Are there any funny jokes? Tell your girlfriend. Just make her happy.

Once, the class teacher asked for a long vacation, and the substitute teacher said: I was hit by a car and my bone was broken.

The monitor asked everyone in the class to pay for a wheelchair for the teacher.

I don't have enough money. I seem to have bought a used car.

Several class cadres carried to the teacher's house, knocked on the door, and then saw:

The class teacher said that he was insatiable and came out to open the door with one hand and hang a plaster with the other. ...