Jokes or stories about English characters

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner of the school, I see a sign that says "School-Go".

Slow. "

Tom's excuse

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I pass the corner, I see a sign that says, "School-Go slow."

Did your father help you?

One day, Tim's math teacher read his homework.

I found that all his arithmetic problems were done correctly. The teacher was very angry.

I am very happy and surprised. He called Tim to the table.

I said to him, "Tim, you did all your homework right this time."

What happened? Did your father help you? "

"No, sir. He was so busy last night that I had to finish it all.

Myself, "Tim said.

Did your father help you?

One day, Tim's math teacher looked at his homework and found that he got all the answers right. The teacher is very happy.

, but also very surprised. He called Tim to the table and said, "Tim, you have finished your homework this time."

That's right. What's going on here? Did your father make it for you? "

"No, sir, my father was very busy yesterday, so I had to do it myself."

English humorous jokes

Tom called Jim by his first name: "I can't stand such stupidity!" "

Jim said, "Your mother can stand it!"

Tom scolded Jim, "I can't stand you idiot!" "

Jim said, "Your mother can!"

P.S. bears have two meanings: the jokes of "being alive" and "enduring" are based on this.

Tom called Jim by his first name: "I can't stand such stupidity!" "

Jim said, "Your mother can stand it!"

Tom scolded Jim, "I can't stand you idiot!" "

Jim said, "Your mother can!"

P.S. bears have two meanings: the jokes of "being alive" and "enduring" are based on this.

Christmas English jokes

All your students wish you a safe Christmas and all the best.

I wish the teacher Christmas is full of peace and love.

May your Christmas shine brightly and your New Year be brilliant!

May this season bring you a lot of happiness.

May your Christmas shine brightly and your New Year be brilliant! Happy holidays!

May you have all the blessings of a beautiful Christmas.

Season.

Merry Christmas to you.

Wish you a happy holiday.

Wish you a happy holiday.

I hope all your Christmas dreams can come true!

May all your Christmas dreams come true!

English jokes

Number one: She didn't say anything.

Mother and son are washing dishes, while father and daughter are watching TV in the room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking plates, and then there was silence. The girl looked at her father and said, "It's mom." "How do you know?" Her father asked. She didn't say anything. "

Second: I have turned it over.

A woman said to her husband, "honey, look at our sheets!" this is

It's too dirty. Do you want to wash it now? "

The man looked at the sheets, thought for a moment, and then

And said, "I don't think it's necessary. We can put

Cover the sheets. Is it okay? "

English level 4 jokes

A woman frequents an antique shop, but almost never buys anything, but always finds fault with the goods and prices. The manager and her salesman always deal with that woman's rude complaints, but one day she went too far. "Why can't you always buy what I want in your shop?" The accused woman.

The clerk smiled and calmly replied, "Maybe it's because we are too polite."

A woman frequents a small antique shop. She seldom buys anything, but she is always picky about the goods and prices. The manager and her shop assistant took this woman's grumpy complaints in stride, but one day she went too far. "Why have I never managed to get what I want?

Shopping? "asked the woman. U %o= +Gc ]h:，。 KMu< waiter smiled and calmly replied, "Maybe it's because we are too polite. "