What China jokes are there?

A woman was very depressed when the mosquito net she just bought was stolen. She asked the fortune teller on the street who stole it.

When she got there, she said, "Sir, I want to measure words."

Fortune teller: "What are you going to test?"

Woman: "Do you know who stole my mosquito net?"

I'm not a policeman either, thought Mr Juzi. Who knows who stole your mosquito net, but you are a fool if you don't make money. "Then write it."

This woman can't read But she can play mahjong, so she wrote the word "40 thousand"

Mr. Wang said, "Do you live in a big yard? Is there anyone with an eight in his name in the yard? "

The woman replied, "Yes, yes, yes. Right, right, right. "

It happens that this eight-character man is an idle person who steals chickens and dogs. As soon as he entered the door, the woman shouted, "Give me back the mosquito net."

"Sister-in-law, how did you know that I stole the mosquito net?"

Woman: "I'll let Mr. Wen Zi do the math." Women also said all the measured words.

The thief thought, "I see. I will also test who stole my mosquito net. "

He came to the fortune teller and said fiercely, "Sir, I want to measure words."

Teacher Wang is still an old saying: "What are you taking?"

"Who do you think stole my mosquito net?"

Hearing this, the fortune teller collapsed. Why do you always ask me about stealing mosquito nets? If you are a bad person, you have to say, "Please write a word."

This man also wrote a four-character, but his four-character writing is sloppy and looks like the e in the letter.

The fortune teller looked at it and said, "You don't have a mosquito net at all. You order mosquito-repellent incense. "