Has anyone heard the joke that a child was called Tian Mi by the teacher? Who knows what happened next?

Learning knowledge must be solid, grasp the true meaning, and maintain a modest and prudent heart, in order to achieve true elegance.

Once upon a time, there was a child named "Dog Leftover". In order to make a living, he was introduced to a teacher as a bookboy.

On the first day of becoming a very good boy, the teacher gave the child an elegant name "Tian Mi * * *".

Therefore, people began to call children "Tian Mi". One day, a learned man asked the little boy, "Who gave you this name?"

"Our husbands." The little boy replied.

"Oh, don't you know? He cursed you on purpose You see, rice, fields and * * * add up to a lump of shit (traditional Chinese characters), which is obviously teasing you! "

The little boy was very clever and didn't say anything at that time.

After a while, the teacher will go home for the New Year, and the little boy will follow with his book box and luggage.

Passing a cemetery, I happened to meet a funeral home burning paper carts and cows. The fire was all over the sky, and scraps of paper were flying about. The little boy pretended not to understand and deliberately asked, "Sir, what is this?"

Mr. Wang felt that it was unlucky to say it directly, so he said smoothly, "This is called a full house."

They continued on their way, passing a pond, and an old turtle just climbed out of the water. When he saw someone coming, he plopped into the water again. The little boy deliberately asked again, "Sir, what is this thing called?"

The gentleman said, "This thing is called Splash." Because old turtle is also an indecent name in the local area, it is often used to swear, so Mr. Wang casually made up this name that he thought was more elegant.

At home, the child said to her husband, "Your old man is really learned. I have learned a lot from you along the way. "

Mr. Wang was very happy to hear this and thought that the child was really fooled by his "gentle words". He said, "Tell me, what inspiration did you get?"

The child said, "I can not only say those nice names, but also associate them with you. The nickname you gave me can also be used, so I say it is informative." Listen carefully: Mr. Wang is very popular recently, and he will eat my rice fields with great fanfare next year. "

Hearing this, Mr. Wang knew that his trick had not deceived the child, but now he was insulted by the child. His face turned purple with anger, so it was not convenient for him to lose his temper. He had to play dumb and laugh it off.