Dongyuan joke

1, can I still eat when I return to Yihe Bajie after nine years?

2. Dai Zongchuan's fake book in Liangshan was discovered, and Song Jiang and his wife were taken to the execution ground to be beheaded. Li Kui jy took the lead in waving a pair of axes and killed everyone. He was brave enough to save Song Jiang and Dai Zhong, and they went to Liangshan together. After going to Liangshan, Li Kui jy missed her mother very much and went back to Yizhou to meet her. At this time, her mother was blind. When crossing Yiling, my mother was eaten by a tiger, and Li Kui jy killed four tigers in a rage.

36 days of the highest day

Tian Kuixing Timely Rain (Hu) Song Jiang. (Poisoned by Gao Qiu after victory)

Yu Qilin, the star of the highest day, Lu Junyi. (After winning, he was framed by a traitor and fell into the water after drinking poisonous wine by mistake. )

Secret star Zhi Duo Xing Wu Xingyong. (Song Jiang hanged himself with Huarong Road after his death)

Days idle stars enter Yunlong Gongsun Sheng. (Fang La returned to Luo Zhenren before the expedition)

Tian Yong daxingdao guansheng. After winning, he got drunk, fell ill and died. )

Tian Xiongxing steamed bun head Lin Chong. (After the victory, Feng was paralyzed and stayed in Liuhe Hall, and died a year later. )

Thunderstorm in Qin Ming. (Zheng Qingxi Cave was framed to death by Dewey and Fang Jie)

Tianweixing, Shuang Bian, Hu Yanzhuo. He won the victory, became an official, and then died in Hexi and in the martial arts field. )

Tian Xiao Huarong. (He hanged himself with Wu Yong)

Tian Gui Xing Xiao Xuan Feng Chai Jin. (After winning the battle, he became an official, then resigned and returned to his hometown, and died without a cause. )

Tianfu Star carved Mars in the sky. After winning, he and Du Xing lost a rich man. )

The sky is full of stars and beautiful bearded princesses. (Be an official if you win, and be an official in our time)

Tian Jiaxing, Flower Monk and Lu. (Sitting in Zhejiang after victory)

Song Wu, the star of heaven. (Bao Zhao cut off his left arm when he was in Wulongling, and later Liuhe Temple died. )

Tianlixing Shuangqiang Jiangdongping. (Juniper View was cut in half by Jangdo)

There is no arrow in the sky, Zhang Qing. (Juniper View was stabbed to death by Li Tianrun)

Dark star, blue-faced beast, Yang Zhi. (died in Hangzhou)

Tian Youxing, Xu Ning, the golden shooter. (Chinese medicine arrow was levied in Hangzhou and died later)

Suochao, the starry sky deep-water bomb. (It marks that Hangzhou was killed by Shi Bao's meteor hammer)

Tiansu Shen Xing Xingtai Bao Daizong. (After getting the official position, he resigned and became a monk in Yue Temple in Tai 'an, laughing to death. )

Liu Tang, a strange star with red hair. (Hangzhou was crushed to death by the gate)

Kill the star, black whirlwind Li Kui jy. (When Song Jiang died, he was afraid that Li Kui jy would rebel and drugged him to death. )

Jin Shi Tianweixing Wine Wenlong. (Officer Zheng Yuling was shot by Pang Wanchun)

The Nine Stars unveiled the veil of Mu Hong. (Hangzhou died of illness)

The sky retreats from the stars, and the wing tiger Lei Heng. (Zhengdeqing County was hacked to death by Sifangxing)

Tianshouxing Hunjiang Long Lijun (going to sea after winning)

Tian Jian luggage is too old for Ruan Xiaoer. (Zhaowulongling Waterway was surrounded by Fang Lajun, and he committed suicide. )

Zhang Heng Tianping promotes Sichuan Hall. (Hangzhou died of illness)

The star of sin, short-lived Jiro Ruan Xiaowu. (Zhengqingxi Cave was killed by Prime Minister's Building)

Zhang Shun, the white star in Langli. (Hangzhou was killed by a sword and an arrow in Yongjinmen)

Ruan Xiaoqi, Yamaraja. (After winning the prize, he was slandered to go fishing in his hometown)

Yang Xiong Tianlong Guanxing Guansuo. (Died of back ulcer after victory)

Tian Huixing desperately Saburo Shi Xiu. (Zheng Yuling officer was shot dead by Pang Wanchun's disorderly arrows)

Celestial Storm, Two-headed Snake, Jie Zhen. (Sign Wulongling to climb a cliff and die)

Crying star, two-tailed scorpion, Jerbo. (Zheng Wu Longling Cliff Climbing was hit by a stone and shot to death by a bow and arrow)

Yan Qing, the prodigal son of Tianqiao. (resigned successfully)

Seventy-two earth stars

Quirrell Star, the mastermind, Zhu Wu (became a monk in Gongsun Sheng after winning).

Land Star, Small Town, Sanshan Mountain and Huang Xin (victory, the court appointed the commander of the capital)

Di Yongxing, critically ill Wei Chi, Sun Li (after Fang La's surrender, he returned to Dengzhou with his family to continue to be an official)

Di Jie Xing Ugly County Horse (recruited Suzhou and Guo to fight and die)

Xiong Xing Hao (who was dragged into Hangzhou and executed in the same year)

Wei Hantao (Zhang killed Changzhou)

Di Tianmu Jiang Penggui (Zhang killed Changzhou)

Qi Xing, General Shengshui and Shan Tingxuan (collecting and chopping pits to make minced meat in Zhou She)

Dungeon star Shenhuo will Wei Dingguo (killed in Zhangzhou Tiankeng)

Wen Wenxing, Saint, and Xiao Jean (in Beijing before recruiting Fang La)

The earth moves and the stars move, and the iron-faced Kong Mu Pei Xuan (after Fang La's surrender, the court made him the commander-in-chief of Wuyi Lang, and then returned to drink Machuan for leisure)

Di Ku's demon Jin Yunchi Ou Peng (Zhangzhou was shot dead by Pang Wanchun and Bai Qin)

Deng Fei, the eldest sister-in-law of Huo Yan in Helexing (saved Suochao in Hangzhou and was cut in half by Shi Bao with a knife).

Jin Yanshun, the earth's powerful star (Zheng Wulongling was killed by a meteor hammer in Shi Bao)

Dark star Jin Baozi Yang Lin (an official after victory)

Axis star Thunder Lingzhen (an official after winning the championship)

Earth star, God operator, Jiang Jing (an official after victory)

Di Zuoxing's deer (both of them fell off a cliff and died in the battle between Wulongling and Baiqin)

Di You Xing Sai Gui Ren Guo Sheng (Zheng Wulong was stoned to death)

Ling Xing, Shen Yi and An Daoquan (recruiting Fang La back to Beijing)

Huangfu Duan, the earth animal, the star and the beard (stay in Beijing until Fang La is recruited)

Microsatellite, Short-legged Tiger and Wang Ying (stabbed to death by Zheng Biao while soliciting guests in Zhou Mu)

Earth star, Zhang, and Hu Sanniang (killed by copper bricks during the state levy)

Earth-shattering star, Sangmen God, Bao Xu (who rashly entered the city when he surrendered to Hangzhou and was cut in half by Shi Bao).

Diranxing, the devil on earth, Fan Rui (after winning, he voted for Gongsun Sheng to become a monk).

Zang Dixing, Mao Touxing and Kong Ming (Hangzhou died of illness)

Earth mad star Du Huoxing Kong Liang (drowned in Kunshan)

Nezha Xiang Chong, flying star with eight arms (chasing Zheng Biao into the water in Zhou Mu).

Walking in the world, flying Great Sage, Li Zhou (chasing Zheng Biao in Zhou Mu, trapped by a rope, hacked to death with a knife)

Jin Dajian, a famous craftsman and jade arm, stayed in the capital until Fang La recruited him.

Earth Star Tiedi Ma (Zheng Wulong's order was cut into two parts by Shi Bao)

Buried, out of the hole, Jiao Tongwei (go to sea with Li Jun after victory)

Tutuixing, Fan Jiang, and Allies (go to sea with Li Jun after victory)

Man Man Xing Yu Zangan Meng Kang (Zheng Wulongling waterway was hit by a shell in the head and died)

Di Suixing's Arm Ape Hou Jian (drowned in Qiantang River)

Zhou Jian Hu (Zheng Yuling was shot dead by Pang Wanchun's disorderly arrows)

Yin Hua Society Yangchun (Zheng Yuling official was shot dead by Pang Wanchun's disorderly arrows)

Earth alien, white-faced husband Zheng Tianshou (Zheng Xuanzhou was killed by a grinding fan)

Earth Star, Nine-tailed Turtle, Tao (levied Runzhou Horse and was shot dead by an arrow)

Di, Tie Fan, (infected after the victory, not dead, named Wu Ichiro)

Dilexing Tiejiaozi Lehe (in the capital before recruiting Fang La)

Di Jie Xing Hua Hu Xiang Gong Wang (Huang Ai was trapped in the stream when he was in Deqing, and was later killed by the rebels).

Earth Speed Star Arrow Tiger Ding Desun (Zheng Yuling Guan was killed by a poisonous snake)

Zhenxing Xiaofang Chun Mu (named Wu Ichiro after winning)

Di Jixing, a ghost with a knife, Cao Zheng (Zheng Xuanzhou was shot dead by an arrow of Chinese medicine)

Devil's star, Song Wan, King Kong in the cloud (was shot by an arrow when he surrendered Runzhou, and his horse was killed, making him the first hero to die in Liangshan).

The demon star touched the sky and moved to Du Qian (Qingxi Cave stepped on a horse and died)

You Xing, Sick Blade, Xue Yong (Zheng Yuling was shot dead by Pang Wanchun's disorderly arrows)

Fuxing Jin Yanbiao's kindness (drowned in Changshu)

Hermit star, Iliad, Jong Li (Zheng Yuling officer was shot dead by Pang Wanchun)

Ground-to-air star, bully Zhou Tong (Fang La was hacked to death by Li Tianrun)

Lone Star, Leopard, Tang Long (wounded and killed by soldiers in Qingxi Cave)

Du Xing, the grimace of the earth star (successfully followed Mars to become a rich man and die a fair death)

The short star of the earth came out of Zou Yuan, Lin Long (stepping on a horse in Qingxi Cave and dying)

Zou Run, the one-horned dragon of the earth's corner star (returning to Yunshan to gather righteousness after victory)

Earth star, dry land pulling method, Zhu Gui (Hangzhou died of illness)

Land star, smiling tiger, Zhu Fu (Hangzhou died of illness)

Horizon, Tiejibo, Cai Fu (wounded and killed by soldiers in Qingxi Cave)

Cai Qing (Returning Home for the People after Victory)

Di Nuxing, urging judge Li Li (soldiers in Qingxidong were injured and died after treatment)

Di Cha Xing Qing Yan Hu Liyun (died when he surrendered to Fang La)

Earth evil star, faceless, Jiao Ting (was shot by an arrow when he surrendered Runzhou, and the horse stepped on his body and died)

Clown star general Shi Yong (Zhangzhou was killed by Wang Shangshu)

Earth star Xiao Weichi Sun Xin (named Wu Ichiro after victory)

Xing, female worm Gu Dasao (eldest sister-in-law was awarded the title of Dongyuan county magistrate after her victory)

Zhang Qing vegetable garden soil torture star (killed by soldiers in Qingxi cave)

Sun Erniang, the star of the earth (Zheng Qingxi Cave was killed by Dewey's flying knife)

Earth evil star, Huoshan Powang (Xuanzhou Chinese medicine arrow death)

Geologist Yu Baosi (Zheng Qingxi Cave was killed by Dewey's flying knife)

Earth consumption star, white mouse, white victory (Hangzhou died of illness)

Thief star, flea on the drum and time shift (even stirring the intestines to death if you win)

Local dog star Jin Maoduan (drowned in Qiantang River)

On the way home to visit my brother, Song Wu passed by Jingyanggang. I drank a lot in Gangxia Hotel and staggered to Shang Gang. There is not much excitement, but a tree reads: "Recently, there was a big bug in Jingyanggang, but there were businesses across the board. You should team up to cross the gang. Please don't make mistakes. " Song Wu thought it was a scary letter from a restaurant. In order to let passers-by live in his shop, he ignored it and moved on. When the sun was about to set, Song Wu came to a ruined temple and saw the government notice posted at the gate. After Song Wu finished reading, he knew there was a tiger on the mountain. He had to go back to the hotel, and he was afraid of jokes from the store, so he continued. Because of the attack of alcoholism, he found a big bluestone and lay down on his back. He was just about to fall asleep when he heard a gust of wind whistling by. A colorful tiger came at Song Wu, who quickly dodged and hid behind the tiger. When the tiger jumped, Song Wu hid again. When the tiger is in a hurry, it shouts at Song Wu with its tail. Song Wu quickly jumped away again. When the tiger turned around, he raised his whistle stick and slammed it on the tiger's head with all his strength. With a click, the whistle stick hit the branch. The tiger is a wild animal, and it came at Song Wu. Song Wu threw away half a stick and rode on the tiger's back. He grabbed the skin on the tiger's head with his left hand and slammed it with his right hand. It didn't take long to beat the tiger's eyes, mouth, nose and ears with blood everywhere, and he couldn't move on the ground. Song Wu was worried that the tiger would play dead, so he raised half his whistle stick and played for a while. He stopped when he saw that the tiger was really out of breath. Since then, Song Wu has gained great fame.