We need some funny sketches (with lines) for the school's New Year's Day theatrical performance. Thank you.

Guo lianhai

Times: Modern

Location: A hotel.

Character: Guo: Hotel owner

Chen: Farmers.

Room: the boss's daughter

Min: Waiter.

(The curtain rises: Guo stands up from the audience) Good evening, everyone! What, you ask me what I do? -General manager of the Eight Immortals Building. What, you asked me how much money I had? Not much, just180 thousand. As the saying goes, "the mountains cover the day, and the ocean drains the golden river." If you want to eat braised pork, don't go anywhere. You go to my Eight Immortals Building.

Min: Good morning, manager.

Guo: Ah, you must be the new comrade.

Min: No, manager, my last name is Min.

Guo: Hello, comrade (reaching out to shake Min's hand, Min didn't move, Guo rubbed his hand awkwardly). Ah, not bad. You see, the arrival of your college students has added a lot of glory to our hotel and made our hotel by going up one flight of stairs. When the client comes, he is a professor! Ah, yes, work hard, as the saying goes, 360 lines, each line will be the champion.

Min: The manager is smooth.

Guo: (Sit down) My business is getting bigger and bigger, and my life is getting more and more prosperous. Alas, the only drawback is that the only daughter doesn't study well, and the exam always counts down! It really gives me a headache. But then again, I think it doesn't matter whether I go to school or not now! Ah, you have to pay for going to college, and the price is quite expensive! There is no distribution after graduation, and it doesn't matter whether you can go up or not! If nothing else, just the waiter at the door, education-undergraduate, position-waiter! As for me, I haven't graduated from primary school, and my position is-general manager-

Chen: With the surge of reform, the people of China have really lived up to expectations. Qi Xin joins hands to cross the century, and the Olympic Games will be special! Think about the past of farmers, life is very bitter, after a day's work, there is no food at home! Now that we farmers are rich, we walk with a big belly. I've been in the city for a long time and I'm a little hungry. I need something to eat! Hey, there's a big hotel here. I have to go in and have a look.

(Looking at Min standing there) Yo, there's a plastic man here. Look at him. Nose is nose, mouth is mouth. There are arms above and legs below, just like that real guy! This girl is really handsome. If only my mother could find me a daughter-in-law like this!

Min: Please come in, sir.

Chen: (startled) Oh, my God, it is alive!

Min: (politely) Please sit down, sir. Would you like a glass of boiled water or a glass of brandy?

Chen: What did you say?

Guo: Ah, she means what would you like to drink, such as soybean milk and milk.

Chen: We have both soybean milk and milk. Let's have something fancy-just some facial cleanser.

Min: (laughs) Sorry, we don't have any here. We have beer and coke here-

Chen: It's quite coke without facial cleanser. Too coke!

Min: Then you can drink beer. (talking and taking notes) What would you like to order?

Chen: Bring me the menu.

Min: What do you want? (Chen points to the menu) I want this-

Min: What?

Chen: Ah, I'll take it.

Min: "What?"

Chen: Huh?

Min: What do you want, sir?

Chen: I can't read.

Let me tell you something. We have oily tofu, stewed tofu and oily tofu-

Chen: All right, all right. Why is it all tofu? Is this a tofu shop? Change something else.

Min: We have shredded potatoes, shredded kelp and shredded beef-

Chen: OK, OK, let's fry Head & Shoulders.

Sorry, we don't have any here.

Chen: Why do you want nothing here? Then order casually, a plate of peanuts, half a catty of braised pork, two bottles of beer and a plate of fried chicken with Chili peppers. The chicken in brackets is hairless.

Ok, please wait a moment (minutes)

Chen: When I picked up my tie, I understood a truth. Why do old men wear this thing? It turns out that wiping sweat is very convenient!

Guo: (reading the newspaper)

Room: (hands and feet on the ground, trying to escape Guo's sight)

Guo: Is school over?

F: Yes.

Guo: I heard that you have finished the exam?

F: The exam is over.

Guo: How was the exam?

F: It's hard to say.

Guo: You said yes. What did you get in the exam?

Room: First.

Guo: Really? My little ancestor, the sun rises in the west today. In the past, the exam counted down, and you humiliated me. I finally won my face back today. You said what you wanted today and what your father wanted to buy for you.

F: I dare not!

Guo: Just say it. Dad is very happy today.

F: I counted down.

Guo: What? (pa) strike the table. (Chen fell to the ground in fear, and his shoes fell off)

Guo: (angrily) Please put away your books and bring them back to me. Don't make a fool of yourself! Did you hear that?

Room: (tears, crying) No, I'm going to school!

Guo: Say one more word! If you still have face, I won't hit you (pick up Chen's shoes left on the ground and chase them out of the room)

Min: (Holding the plate, I saw Guo chasing the room to protect it) Manager, don't hit the child, don't hit the child-(Kerwin Chen advised the four of them to turn around the table twice, and Guo Yi hit Chen's ass with the sole).

Min: (holding Fang's hand and telling Fang) It's all right. Don't cry. I'll take you to your mother (two people).

Chen: (I don't know what to say at the moment) Holding my ass, God, it hurts!

Guo: No, wrong number! I obviously hit the child just now. How did I hit you?

Chen: How can you hit the child? Your method of educating children is not good!

Guo: Comrade, please sit down. I'm really sorry about that. Please calm down (pour Chen wine).

Guo: I really made her angry. You said she couldn't keep counting down. I thought I was the last four times, and she won five consecutive championships, and it was five consecutive championships!

Chen: You can't look at people with old eyes. My daughter used to count down, and now she is admitted to college.

Guo: Your daughter has been admitted to university. What (suspiciously)? Did your daughter go to college?

Chen: Ah, this is a famous brand!

Guo: Come on, cheers! My daughter doesn't have the blessing and brains, so let her drop out of school!

Chen: That won't do. That child is the flower of the future. What he is doing now depends on culture and education. Let's say our farmers. Farmers used to farm by strength, but now they farm by technology. I used to be so busy that I didn't have time to cut my hair and shave. It's okay now. Agricultural machinery, seeder. Weeding herbicides, no need to work hard. With what? With knowledge!

Guo: Let's drink this glass of wine!

Chen: Now the Central Committee of the Communist Party of China has put forward a new topic: building a new socialist countryside, improving rural living standards and cultivating new farmers in the new period. I think the key is to do a good job in rural education! Don't you think so, brother? Don't look at me, I have to let my daughter do it even if I sell iron! How can I do without culture-

Guo: Come on, have a drink!

Chen: Brother, you should drink less and eat more vegetables. If you can't reach it, you should stand up

(D-) Guo: Hello (burping) Yes, it's me, what, what, I broke the law, did I break the law?

Chen: It is against the compulsory education law to prevent children from going to school!

Guo: Oh, yes, Mom. Don't listen to Qian Qian's nonsense. When did I stop her from going to school? Let her go, and then continue to walk, isn't it five times from the bottom? 6666 times doesn't matter. Yes, keep walking! (hangs up the phone) Come on, check out-(puts down the money) No, keep the change. Yes, have a plenty of money-(below)

Chen: (turning around) Huh? Hey, comrade, I'll pay-(catch up)

(end of the play)

1999 was founded in Linyi Normal University.

Premiere: The Campus Quyi Sketch Competition won the second prize.

Go to Hedong, Luo Zhuang and Pingyi to perform with the College Students' Cultural Art Troupe in the summer vacation.

On behalf of the Hou Yuan Neighborhood Committee, he participated in the National Day performance of Lanshan Office.

Jingyu Drama Club celebrates the performance of Linyi Sheikh International School.