What are the jokes about chickens?

1. Jie Jin, a teenager in the Ming Dynasty, earned a few dollars by his father grinding bean curd and studied for several years. After the Spring Festival, his parents said to him, "How many years have you studied and written a pair of Spring Festival couplets!" " Jie Jin is full of hope. When he went out, he saw a piece of bamboo on the opposite mountain. He had a brainwave and spread out a piece of paper: "The door faces a thousand bamboos, and the family hides thousands of books."

That bamboo forest belongs to a big bureaucratic landlord. When the big bureaucrat saw the couplets, he was very unhappy: "What is Jie Jin? He is just a peddler, who dares to claim that he lives in thousands of books. I haven't weighed it yet, how can I let you be a boy! " In a rage, he ordered people to cut all the bamboo chips.

I'm afraid that when I went out the next day, Jie Jin added a sentence to the Spring Festival couplets: "There are thousands of bamboo poles in front of the door. There are thousands of books at home. "

This made the big bureaucrats more angry, blowing their beards and glaring. He just dug up the bamboo roots. Unexpectedly, the next day Jie Jin added another sentence to the couplet: "There are thousands of bamboo poles in front of the door and thousands of books in the house."

When the big bureaucrat opened his eyes, he was mad with anger, but he was helpless!

It is natural for Li Shangshu to know such a good son-in-law as Jin. One day, the emperor issued an imperial edict asking Li Shangshu to pay tribute to the male egg. Li Shangshu's soul was frightened. There are male eggs in the world. Is it not difficult for him? He was too anxious to eat, sleep and have no choice. His wife said, "I thought you said Jie Jin was smart. Why don't you ask him to do something? " Li Shang wrote: "How did he get the male egg?" Madam still sent her family to call Jie Jin and tell him the detailed story. Hearing this, the Jie Jin said, "this little thing doesn't matter. Don't worry. Wake up the old man for dinner. Don't worry about your health. The father-in-law asked him what he could do. He said: "You prepare the official ship, hang the flag, write the official title, and I will pay tribute for you." Li Shangshu said, "How can you pay tribute without eggs? This is no joke. Perhaps it is the crime of deceiving the monarch. " Jie Jin said, "This secret can't be revealed. We'll talk about it then. "

When he arrived in Beijing, the emperor heard that the people who paid tribute to eggs were coming, so he called Jin Xuan Hall. Seeing that he was a baby, the emperor asked him who he was and what he was doing. Answer: "Wang's real name has come to pay tribute on behalf of Li Shangshu." The emperor asked again, "Who is Li Shangshu?" Jie Jin replied, "It's my father-in-law." The emperor said, "Why didn't your father-in-law come in person?" Jie Jin said: "My father-in-law has a baby at home and can't come." The emperor smiled: How can a man have children? Jie Jin said quickly, "yes! Men can't have children, how can cocks lay eggs? " Hearing this, the emperor thought it made sense, so he didn't mention the tribute to the eggs. Leave Jie Jin in the palace and grant him a bachelor's degree.