak scores, dare to face up to dripping transcripts. What kind of mourners and happy people are these?
I cried after the Chinese exam. After the math exam, I found myself crying early.
5. I try to close myself, just like the stone I hold tightly, in order to throw it further!
It was dark at night and I suddenly wanted to study, but it was already dawn when I found the candle.
7. Don't get an A in one exam. If A gets too much, your A will depreciate.
8. Little magpie builds a new house, and little bees are busy picking honey. Where did the happy results come from? You have to work hard to create them!
9. What is the theme of the exam composition? I handed in my paper, and the composition was only five words. This is courage.
10, the story of Meng Mu's three moves actually shows that she has a good son. If I were you, it would be useless to move it a hundred times!
1 1, it is not difficult for a person to get an a, but it is difficult to get an a all his life and never get an A-.
12, the paper can't be like cooking. You can't start writing until all the materials are ready.
13. If you fail in the exam, don't be depressed or angry! Yali pear is big, bear with it for a while: believe it, the tragic day will come.
14 to prevent others from earning RMB reasonably and legally. Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob!
15, how many points the teacher gives me, and how many years I wish the teacher to live.
16, my future is not a dream, but a nightmare!
17, and those formulas that we thought we were obsessed with were forgotten in the process of our obsession.
18, school broadcast, class is over, teacher: You have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you will suffer again.
19, since dating is not allowed, I simply don't send school uniforms. Some people in the province say it's a couple's costume.
20. People's wisdom holds three keys: one is to do a topic, the other is to write a paper, and the other is to deal with poor grades. Knowledge, thoughts and fantasies are all in it.
2 1, when I was a child, my mother kindly said to me: Good boy, you will never starve to death if you learn this skill, so my mother taught me to eat.
22. The teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.
23, people are about to graduate, and their handwriting is good.
24. There are only people who don't work hard, and there is no class that can't get an A.
25. I didn't like anyone at school, and I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.
26. Worry at the end of the first period is fun at the end.
27. I like a course and I am very happy when I review it; To love a course is to keep reviewing even if you are unhappy.
28. My old friend left the Yellow Crane Tower in the west and sent a bucket of oil before he left. As he walked, he thought, this boy is really awkward.
29. Science exams are regardless of the outcome or level. Because there is always only one answer!
I think a fly lying on the glass has a bright future, but it can't find a way out.
3 1 How did Emperor A at the peak know the depth of F?
32. When I arrived at the examination room, I completely collapsed and saw tears all over the paper. I don't test anything I recite, and I can't test it.
33. Sometimes the class is noisy, but for a moment, it suddenly became surprisingly quiet for a few seconds. Have you ever had one?
34. Every time I finish the exam, I comfort myself. It doesn't matter. The important thing is to participate.
35. Happy candidates are almost the same, and all the candidates have their own exams.
36, the test is not the result, but the signal of China mobile.
37. Test exercises are done every day. No wonder you don't lose weight. Today, I failed the list again, tears fell and my heart was cold. After being rescued in the sea, I entered the examination ditch again. I don't want to lose weight I weigh it on the scale. People are thinner than watermelons
38. People are not born to be taken back. People can be delayed, but they cannot be taken back.
After an English listening class, the only thing you can understand is the first few words of Chinese.
40, born with a grade point, dead with a ghost. Don't learn from Xiang Yu, you should take the east wind jump to manage the hospital.
4 1. Meet the person you want to meet among thousands of people. In thousands of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, you happened to catch up, neither earlier nor later. There is nothing else to say except to ask softly, Oh, you are dead, too.
42. If you review too fully, you don't need to consider it; There is no review at all and there is no need to consider it.
43. The slower you read, the more difficult it is to try.
44. The exam is a cloud, and it will turn into a dark cloud after the exam.
45. I thought about having a holiday every day when I was at school. Now I have a complete holiday, and I want to go to school again!
46. Looking at the face of the head teacher makes me want to drop out of school. How should I study?
47. When I was a child, the watch I drew on my hand stopped moving, but it took away our best time.
48. The end of the semester is a beautiful sadness. Even if the whole world is occupied, I will be by your side. Let's study together in hell.
49. I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.
50. What is a class teacher? It is a person who has destroyed your friendship, your love and your affection.
5 1, go back to your habits and make others nervous!
52. When a semester ends, everything that belongs to that semester no longer exists-except the grade point.
53, moving with notes, extravagant with words, not floating clouds, no horses, no static.
54, the sky is gray and wild, and the wind and grass see cattle and sheep shit!
Do you know why my paper is white? Because it forgot its own answer.
56. Zhu Yuanzhang is my uncle. Call him out and ask!
57, the school left a bangs to find parents, and it depends on my hairstyle if my grades don't go up?
58. Examination is a magic weapon for teachers; Scores are the lifeblood of students.
59. You listen, or you don't listen. The teacher is here. Don't go after class.
60. Don't think you are texting in class. I don't know who will giggle at the crotch.
6 1, failure is the mother of success, and Zhilong is the father of success.
62. What I hate most is the abbreviation on the reference answer.
63. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but that I clearly memorized it, but I can't remember it in the examination room.
64. It is impossible to copy the same paper twice, but you can hand in the same paper in two courses.
65. You can pick exotic flowers and herbs from the cliff, and you can experience the ups and downs from the exam.
66, three cups of Rannuo, the five mountains are as pale as gray, forgetting the rivers and lakes.
67. You can't blame gravity if you can't shit. Maybe you are constipated!
68. American goddess, this hand holds a torch and this hand holds a book, which tells us to study even if there is a power failure.
69. We always make preparations for the next door in a hurry before we are sad.
70. Can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well and eat too much.
7 1. The exam is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you will get before the exam.
72. I still remember when I was a child, I held a spicy strip in one hand and a dime of water in the other, and I ate with relish.
73. Who still remembers the classic sentence at school, you wait for me to stop you after school.
74. There is no need to skip class any more, because there is no class.
75. The history of our last bloody battle is just like the extraction of essential oil. At that time, a lot of petals were used, and the result was only 30%, but my roommate was not among them, let alone me.
China's famous reading words
1, ask the canal to be so clear because there is running water at the source. -Zhu
2. If you are determined to be a true character, you must study hard. -Ruan Yuan
3. The book is as affectionate as an old friend, and every morning is a mixture of sadness and joy. -Yu Qian
4. Knowing is not as good as being good, and being good is not as good as being happy. -Confucius
5, reading thousands of books, writing like a god. -Du Fu
6. Take learning as the first and learning as the foundation. —— Ouyang Xiu
7. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. -Lao Tzu
8. Xing, Cheng Yule. -Confucius
9, books or medicine, good reading can cure fools. -Liu Xiang
10, the reading method is gradual, practice makes perfect, and careful consideration. -Zhu
1 1, make great efforts to know all the words in the world and make up your mind to read all the books in the world. -Su Shi
12, jade does not peck, abrasive; People don't learn or know. -Book of Rites
13, the road is long, but it's Xiu Yuan, so I'll go up and down. —— Qu Yuan
14, a threesome, there must be my teacher. Choose the good and follow it, change the bad. -Confucius
15, black hair doesn't know how to study early, and white hair regrets studying late. -Yan Zhenqing
16, read it a hundred times, and its meaning is self-evident. -History of the Three Kingdoms
17, when the book is used, you won't be so annoying. You won't know how difficult it is until you have been there. -Lu you
18, appreciated by the curious, analyzed by the doubters. -Tao Yuanming
19, don't be evil, don't be good. -Chen Shou's "The History of the Three Kingdoms"
20, I can't get tired of reading old books, and I am familiar with the classics. -Su Shi
2 1, not indifferent, not quiet, not far away. -Zhuge Liang
22. Those who are stupid in books must work hard, and those who are stupid in art must be skilled. -Pu Songling
23. My life is limited and my knowledge is limited. -Zhuangzi
24. Learning without thinking is useless, and thinking without learning is dangerous. -Confucius
25. You can't be versatile if you don't study, and you can't learn if you don't want to study. -Zhuge Liang
26. There are three kinds of reading, that is, the heart is there, the eyes are there, and the mouth is there. -Zhu
27, familiar with 300 Tang poems, can't write poetry. -Sun Zhu's Preface to 300 Tang Poems
28. If you don't work hard, you will be sad. -"Han Yuefu". Changge Xing/The Long Ballad
29, don't wait, white young head, empty and sad. -Yue Fei
30. If birds want to fly high, they should flap their wings first, and people should learn first. Li Kuchan
3 1, read thousands of books and take Wan Li Road. Yi Liu
32. Don't do to others what you don't want them to do to you. -Confucius
Hugo's famous saying
1, with material, people can survive; With ideals, people can live. What's the difference between survival and life? Animals are alive, so should people. Hugo
2. Books are tools for making souls-Hugo
3. Being a saint is a special case; Being upright is the right way to be a man. Although you are wandering on the wrong road, stumbling and making mistakes, you should always be an upright person.
The road of art is full of thorns, which is also a good thing. Ordinary people are discouraged, except the strong-willed. Hugo literature
Nothing can promote the creation of the future more than bold fantasy. Today's fantasy is tomorrow's reality. -Hugo famous saying
6, others let go, he is still insisting; When others retreat, he still rushes forward; Every time you fall, stand up at once. Such people must not fail. -Hugo famous saying
7, books are friends, although not enthusiastic, but very loyal-Hugo.
Hope is always our belief? It is a great happiness to see what can only be seen tomorrow today. Biography of Hugo
9. If there is no despair in the world, hope is the greatest inspiration for mankind. 93
10, education! Science! Learning to read is to light the torch; Every syllable of every word exudes Mars. -Les Miserables
1 1, mean people are always ungrateful: ingratitude is part of meanness. Hugo
12, it is easy to be a good person, but difficult to be an upright person.
13, life is a flower, and love is dew. -Hugo famous saying
14, do you want to know what a revolution is? Call it progress. Do you want to know what progress is? Call again tomorrow. Continue to do its work tomorrow. It has been done since today. Although the change is bizarre, it will never fail to achieve its goal.
15, all kinds of stupid things, under the influence of reading good books every day, are like baking on the fire and gradually melting.
16, people who stick to the truth are great.
17, the sky is grander than the sea, and the conscience is grander than the sky.
18, the girl is the body of an angel. When she became a young woman, the angel flew away. But after a while, the angel will come again and give this young woman who is a mother a little life. Marine labor
19, a person at the top of the mountain will overlook the abyss; After rolling in the deep, people will look up at the sky. Smiling people
20. If you are a stone, you should be a magnet. If you are a plant, you should be a mimosa. If you are human, you should be the right person. Les Misérables
2 1. No matter what happens in the future, we will never lose hope: hope is a virtue. Biography of Hugo
22. A person's face often reflects his inner world, and it is wrong to think that thoughts have no color.
23. Being exposed by others is a failure, but exposing yourself is a victory.
Since fate is arranged by accident, we should understand that everyone, whether ordinary or great, should design his own life well, so that his ideal can become a reality at some point in the future. To his grandchildren who lost their parents.
25. We must always look at dawn, youth and life.
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