Who wants to see some good jokes?

One day I went to Hangzhou with my sister and saw the release pond (a pond with countless turtles) in front of the Jingsi Temple.

The pond was full of turtles swimming with only their heads exposed. On the water surface, the cute sister shouted excitedly: "Wow~ so many ****!

!!" I fainted with laughter on the spot

Go... mm immediately blushed...

What happened in junior high school: A group of us were telling jokes after class, (there were men and women), of course they were the same person

An old joke

: "Once upon a time there was a eunuch..." Then he stopped talking and a girl asked: "Where's down there?

" I said: "Down there? Down there

The noodles...are gone..." Everyone laughed, and a minute later, the same MM

asked: "Why is there no more noodles?" Me: "………… ”

Once we were discussing cooking in the dormitory, and the GF of a brother was also there. We say that nowadays young men generally know how to cook, but young girls generally do not. The girl said: "I can do it, I can make chicken!" Everyone snickered

. MM didn't know what she meant, so she said confidently: "I really know how to make a chicken!". Everyone couldn't bear it and rushed out of the door.

MM chased him outside the door and stood in the corridor and shouted: "

Am I the only one who knows how to make a chicken?" Everyone was horrified and fled.

When I was an undergraduate, before taking the computer internship class, the MM who was in charge of managing the computer room asked our teacher (male) to borrow

a screwdriver to dismantle a machine (in Another room), but when we were getting on the machine, she stood at the door of the machine room and shouted to me: "Teacher! That thing of yours is really hard to use." ! ” Everyone turned around~

One day, my sister and brother went to school and saw two dogs mating while riding in the car. The younger brother asked his older sister what he was doing. "We're fighting." My sister quickly responded to him. At this time, my sister noticed that two young hooligans were looking at her, their eyes still scanning her body. "What are you looking at? Do you want to fight?" my sister said loudly.

Once, I, my girlfriend, and two friends (a couple) drove to another place to play. The journey was very long. . . When we came back

My MM and I were sitting in the back. Since I didn't sleep much the night before, I felt like snoring not long after we got on the road. I leaned against MM's body and snored.

After a short time, I woke up refreshed~ Unexpectedly, MM was also tired and said: "I have been slept with by you, now it is your turn to let me sleep."

My friend in front immediately stopped the car, opened the door, stepped out of the way and laughed wildly

. . . ?I and I really don’t know what to say~~ MM’s eyes were too big to react~~!

One day, when I brought my new laptop to work, a beautiful colleague came over to admire the machine. After looking at the machine

I looked at the computer bag, and then suddenly told the second most powerful joke in history: "Your foreskin is so soft!"

Why

What is the second strongest? Because while I was shocked and stunned, she told the most powerful joke in history: "Let me open it and see."! ! ! He immediately vomited several liters of blood and fell unconscious.

Remembering a past incident in junior high school, a certain BT in the class asked an innocent little girl an H riddle. The riddle was "New

Wedding night—

--Hit a historical figure." The answer is "Charles I." Of course the little girl couldn't guess it, so BT laughed wildly and proudly announced the answer.

Unexpectedly... the little girl chased after the BT and asked: "Why Charles I? Why? Can you explain it to me? I really don't understand!"

"The BT's vitality was severely damaged. From then on, he was as afraid of the little girl as a snake and a scorpion, and he never dared to tell H stories in front of her...

My sister found a cigarette advertisement

It said: One stick in hand, endless aftertaste. Then my sister turned to the advertisement of a certain soy sauce company.

It said: Drops of fragrant and delicious. Finally, the three sisters quarreled with their mother. You also have to tell me how you feel,

Mom

Mom couldn’t help but find an advertisement for a certain chocolate company that said: Only melts in your mouth, not in your hands

A recruit got up to report to the toilet. After entering the toilet, he did not come out for a long time. Officer An was very strange. He was afraid that he was going to desert, so he went to the toilet to take a look. He looked carefully and found that the recruit was still on the toilet. He moved closer.

He was also found muttering to himself.

An Guan became even more curious, so he sneaked closer to hear what he was talking about.

The soldier was saying: "My child, it's not that daddy doesn't want you, it's just that mommy can't be found!"

One day, Atub brought a cow and her newborn baby The calf was going to be sold in the market on the other side of the mountain.

Unexpectedly, he met a bandit halfway. The bandit stripped Atubo naked and tied him to a big tree.

Took away the cow,

Only the calf was left behind. Because the location was remote, Atub was tied to a tree for three days before he was discovered. Dangsong

tied him After Atubu, I saw Atubu tearing off the branches on the roadside and chasing the calf all the time. Seeing this, the bystanders quickly tried to dissuade him and said, even if the cow was robbed, There is no need to blame the calf, who knows that A Tubo said angrily...

It's really annoying! .....I have no words to say to it: You admitted that I am not your mother!

It kept sucking and sucking... and even sucked four or five meals a day for three days. ........Woo woo woo....