Somebody tell a few jokes!

One day, Zhang and Hou met at the station. Hou invited Zhang to his home, and Hou's wife asked Zhang, "Is it expensive?" Zhang said: "My sexual life is very active." "Bow Zhang Long? Or do an early chapter? " "Gong" Hou's wife said again, "Have you eaten?" "It's used."

Zhang told his wife about it when he got home. The next day, Hou went to the Zhang family again. At this time, Zhang's wife greeted him: "Is it expensive?" "Sister-in-law, I have a strong sexual desire." Zhang's wife asked, "Monkey? ..... male monkey? Or a female monkey? " Hou: ".........." She asked again: "Have you eaten?" She gave up the word eating. However, Hou said, "Not yet." At this time, Zhang's wife took out a kitchen knife and smashed it on the wall to cook for Hou. But Hou misunderstood and thought she was going to kill Hou! Hou was so frightened that he opened the door and ran out and said, "I didn't expect his wife to be a murderer!" " ! " ~~