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A sarcastic proverb
1. For the unqualified tower, set a lamp for the teacher.
2. Hairy sheep should pay wool, and hairless fish should pay scales.
Although the tail hair of an old dog is dense, it can only warm its nose.
4. You don't have to go to Nadalong, just know under the quilt.
Those who have never seen the snow-capped mountains will hurt their eyes when they see ghee.
6. If lamas can kill sheep, attendants can of course enema.
7. Hit the top beam around the pillar.
8. lice climb over the mountain, only outside the collar.
9. If you want to swallow other people's property, you must have iron cheeks.
10. The mouse is so cute. When it grows up, it will eat Baba Bao.
1 1. Useless orders return to the king's door, and useless daughters return to their parents' door.
12. My father's grain depot was turned into a cow dung house by the evil son.
13. People don't respect you on New Year's Eve, so why should you respect him on the first day?
14. Drag the yak carcass with a rope made in yak hair.
15. Bypass the rock and hit the rabbit in the face.
16. Red-billed crows don't sneer at each other, but their sharp mouths are red.
17. My father's wallet became an evil son's Bazin bag.
18. When I was young, I wrapped my legs and rode on my head when I was older.
19. Last year, the wall fell down, and this year it began to grey.
20. This year's songs are all new songs, and there is no incomplete ending.
2 1. illiterate, the pen is longer than the arrow.
22. Birds depend on their wings, and people depend on their mouths.
23. Donkeys can't spit out gold.
24. When the time is right, mushrooms will also pierce the grass.
25. One? Gudo? You can't kill a hundred birds.
We are good friends, it's your turn to make soup and salt.
27. The water is getting clearer and the fish is getting clearer.
28. I wonder if my ears are rotten
29. Although the robe is worn out, the scriptures are still being read.
30. flashy, big head and no brain.
3 1. How can a tree fall if the roots are not cut off?
32. In the eyes? Zama? , a thorn in the flesh.
33. I have never seen a toilet in Lhasa, but I can speak Lhasa dialect.
34. It is difficult to make a cow nose ring by bending the yak horn.
35. Your own property is called yak, and other people's property is called lice.
36. Being underground, words are on the ground.
37. The wolf is hunched, and the fox should not laugh.
38. When the money is paid, the public opinion remains.
39. Hard work, no one dedicated Hada.
40. True and false are mixed, and cattle and horses are connected.
4 1. Ten fingers on the hand, it hurts to cut off any one.
42. If the dog is cornered, it has to bite.
43. It's not a fight between strength and cattle, but a last resort.
44. There is no fox that is not cunning, and there is no tiger that doesn't eat meat.
45. I don't see lice on my head, but I see scorpions on others.
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47. There is fire in the abdomen and no smoke in the nose.
48. There are only one or two weights to lift, and it seems that there are 1000 pounds to put down.
49. Fire can't wrap paper towels, and water can't get into the sand.
50. A gentleman can't do it. Asking others is the best policy.
5 1. At least you can cross your own bridge.
Although he can't read, he puts on the airs of a big secretary.
53. Kicking in the air will only hurt your knees.
54. The window faces north, not seeking sunshine.
55. Dance if you don't understand, and stand and make a fool of yourself.
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