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The meaning of fried rice in bl
A few years ago, Li Mingyi told a joke when he hosted the "Shipping Review Group" program in Dongsen. It is said that the reason for "fried rice" is like this.
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There was once a man who wanted to go to America and didn't come back for half a year.
Before leaving, his wife said to him,' Husband! You've been gone for so long, you can find someone to help you solve it if you need it!'
Hearing this, he thanked his wife very much for being so considerate, so he also said to his wife, "Dear! You can find someone to solve it if necessary, but we have agreed to put a grain of rice in the glass bottle every time we do it. "
He gave his wife a bottle of wine and went out.
A year later, the man came back and took out his glass bottle as soon as he came in to see his wife. He said happily to his wife,' Look, wife, I only put three grains of rice!'
He also asked his wife to take out her bottle, which she reluctantly took out.
Hey! There is not a grain of rice. '
Then his maid brought out a plate of fried rice.
The maid said, "mistress! There is no rice in the rice jar at home! "So I fried all the rice in your bottle …"
After heating with vegetable oil or something, put the rice in and stir fry ~
Social means: ML, which also means screwing around.
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