Love Story of Earth 2022 Routine Funny General 6 1 sentence

Vulgar love stories refer to those very tacky, but funny and provocative stories. The following is the "Tuwei Love Story 2022 Routine Funny" compiled by me for your reference only. Welcome to reading.

Earthy love story 2022 routine funny 1 1. Your name is only two words. Although I don't make sentences, it has filled my heart.

2. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."

3. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."

You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of beautiful.

Touch the fabric of my dress. Is it your girlfriend's material?

I want to say "I love you" in the language of the whole world, but I can't say it enough.

7. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"

8. liking you is a very troublesome thing, but I just like getting into trouble.

9. "Guess what uniform I like" and "Being subdued by you"

10. "Facing you, I am not only considerate, but also considerate."

1 1. "My three views are incorrect and crooked"? "Well, it's all good for you."

Please pay attention to your words. "Why?" "Because I will kiss it at any time."

13. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.

14. Remember that I miss you when I am looking for you, and I miss you when I am not looking for you.

15. Do you know how to eat this dish? Is it hot? Let me feed you.

16. I don't know how to take care of you in winter.

17. I thought I could see you before school, but I won't miss you when I get to school.

18. "The tiger is neither arrogant nor impetuous. What do you think of me?" "You are my girlfriend."

19. "If I am Linger, what are you?" What? "You are Tinker Bell because Linger wants Tinker Bell."

20. "I can't get through the security check every time." "They say I have you in my heart."

Earthy love story 2022 routine funny 2 2 1. What happened to "come and save me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."

22. I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.

23. Hey, give me your hand? "I want to hold my girlfriend's hand"

24. This is watermelon and that is cantaloupe. You are my little fool.

25. "Can you smile?" "Why?" "Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee."

26. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."

27. "Seeing you recently makes me dizzy." "Why?" "Because love makes people dizzy."

28. You are my furry coat, my warm embrace in winter, my safe haven in heavy snow, and Mr Right that I can hold hands with in this life.

29. My hand was scratched, and so were you, so we are a couple.

30. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.

3 1. I am very capable, but I can't do anything. What? Won't leave you.

Write your name on the cigarette, breathe it into your lungs, and let you be closest to my heart.

33. "I get dizzy at the sight of you." "What's the situation?" "Maybe it's love that makes everyone dizzy."

34. I was going to wander the rivers and lakes, but I thought I could stop for a while when I met you.

35. This is beef, this is pork, and you are my heart.

36. "Do you think I have changed compared with yesterday?" Hmm? It's nothing. "I love you more today than yesterday."

37. Do you like drinking water? Then you already like me 70%.

38. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."

39. "The sun appears every day on average 12 hours. Do you know why it is so long? " I don't know, "because I want us to have long-term love."

40. "You must have failed." "Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?"

Earth love story 2022 routine funny 3 4 1. Your eyes are really beautiful, and they only suit me.

42. What is the revolving playground with a concert? Trojan horse? Well, A Mu.

43. Do you know where the center of Shenzhen is? It is you.

44. "Can you watch your step in the future?" "I have to bump into my heart."

45. Guess where my heart is? Left? Wrong, on your side.

46. "Confucius, Mencius and Laozi, do you know what you are best suited to do?" I don't know. "My wife."

47. Do you know what I like to eat? Looking at you stupidly.

48. Let's play wood games. Do not move. All right! I lost my heart.

49. "Do you know which one I like best, peaches, persimmons and oranges?" "orange" "wrong, our child."

Are you blind? Hit me in the heart.

5 1. "This selfie is really ugly" Hmm ... "Not as good as one tenth of my own"

52. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

53. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"

54. "I want to buy a piece of land from you", "What land" and "You are dead set"

55. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."

56. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."

57. "I think I'm selfish." "Where's selfish?" "I only like you and don't give other girls any chance."

58. "I can judge people accurately." And see what kind of person I am. "You are the one I love."

59. If I like you for more than two minutes, I can't get rid of it.

60. I can recognize you at a glance among thousands of people, because others are walking on the road and you are walking in my heart.

6 1. "I'll make you a cow and a horse." It's good. "All you have to do is give the grass."