The impressive jokes and lines in "I Like You"

I have finished watching the movie "Like You". Apart from the heart-warming plot of the Loli Uncle Love, what impressed me the most was the jokes and kung fu of the protagonists.

It took more than two hours to take notes and record these lines. Although Mr. Qi said that there is a special website for lines. But I like to organize it myself.

The two had an affair, and he also served as his guinea pig. She always thought that the other party liked her. Until he gave her a basin of cold water, which made her feel cold from head to toe.

'I like to eat your food, but you are not my food. I like meat, but there's no place where you should have meat. It’s not that I dislike being vegetarian. (Katsuo, look) Eggplants, pumpkins, and zucchini are actually all meat. But you are just leeks, and the kind without chemical fertilizers. '

Later, the man got tired of playing around with fat and thin women, and wanted to go back and seduce her. Cheap and shameless.

'The coach said that you shouldn't eat anything too greasy while working out recently. I’m not asking you to cook for me. But I discovered that there are some foods in the world that don’t taste very good but are very healthy. For example: low-fat milk, Diet Coke, vegetarian chicken, and of course you. You are so healthy, but I have been neglecting you. '

He is the overbearing president who fires the backbone of the company just because he disagrees with the food. It's that cold and arrogant Mr. Poisonous Blowfish. He is the man who is disturbed as soon as he meets the heroine, and whose idol baggage is shattered all over the place. He is also the cute old man who hooks up with someone by eating.

'I hate when people apologize to me. After you say I'm sorry, I will pretend to be tolerant in order to make you feel better. But you didn't even buy me a decent hotel'.

'Instant noodles are an insomniac's best friend. When water boils at 100 degrees, the aroma of the noodles will evaporate. The noodles are most chewy when they are cooked through in three minutes but not yet cooked through. Perfection only occurs in an instant. And numbers can help get infinitely closer to that time. The beauty is not that there is subversion, but that it exists before its peak. How to control it is the key. Time is the enemy of noodles. The noodles served this second and the next second are two completely different bowls. '

'Ugly. It's not sad to be ugly. What's sad is that you're not ugly enough. Those who are particularly ugly and those who are particularly beautiful are at least special. Someone as ugly as you is just average. '

'These are the thoughts of ordinary people represented by your program. I wish that rich people were all illegitimate, living dissolute lives and never finding true love. There are also childhood shadows. No matter how much I say that I am living a good life, you will never believe it. Only misery can bring people closer to each other. '

'Happy Valentine's Day to all the viewers. Those who don’t have a lover will miss their friends without stopping, and they will be moved through every moment. Praying for you. '

'You are more than a chef. You are special. But there's something special about you. It's so special that it doesn't meet the standards, it's so special that I can't control it, it's so special that I don't know what to do with you. '

'I don't know. I can't imagine people liking you who can't cook, just like I can't imagine people liking you who can make mistakes. Because I have no choice, I only like your advantages and not your shortcomings. Do you understand or not, Gu Shengnan! I can't choose whether I like you or not. '

'Then you hate me more than you hate me. I just hate that your brain is stupid, your words are illogical, your actions are unregulated, you are confused when you are sober, and even more confused when you are drunk, and your house is as dirty as a pig's nest. '

'I don't have a position for you, but I have a place for you. '

'I always thought I liked eating alone. But after meeting you, I realized that no one wanted to eat with me. '

'You are actually a person who leaks soup when eating. Even flies are cleaner than you. '

'Although pufferfish is poisonous, only those who bite it out of ignorance will be poisoned. '

A charming woman with a tall figure and a soft Taiwanese accent.

'Real freedom is bought with money'.

'Hot pot ranks first in the erotic food rankings.

Because it is so similar to some kind of intimate behavior between lovers. The two of them kept exchanging saliva, their faces were red, their hearts were beating fast, their lips were dry, and they were both drunk and drunk. '

'The food should not be too delicious, nor should it overwhelm the guests and hinder the guests from talking about business. Appetite is the primary instinct of human beings. If you are controlled by it, it means that your willpower is weak. '

'Isn't it bad to hate? Hate can make you lonely, loneliness can make you sober, and when you are sober, you are not affected by others. '

(Lu): I hate people apologizing to me. Hey - don't come over here.

(Gu): You have mysophobia, right?

(Lu): Yes, is there a problem?

(Gu): When you went out just now, you stepped on a piece of dog shit.

Hahahaha, little boy, I can’t cure you!

(Lu): The hotel said you took sick leave.

(Gu): My dog ??is sick, what can I do for you?

(Road): Visiting patients and having meals.

The upright and domineering Yi, roar, roar, roar.

(Gu): Why can’t you eat with others?

(Lu): How can we do something as personal as eating with others? Don't you take a shower alone?

(Gu): Can eating and bathing be the same? I don't believe it. Don't you have any family or friends? You have to have dinner with them.

(Lu): The lower the animals are, the more they like to eat together. Look at the ants, flies, vultures, and local dogs. You see, eagles always eat alone.

(Gu): Humans and animals are different.

(Lu): It’s different. They’re not as fussy about eating as you are.

Vicious tongue, venomous tongue, venomous tongue...you deserve to have no one to eat with you.

(Gu): Are we not international enough, or are we not high-quality products at all?

(Lu): There are only three kinds of people in the world. People who kill pigs, people who buy pigs, and pigs.

(Gu): You called us pigs?

(Lu): No.

(Gu): Have you ever considered our feelings? Pigs are also emotional animals. No matter what kind of animal you are, you must have feelings, right? Pigs have feelings too!

Damn it. Just yell at you, pigs are not easy to mess with.

(Lu): Why did you run when you saw me?

(Gu): Because I hate you.

(Lu): What do you hate about me?

(Gu): Hate everything about you

(Lu): Then you hate me more than you hate you. I just hate that your brain is stupid, your words are illogical, your actions are unregulated, you are confused when you are sober, and even more confused when you are drunk, and your house is as dirty as a pig's nest.

(Gu): Shut up.

(Lu): I’ll shut up when you come out.

(Gu): I won’t be fooled by you again. I won't cook for you anymore. I won't take any high position you give me.

(Lu): I don’t have a position for you, but I have a position for you.

This is a confession in disguise! Ahhhhh...

(Lu): I always thought I liked eating alone. But after meeting you, I realized that no one wanted to eat with me.

(Gu): Didn’t you say you hate it? Didn't you say I'm special? I know you just like to eat the food I cook.

(Lu): I have eaten dishes cooked by many people, but I never said what I just said to those people.

(Gu): If I couldn’t cook, would you still like me?

(Lu): I don’t know. I can't imagine people liking you who can't cook, just like I can't imagine people liking you who can make mistakes. Because I have no choice, I only like your advantages and not your shortcomings. Do you understand or not, Gu Shengnan! I can't choose whether I like you or not.

(Gu): Then just say you like me, right?

(Lu): Are you a pig? Open the door!

(Gu): Am I sexy?

(Lu): What?

(Gu): Am I the sexiest person in the world?

(Lu): You are the most ordinary person.

The heroine was about to burst with excitement, and then... the doorknob broke. Uh-oh.

(Gu): What are you doing?

(Road): Watch the sunset.

(Gu): What then?

(Lu): I don’t know.

Pay attention.

The most romantic thing is to sit and watch the most beautiful sunset in a quiet time.