The more jokes about animals, the better ~ ~ ~

A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse?

A: It's a shy zebra, hehe.

One day, a bird flew from Kaohsiung to Taipei 1 hour. But it took 2 hours to get back! Why?

Because it is raining! So cover the rain with one hand and let it fly with the other.

When do dogs get smaller and smaller?

When the dog ran away.

A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who won?

A: Rabbit ~ ~

Q: Wrong ~! It's a turtle. As mentioned earlier, it's a fast turtle. Run fast ~ ~

Q: The rabbit doesn't want to compete with a turtle wearing sunglasses. Who will win this time?

A: Mm-hmm. Tuziba

Q: Wrong ~ ~! The tortoise took off her sunglasses, too! It's the fastest turtle again.

There is a polar bear playing with a penguin.

Penguins pluck their hair one by one. After pulling it out, they said to the polar bear, "It's so cold!"

Hearing this, the polar bear also pulled out his own hair one by one.

Turn to the penguin and say,

"It's cold!"

It is said that a polar bear has to wear sunglasses to see because the snow is too dazzling.

But he couldn't find sunglasses, so he crawled around on the ground with his eyes closed, looking, crawling, crawling.

Before I found sunglasses, my hands and feet were dirty. I put on my sunglasses and looked in the mirror before I found out: Oh, I'm a panda.

A dog was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. Nothing stuck on it, but it was stuffy. Why?

A: Many puppies are waiting in line.

The little white rabbit skipped to the bakery and asked, "Boss, do you have a hundred buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again.

On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, we have a hundred buns today! ! "

The little white rabbit took out the money: "Great, I'll buy two!" " "

A male deer, it walked faster and faster, and finally became a road (deer)! ! ! !

There is a duck named Xiao Huang. One day, he was hit by a car. He shouted, "Quack!" From then on, he became a cucumber! !

The little snake nervously asked the big snake, "Brother, are we poisonous?"

The snake said, "Yes, we are snakes. Of course we are poisonous. "

The little snake gave a cry and after a while asked the big snake, "Brother, are you sure we are really poisonous?" "

The serpent said, "You are very angry. Didn't I just tell you? " "

The little snake shouted, "No, I accidentally bit my tongue just now." ...

One day, in the big forest, the fox was smoking marijuana. At this time, the little rabbit came from a distance. Seeing all this, he came over and said, Fox, how can you smoke marijuana? This is not good for your health. Look, how fresh the air is. Come and run with me. The fox thought it was right and ran away with the rabbit.

Running and running, they saw the elephant smoking heroin. The rabbit ran to the elephant and said, elephant, elephant, why are you taking drugs? Look how fresh the air is. Run with me. Elephants think it's right to run together.

Running and running, I saw the lion roll up his sleeves and was about to inject heroin. Little rabbit shouted to the lion from a distance: lion, lion, taking drugs is not good for your health. Look how fresh the air is. Run with me. ...

I saw the lion put down the syringe and rushed over, shooting rabbits crazily. The elephant trembled and said to the lion, why did you hit the rabbit? He doesn't want us to hurt his health!

The lion said angrily: NND dead rabbit, every time he takes drugs, he wants me to run wild in the forest with him, damn it!

One day, the little penguin asked his grandmother, "Grandma, am I a penguin?" "Yes, of course you are a penguin." The little penguin asks his father again, "Dad, Dad, am I a penguin?" "Yes, you are a penguin. What's wrong? " "But, but why do I feel so cold?"