4 online popular classic domineering quotations in 219

1. Do what you want. Otherwise, let the pig talk nonsense.

2. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

3. It's foolish to be drunk, but it's foolish to be loved.

4. Recently, I have been under great pressure, and eating Wangwang Snow Cake is worse than others eating cigarettes.

5. I always feel that the bed, too neatly laid, will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy and more energetic.

6, pretending to be forced is only an instant, shameless that is eternal!

7. If you have nothing to do, don't let your feelings sow at will, or it will take root. If you want to pull it out, you will have to toss and turn. If you want to pull it out, you can't pull it out.

8. There is an attitude called being affectionate and being mean, and there is a state called finding something to pull.

9. Before I met you, my world was black and white. After I met you, wow, it was all black.

1. I wanted to eat my sorrow in one bite, but I ate it into a fat man in one bite.

11. Some people are so tender that they come out when they pinch, but I'm so timid that my nose bubbles when I pinch.

12. Moon, did you break my red rope?

13. In the northeast, there is a sport called rolling calves.

14. There was a woman who tried to transform me, but in the end she only dismantled my parts, but never put them on me again.

15. There are more and more monsters in the world, and there are fewer and fewer Tang Priests.

16. I didn't know that dinosaurs could actually reappear until I met you.

17. I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I ran into a wall in a gorgeous way.

18. The average man thinks with his lower body, but I am different. I think all problems are thought with the upper body, although all I think is the lower body.

19. Most people won't say that I am handsome. They usually just say that I was born domineering.

2. With your understanding ability, you don't understand it, so you can continue to be slim.

21. Vulgarity is a breakthrough, especially when elegance and nobility don't work-

22. Face a fucking life with a nonsense attitude.

23. If you have difficulties, you should attend, even if you have created difficulties.

24. Is there anyone who has a crush on me? Don't be shy about those who secretly love me. Speak out your love.

25. In today's society, people have to queue up to jump the queue.

26. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

27. Xiao San is nothing. He is only a person at best.

28. Thank you, your uncle, your family and your ancestors for 18 generations.

3. Women in the new era have gone to the hall, climbed over the fence, fought for mistresses, and beaten hooligans, but they just can't get out of the kitchen.

31. The advantage of news simulcast is that even if you keep changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

32, happiness is good, don't bask in it, because if you bask too much, it will be dried sooner or later, so keep a low profile.

33. In the dead of night, I often ask myself whether it was right or wrong to decide to come to Earth.

34. When you have money, you say that money is earned. When there is no money, say that money is saved.

35. I know you don't regard me as a number, but in fact, I don't care about you.

36. Prices are in line with Europe, house prices are in line with the moon, and wages are in line with Africa.

37. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. No one hates me.

38. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon, and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to take shelter from the rain.

39. Summer is just not good. When you are poor, you don't even have to drink the northwest wind.

4. Don't despise me yet. I'll give you a number plate, wait in line first, and then despise you when it's your time. 22 network popular classic

1. My future is not a dream, but a nightmare.

2. I only have one love. Either I don't give, or I have to give, which is all.

3. Since the whole world is pretending to be a good person, forget it, then I have to pretend to be a bad person.

4. Places visited, roads traveled, people loved, and days together.

5. I want to be thin as a bolt of lightning to illuminate all the wretched fat people.

6. I've been in Jianghu all the time, but there is no legend of my brother in Jianghu.

7. You despise such a good girl as me, young man. Do you like men?

8. If you like me, I am following the right path of Marxism. Do you know what to do?

9. When I was a child, my family had no money, and I was always flying kites with a rope and a plastic bag tied behind it.

1. Weibo: I also want to experience the feeling of being chased! God replied: just buy things without giving money.

11. If anyone dares to get involved in my love, I will chop your leg off!

12. As a typical failure, you are really successful!

13. A bird can fly because it has wings. Man can fly because he is dreaming.

14. A man is like a dollar coin, with a front and a back.

15. I survived when my whole class caught a cold and died. Now they are all well, and I was killed.

16. The car is a bicycle, and the house is a rented house. Brother is also a suspension spring generation with a house and a car.

17. I suggest you understand your appearance first!

18. At the time of parting. I really want to do one thing, and that is to put that sentence. I love you! Say it.

19. The so-called successful woman is a cow in the daytime and a cow in the evening.

2. Today is really a bad day, suitable for buying lottery tickets.

21. Family members talk in one ear and outsiders talk in Jin Zijing.

22. I won't go to school. My first dream is to sell spicy strips in America!

23. In this world, the streets are full of Liu Yiyang's mother and Tong Jiaqian's mother.

24. I solemnly declare that my QQ has been stolen! If you are asked to remit money, please curse directly.

every time I find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

26. If you love him, you should lock him in the house. If he wants to escape, break his leg.

27. Raise your head 45 degrees just to keep your nose from staying, and lower your head 45 degrees just to wipe your nose from being seen.

28. The world is too dark and people's hearts are too dark./We are too fake and love is too stupid.

29. Even though he is so bad and disappointing, he is the one I loved.

3. Prosperity ends up empty, and the midnight is like water and smoke.

31. I can't find anyone I like better for the time being, so I'll wronged you before I like you for a while.

32. I'm not bossy now. Do I have to wait until I'm old?

33. Hawking's story tells us that learning physics well comes at a price.

34. Dumping people is, of course, returning to the earth with joy and no worries to welcome the forest.

35. Sometimes, I really love him too much to disturb him.

36. Money can be spent for fun, but brothers can't finish it. Don't lose your brother for a little money.

37. I won't care about the gossip, because it's just a group of mad dogs barking.

38, the teacher said, always go to the toilet, you have two words "rogue" on your forehead.

39. Only a fat body can bear my heavy soul.

4. If Confucius can't help you solve the problem, I will help you solve it.

41. No one will look down on you in this world, because everyone is too busy to look at you.

42. The freshmen are familiar with each other; The younger brother of the second day fell in love; It's time for the senior high school entrance examination in grade three.

43. If Newton had sat under the durian tree, our exam would have been much easier.

44. Don't live in other people's mouths or eyes, but hold your destiny in your own hands.

45. Sometimes I don't talk quietly, just to give you a chance to see my handsome face more.

46. Your boyfriend ignores you when playing League of Legends. My boyfriend ignores me because he plays Tetris.

47. Things often change people, but people can't change things.

48. School, school, since you stopped us from falling in love, why did you send us a couple costume?

49. On the first day of registration, the first thing I thought about was not how the school was, but whether there were many beautiful women.

5. Love is like a king of rags. It always treats discarded things as treasures, and it is true.

51. The exam was supposed to be a blockbuster, but when the papers were handed out, I decided to hide my strength again.

52. I regret not telling you how much I love you.

53. I am a little bird, and I can't fly high, because the cage is so high!

54. Everyone must have played with a magnet, but 1% of them didn't buy it.

55. When we really love, we find that love has really gone far.

56. If you want to compete with the tiger who can starve more, you will win.

57. For some people, I just want to say, why didn't the country take your face to study the imitation bullet-proof clothes?

58. Maybe you think I'm on a whim, but congratulations.

59. The person who always says "Nothing" doesn't mean that he is tolerant. Sometimes he is just looking for a cigarette.

6. Don't let firemen go to the explosion. It hurts! Let my ex-boyfriend go!

61. What do people live for? It's all about being red.

62. I was bored singing to the computer. After singing, the computer suddenly crashed.

63. One person's efforts will never determine the relationship between two people!

64. Since I was with you, all my goldfish have died. It says you smell like cats.

65. If your ex-boyfriend and current boyfriend fell into the water, would you choose to stay with me?

66. I want to eat lollipops. How about we split it half by half? Well, ok, I eat sugar, and you eat great.

67. Maybe my eyes will be red because of loneliness, and I will smile because of warm memories.

68. When I was a child, the thickest letter was a love letter; When I grow up, the thickest letter is the bank bill.

69. Stupidity is contagious. Stay away from me, I am witty.

7. You are my tenderness, giving me everything instead of all sadness.

71. When something happens, you should first find the reason from yourself, and don't blame the earth for being unattractive as soon as you can't shit.

72. I have never met adversity since I learned to roll with the punches.

73. The road to success is straight and wide! However, I still keep turning! In the end, it was just a turn!

74. It's not your fault that you are stupid, but it's your fault that you have water in your head!

75. A boy who is kind to only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who is kind to all girls is called a hot dog.

76. People will laugh even if you don't tell jokes, because you are a joke yourself.

77. I guess if you do your homework for one minute, you will reward yourself with surfing the Internet for one hour.

78. Deliberately study, work, live and live like an individual!

79. You can find a reason to be sad, and you will certainly find a reason to be happy.

8. Animals have a little pity, but I have none, so I am not an animal.

81. Forgiving others means leaving room in your heart for maneuver.

82. A simple person like me can't do such a thoughtful math problem.

83. What is loneliness? That is, you have spent fifty dollars on the phone bill for three months and haven't used it up. Finally, you just let the monthly rent be deducted. 22 network popular classic quotations

2xx network popular classic quotations

1. I haven't eaten pork, and I haven't heard of the price increase of pork!

2. You can watch advertisements, but you must not buy advertised things.

3. All rich people are grandfathers! But those who owe money and don't pay it back are even more!

4. I don't care if you brush your teeth, but tell me where my facial cleanser is!

5. A star can be more famous if he takes off a little, but I was arrested for taking off everything!

6. Now, you must look carefully when looking for a partner, because there are too many men and women now!

7. The mosquito is really angry after biting you, but what is even more angry is that it bit you, but you can't find it!

8. What does penis mean? A: Two chickens!

9. What do you think most when standing in the bungee jumping place? Anyway, I wanted to pee the most!

1. There is only one purpose to earn money: to spend it. If you have less money, if you own it, if you have more, it will be everyone's, and if you have more, it will be the people's, so it is called RMB.

11. I am a little bird. I can't fly high, because the cage is so high!

12. I don't know whether people will go to heaven or hell after death. Anyway, I'm going to the crematorium!

13. The wind is rustling and the water is cold, and a strong man will never stop diarrhea!

14. When I was having dinner with my friend, my friend gave me a bullwhip and told me to make up what I ate.

15. I suddenly realized that I looked back at my ass and said sadly, "I ate too much chicken ass when I was a child!" "

16. Fairy Match tells the story of Yong Dong riding a fairy!

17. Clouds in the sky are really deformed. They will become N-shaped and C-shaped!

18. I caught a frog and put it in the water to learn' breaststroke' with the frog. I learned it in a few days!

19. I caught another dog and threw it into the water. I learned' dog planing' after a few days!

2. I caught another sheep and put it into the water to learn backstroke. A few days later, the sheep died!

21. Suddenly one day, when I wanted to learn butterfly, my father scared away!

22. I really don't know whether the current game is for people or for people.

23. The food in the canteen is terrible, but after eating what my wife cooked, I decided to continue eating in the canteen!

24. I'm really not handsome! I am more handsome than a cricket!

25. Patient: "Doctor! How can we completely treat beriberi? " Doctor: "Easy! Feed your feet to the dog, and you will say goodbye to beriberi completely! "

26. A woman of about 4 years old next door calls my mother aunt, but I call her aunt. Her husband calls me big brother, her son.