What are the funniest things for you?

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When I was a child, there was a real incident in our village about naming a child. It sounded very interesting. It’s the weekend, let’s share it with everyone and relax.

In those days when there was not enough to eat, the villagers were not particular about naming their children. Ma Tingxiao was just born, dark and thin. After the full moon, his mother asked his father to name the child. His father scratched his head and couldn't think of a name for several days. His mother scolded: "It's more laborious than giving birth!" His father said, "We don't know a few words, so it's not difficult to name the child? The child is thin, so let's call him 'Quietiao'." His mother didn't think it was good. Thinking about it, it was much better than calling them Gou Sheng, Lian Gua, Hei Dan, Xiao Zang and Er Hei in the village, so I agreed.

Ma Ting had a hard life. His parents made arrangements for his marriage and then died of illness one after another. After the birth of his first son, Ma Ting was just like his father. He was bored for a long time and couldn't think of a name for the child. His wife said: "Don't bother! Let's ask Zhang Guer to name him. Who in the village doesn't ask someone to name him?" So, the wife carried five kilograms of eggs and asked Zhang Guer.

Zhang Gu'er is considered a cultural person in the village. He is the only one in the village who wears glasses and looks good at Feng Shui Yin Yang House. Zhang Guer looked at the eggs Ma Ting's wife was carrying from behind his glasses and said, "I see that several generations of the Ma family have not had a serious name, and they all sound poor. They lack the aura of gold and silver, so Life is not going well. Let's call this kid "Jinshan". The family will be prosperous in the future. ”

My wife went home and talked about Ting Xiao, and both of them were very satisfied. Later, Ma Ting’s wife gave birth to three more sons, all named by Zhang Gu: Yinshan, Jinliang, Yin As usual, each name is worth five pounds of eggs.

However, the Ma family did not become prosperous because of the famous names of the four children. On the contrary, the messy expenses of the four children made Ma family poorer. The family was in a state of panic. Ma Ting also fell ill and died like his parents at a young age.

Later, a man in the village who had some conflicts with Zhang Guer's family said to Ma Ting's wife. : "Zhang Gu'er has killed the old horse of the Wei family! The names of your four children conflict with their father’s name! Think about it, how can a horse pull mountains of gold, mountains of silver, beams of gold, and pillars of silver? Even if it can be pulled, a "very small" horse will not die from exhaustion? You don’t understand this? ! ”

Finally, when Ma Ting’s wife heard this, she thought, right? She took her four children and went to Zhang Gu’er to settle the account. Zhang Gu’er had no choice but to return 20 kilograms of eggs. Later, these two The family has become the enemy.

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There is someone in the class who is very crazy about playing online games. I went to the Internet cafe to stay up all night every night.

One time I stayed up all night and fell asleep on the table during class.

When the teacher saw him lying down, he called his name and asked him to get up and answer. Question, the classmate next to him woke him up.

The brother stood up in a daze, touched the inside of the desk, and then shouted angrily:

I wipe it. , where is my keyboard?

There was a real story about naming a child in our village when I was a child. It sounds very interesting. Let me share it with you and relax.

When they were full, people in the village were not particular about naming their children. After Ma Ting was born, he was dark and thin, so his mother asked his father to name the child, and he couldn't think of it for several days. What a good name. His mother scolded: “It’s more difficult than giving birth! His father said: "We don't know a few characters, so it's not difficult to come up with a name?" If a child is thin, let’s call him “quite small”.

"His mother didn't think it was very good. After thinking about it, it was much better than the people in the village who called them Gou Sheng, Wilgua, Hei Dan, Xiao Zhan and Er Hei, so she agreed.

Ma Ting's life is miserable. After their first son was born, Ma Ting was bored for a long time and couldn't think of a name for the child. His wife said: "Don't bother! Let's ask Zhang Gu'er to name it. Who in the village doesn't ask someone to name it? "So, my wife carried five kilograms of eggs and went to ask Zhang Gu'er.

Zhang Gu'er is considered a cultural person in the village. He is the only one in the village who wears glasses, which makes him look good at Feng Shui Yin Yang Mansion. Zhang Gu'er looks out from behind his glasses. Looking at the eggs that Ma Ting's wife was carrying, she said, "I see that there are several generations of the Ma Ting family, but none of them have a serious name, and they all sound like they are very poor. He lacks the spirit of gold and silver, so his life is not easy. Let’s call this child ‘Jinshan’. The family will be prosperous in the future.”

My wife came home and told her that she was very young, and both of them were very satisfied. Later, Ma Ting's little wife gave birth to three more sons, all named by Zhang Gugu: Yinshan, Jinliang, and Yinzhu. As usual, five pounds of eggs for each name.

However, the Ma family did not become prosperous because of the famous names of their four children. On the contrary, they became poorer and poorer. The messy expenses of four children made the Ma family's situation very anxious. Ma Ting fell ill and died of illness just like his parents at a young age.

Later, a person in the village who had a slight conflict with Zhang Guer’s family said to Ma Ting’s wife: “Zhang Guer has killed the old Ma of the Wei family! The names of your four children are the same as those of their father. The names are incompatible with each other! Think about it, how can one horse pull Jinshan, Yinshan, Jinliang, and Yinzhu? Even if it can pull a "very small" horse, it doesn't make sense to you. Understand?”

When Ma Ting heard this, she thought, right? I took my four children to find Zhang Guer to settle the score. Zhang Guer had no choice but to return 20 kilograms of eggs. Later, the two families became enemies.

The funniest thing to me is what two or three-year-old children do. Children of this age like to be naughty and mischievous. As long as you don’t look at them, they will run around and mess around. When throwing things away, be especially careful about the refrigerators and TVs at home.

Especially when he is hungry, he seems to be able to find all the food in the house, rummaging through boxes and cabinets. You only need to leave for ten minutes, and if you come back and take a look, the house will be demolished for you. .

You scold him but refuse to listen, hit him and refuse to listen. Anyway, if you want to cry, just cry twice. As soon as you turn around, he will go back to his old ways and not care about you at all.

These little kids also like to play with water. As long as there is water in the house, if you don’t look at them, they will make it look like a pond for you, with water everywhere. People can't laugh or cry.

I only saw it once, when I went home in June one year.

My sister took my nephew back to his parents’ home. He was also a little over two years old. There was a patio in our hometown. If I accidentally looked at him, he would run into the bucket in the patio, which is where we usually go. The buckets he used were full of water. He squatted in them and got wet all over. This made the whole family burst into tears of laughter, hahaha...

There are many things that I find most funny. I remember when I was in junior high school, there was a female classmate in the class who was a few years older than us. She had grown up and was wearing a bra. She is the only one in the class who wears it. I was still young at the time and didn't know what she was wearing. Out of curiosity and because I liked to play and joke around, when the classmate wasn't paying attention, I unexpectedly picked up the rubber band behind her back and stretched it very long, then let go. , it hurt so much that my classmates chased me and hit me, while other classmates laughed.

One time I went to the workplace canteen with my colleagues for dinner. She bought a portion of pork offal and stir-fried pickled mustard for lunch every day. I said to her: "Why do you eat this kind of food every day? You like eating pig very much." Intestines?" She quickly answered me: "I don't like to eat pig intestines, but I like to eat the contents of pig intestines." As soon as she finished speaking, the rice in my mouth spurted out. I laughed so much that my stomach hurt, but she didn't know why I was laughing! After I stopped laughing, I told her: "The stuff in pig intestines is feces. Why do you like to eat pig feces?" She also laughed, but she quickly adjusted and said immediately: "You are so bad, I am not like this." I mean, I like to eat pickled vegetables stir-fried with pig offal." I said, "Then you have to express yourself clearly, which makes me not eat well."

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