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Who doesn’t buy a car even if they have money?
The holiday will be in less than a month. Brother Liao is so happy every day. He counts down every day and is even more excited than the college entrance examination. But recently, Brother Liao heard bad news. Uncle Zhang next door accidentally bent his foot while riding a bicycle. This made Aunt Zhang almost mad. She shouted: Even though she has money, she doesn't buy a car. She rides a bicycle every day. Now she's fine, but her feet are crooked. She's suffering.
Why don’t you want to buy a car? Uncle Zhang obviously comes from a well-off family, and it is no problem for him to buy a car when he is over 50 years old. Out of doubt, Brother Liao interviewed Uncle Zhang and those people whose families obviously have money but are unwilling to buy a car to see what they think.
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Brother Liao: Uncle Zhang, are your feet better? Speaking of which... riding a bicycle every day is quite hard. Why don't you buy a car?
Uncle Zhang: Xiaoxiao, you don’t know, the air quality is getting worse day by day, and people are becoming more and more uncomfortable. Vehicle exhaust emissions on the road cause serious pollution to the environment, and now car companies are moving to Chongqing to build factories. I am really worried. Cycling is not only a good exercise, but also environmentally friendly. I really hope that one day you can see free bicycles everywhere in Chongqing.
Chongqing? *** Enjoy a bicycle? Ahem, well, if the terrain in Chongqing were flatter, Uncle Zhang's wish would probably come true sooner. When it comes to environmental protection, Uncle Zhang really tells our younger generations that everyone is responsible for environmental protection. Here, Brother Liao sincerely pays tribute to Uncle Zhang.
Congestion is getting worse, but light rail is still more convenient.
Brother Song is over 30 this year and works in a state-owned enterprise. His family is well off and his income is stable. However, he also doesn’t want to buy a car, so what are his thoughts?
Brother Liao: Brother Song, do you want to buy a car? It will be the weekend in a few days. Do you want to invite your sister-in-law to go out for a small weekend?
Brother Song: Ah Liao, are you kidding me? This week has just begun, why is it almost the weekend? This kid is so funny.
Brother Liao: Well... isn't this the opening remark? By the way, Brother Song, when are you going to buy a car, you can lend it to me to drive it.
Brother Song: Ah Liao, brother, I have decided not to buy a car. Look at it now, with the traffic jams on and off work, is it still necessary to buy a car? Isn’t the public transportation so developed? The light rail goes over the walls, across mountains and rivers, and can go everywhere. Is there any place that can’t be reached? Do I still need to buy a car?
This, this, Brother Liao, I can’t even find a reason to refute it. You are right. Everything you say is right. It means that it is impossible for me to borrow a car from you and drive it. Well, Heartbroken.
Buying a car? I took the driver's license test 4 times but failed, and I no longer have the confidence to drive.
Brother Liao: Aunt Wang, why are you so frowning?
Aunt Wang: Xiaoxiao, you don’t know that I failed subject two this time. This is my last chance. Hey, aunt, I have no confidence at all. What about buying a car? Your uncle Wang probably won't buy it for me. I'd better just take a taxi honestly and not be the road killer you mentioned.
Well, Aunt Wang’s consciousness is quite high, Brother Liao, I have to admire her. Indeed, for older women, it is still difficult to get a driver's license. Brother Liao can completely understand it. So at this time, let us cheer for the fact that there is one less road killer on the road!
Buying a car? I prefer motorcycles!
Brother Liao: Xiaoyu, how have you been studying recently? Are you adaptable to college life?
Xiaoyu: Brother, you don’t know, college is really easy. I joined many clubs and met many people...
Brother Liao: Then Xiaoyu, your mother is here I told you about buying a car for the first time. Have you implemented it?
Xiaoyu: Buy a car? Oh, forget it, my mother wants to buy me a POLO and wants me to go home for dinner every day. How is this possible? Besides, I have no intention of buying such a small car, it’s not popular at all.
When it comes to cars, I still prefer motorcycles. Now many of our classmates have bought motorcycles...
What is wrong with young people nowadays? Their families want to help buy cars but they still dislike the variety of cars. Look I'm used to this bad habit...
Someone also asked Brother Liao, as a car editor, why don't you buy a car? Isn’t this a joke? Brother Liao doesn’t buy a car, of course because he is poor!
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