What are the funniest jokes you have ever heard? You haven't laughed recklessly for a long time, or even forgotten the real one?

A boy likes chatting online. One day, he chatted with a sister in the same city online and made an appointment to meet today. So he went to ask his mother for 200 yuan. She asked what it was for. He said he was dating, and her mother gave him 200 yuan. The boy went out happily, but he saw his father as soon as he went out. Dad said: take out the money, one hundred each, I don't know what it's like to take half a month. The boy said:? Dad, this is my date money. I can't give it to you. Dad, this is a sentence that makes boys doubt life. Dad said: What date? It was the day when my trumpet chatted with you. Go get it. .