The funniest humorous joke

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I came out of the internet cafe very late and was about to climb over the wall and go back to the dormitory when the security guard stopped me. I jumped down carefully and said, can I go in and find someone? The security guard said sternly, no, go out ... and then ... I outsourced it all night ... The following is a collection of the funniest humorous jokes prepared by Joke. com。 Let's laugh together!

The funniest collection of humorous jokes (1) 1, six-year-old son:? Dad, I want to be an Arctic explorer when I grow up. ?

Dad:? Okay, dad supports you?

Child:? But I want to start training myself now. ?

Dad:? How to train?

Child:? I want to eat an ice cream every day?

2. I went shopping with my nephew that day and saw someone else get married.

The wedding car went on one after another. My nephew didn't know what it meant, so he asked, Uncle, what is that?

Me: When someone else gets married, this is a wedding car.

My nephew pointed to the number of the wedding car: first marriage, second marriage, third marriage and fourth marriage. . . . .

3. The student said to the teacher:? I want to invite my grandfather to have a parent-teacher conference, ok?

The teacher asked: Why didn't your parents come? Don't they have time

The student replied:? No, because grandpa can't hear clearly! ?

4. A student wrote in his composition:? If I were president, I would fire the Minister of Education first, because students have too much homework. ?

The teacher saw this composition and wrote when correcting it:? Don't be modest, you are the principal, and the poor students in the class listen to your command and play truant collectively. ?

As a result, the poor students protested after knowing the teacher's comment on writing. Teacher, please don't call us? Poor students? , should I say? Presidential entourage? . ?

The funniest collection of humorous jokes (2) 1. It's cold and my son doesn't want to wash his hair. He always asks before taking a bath. Did you wash your hair today?

Mom said:? Smell how smelly your hair is. ?

The son said plausibly:? My nose is below, my hair is above, I can't smell it. ?

2. Child: Dad, what is sometimes a pig, sometimes a man, sometimes a father, sometimes a son, sometimes a passerby, sometimes your neighbor?

Father: Where could this happen? I really don't know

Child: Haha, what's the answer? Xiaoming!

I met two children about six or seven years old in the elevator today. They are called handsome boys.

Only two people are talking? Do you have a girlfriend? No?

? I have two. I will give you one. Too many women are annoying! ? I was left alone in the wind.

One of my daughter's homework today is reciting models.

I sigh:? This Zhuge Liang is exhausted! ?

The daughter was helpless: he committed suicide. Even if he wrote something like this before he died, we have to memorize it. It's exhausting. ?

The funniest collection of humorous jokes (3) 1. My wife and son came back from kindergarten, and my son asked me, Dad, have you ever seen a shark?

Me: No, but I have seen it on TV.

The son asked his wife for a bag, poured a fish into the basin and said, Mom asked you to kill the fish!

2, my son doesn't like to sleep, all day long.

Last night was the same. I patted my ass angrily and cried for a few minutes before falling asleep.

The daughter gloated at the side:? Yes! Give me a glass of hard liquor! ?

Me. . .

When I was a child, when farming was busy, adults were busy in the fields. I caught the loach in the ditch next to me. I was afraid it would run away, so I put it in my mother's rubber shoes. . .

My mother suddenly stood up when I came home from work. . . Make me laugh. . . Then I cried. . .

4. The teacher asked the son of kindergarten: Who is the bravest around you?

The son replied: My father was beaten by his mother and didn't cry. My father is the bravest.

This is embarrassing. . .

A family of three friends came to my house for dinner. My father teased her daughter because she was cute and smart. Where are you from?

She said excitedly: Mom said I was dug out of the hole, and dad fished with a stick for a year before he fished me out. ?

A table full of people laughed. .

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