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What is the most shameless person you have ever met?

Too many, all parents' brothers and sisters, all wonderful.

Their children, my cousins. Some of them are really too much. I will know you if I have money. If there is no money, WeChat will directly delete it for you, and there will be no guests at the dinner table.

For example, I used to get dizzy by car, because I didn't often ride by car, because the owner liked to step on the accelerator to the end, and then one of my cousins was very sarcastic, mocking me directly, saying that I seemed to be only suitable for finding boyfriends without cars, meaning that I would find those who had no money and no skills in the future, and I was so angry that I stopped playing, hehe, damn hehe. He bought more than 10 thousand computers and sent them to his circle of friends to show off. Isn't that interesting? Decisive shielding. Buying a car requires parents to make a down payment. Who will install it?

For example, at our family gathering, an aunt invited a menstrual period to the restaurant to drink camellia oleifera, and everyone went into the restaurant together. She deliberately ignored me when talking to her and disliked my shabby clothes. In fact, she is just like that, Guan Gongmei, who is only one meter and a half tall. Where did she get the confidence? "Because your family is poor, your parents have no skills, and you have no skills."

For example, before I was admitted to the tourist guide card, my only uncle once called him to ask where to sign up. He said directly that he would call me later, but he kept it for Chinese New Year and didn't tell me where it was. After he passed the exam, he didn't have a chance to learn the route or anything in his car. He made all kinds of excuses, saying that he was not good and didn't know anything. Obviously, he turned you down, which is the kind of ending that fools want. Our generation will play WeChat very early after 94, right? Then he sent a WeChat address, laughing that I couldn't even find the address? Me? Going back on holiday, I went to town from the countryside at night and saw him sorting out the trunk of the car. I went up and asked him what kind of flower it was. As a result, he ignored me and went directly to the driver's seat. After a while, menstruation caught up with me. I managed to break the embarrassment and asked my aunt what kind of flower it was. She said it was planted in their community and picked a little. Then I went to the threshing floor to drive. The countryside is very dark, and there are basically no street lamps. Then one of my cousins gave me a flashlight and took me to drive, worrying about what I was doing alone.

For example, my grandmother gave birth to six sisters and brothers, all of whom are almost 90 years old. Every year when older people go back for the Spring Festival, my mother buys more food. The reason is that she secretly dislikes my family's poverty, saying that they can just give money back and let my mother buy food alone. I won't bother. When I go back, my mother is cooking. I can't be angry. My mother is also a nag, and she publicizes my father's shortcomings and shortcomings as soon as we meet, so people's attitudes towards us have changed since then. God is annoying!

Fourth, a cousin bought a car and borrowed money from my father. My dad directly said that he had no money, so he retorted that how could he have no money after doing business for so many years? I think he is in poor health and has diabetes. Kidney calculi, where did you get the money?

One year, a cousin's son was ill, and her husband was not at home for a few days. He borrowed thousands of dollars from my mother to see a doctor. I'm thinking, several younger brothers are married, won't you transfer money to each other through WeChat? Does AliPay transfer money? Bank card transfer? Where are your parents? Where is your brother? Why not ask so many elders and ask my mother? My mother is always ready? Marry a husband, haven't seen a job for more than ten years, and take care of children at home all day. . . There is nothing but housework, asking for money and spending money. Personally, I think it is really useless. . Or the girl who deleted my WeChat, deliberately said that she didn't comment, added me, and couldn't see her circle of friends?

Six, a cousin took drugs and hid in my house for a year. Neither my parents nor I knew that he was taking drugs, so we came to my house to hide for ten and a half months. I can't remember. I thought he would look for a job here all day, but I didn't think much. Later, when he came back, we realized that he had been taking drugs for a long time. Since he didn't take drugs in my house, I will never forgive him. Now I'm really thinking.

Seven, it is also a table table. . Cousin, no contact, I don't know the name. He was sentenced to prison two years ago. It is said that he killed his rival in love by mistake because of a woman. . Sentenced to several years, I don't know, I didn't ask, and I didn't bother to ask. What a bunch of scum. . His father and a bunch of so-called "relatives" came to my house for several meals in those days and bought nothing! Empty hands! ! ! It's still my mother's dish, scouts, these old men!

Eight, my aunt's son, who is also a cousin, has been locked up several times for theft, but he has never changed his mind. A few years ago, he often came to my house to borrow money from my parents and refused to pay it back. Finally, he found a second wife. When he was a child, he quarreled with me every day and cheated me of five dollars for eating roadside porridge. . . Well done. . .