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Junior high school composition 650 words: my funny brother
Keywords: elder brother, grade one junior high school, 650 words.
Words: 650 words composition
This article is suitable for: the first grade of junior high school.
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This composition is a 650-word composition about Grade One. The title is My Funny Brother. Welcome to contribute.
Keywords: funny brother
I have a brother. Although he is not my own brother, he is very kind to me. I always call him "Dong Ge" affectionately. I wish I had such a brother ~ ~
He is a cheerful person and always likes to tell me jokes. Once, he asked me how I knew that country didn't use credit cards. He said, "Idiot, it's Thailand." "Why?" "This is because Thailand's greeting is' Sawa Dika', and our Cantonese means' collecting iridium and burying iridium to hide danger'.
He comes to my house to play with me all day, playing racing, CS. It's all fun. We don't have to eat after playing. When my mother came, he left and said he would come back tomorrow. I am so happy ~ ~
But now that he is a basketball coach, he joked with me when he left: "If someone hits you, just tell me and I will help you." "How can you help me?" I said. "If someone bullies New Year's Day, I will say to that person: Congratulations on winning the first prize, and then touch his head with a basketball, ok?" "Ha ha ha"
Brother Dong, I really like playing with you ~ ~ You must come back to see me often ~ ~
I have a brother. Although he is not my own brother, he is very kind to me. I always call him "Dong Ge" affectionately. I wish I had such a brother ~ ~
He is a cheerful person and always likes to tell me jokes. Once, he asked me how I knew that country didn't use credit cards. He said, "Idiot, it's Thailand." "Why?" "This is because Thailand's greeting is' Sawa Dika', and our Cantonese means' collecting iridium and burying iridium to hide danger'.
He comes to my house to play with me all day, playing racing, CS. It's all fun. We don't have to eat after playing. When my mother came, he left and said he would come back tomorrow. I am so happy ~ ~
But now that he is a basketball coach, he joked with me when he left: "If someone hits you, just tell me and I will help you." "How can you help me?" I said. "If someone bullies New Year's Day, I will say to that person: Congratulations on winning the first prize, and then touch his head with a basketball, ok?" "Ha ha ha"
Brother Dong, I really like playing with you ~ ~ You must come back to see me often ~ ~
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