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Does it take a girl half an hour to eat a meal? Why does my mother always scold me for eating so slowly...
If you eat lunch and dinner, half an hour is not considered too slow. Chewing slowly is good for the body. I guess your mother is impatient haha... I eat relatively quickly, so I’m not afraid of you laughing at me. My mother always criticized me because I eat quickly. Twice, when I ate too quickly, I got the date kernels and something stuck in my mouth. It was in my esophagus. I went to the hospital twice and spit out a mouthful of blood from my mouth. I was scared at the time. But I have been like this for more than 20 years now, almost or soon, and it won’t be easy to change anytime soon. . . . . . By the way, I also like to watch TV while eating. If there is no TV, I will find a book to read. So... the speed of eating has a lot to do with a person's temper, personality and habits. Please tell your mother about me. I guess she won’t scold you anymore after her experience. I hope this can help you
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