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2. Good men have gone to be monks, and good women have gone to be nuns, so say: Teacher, you should follow the old woman.

Youth is dedicated to the house and middle age to the children.

Everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

5. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day; Stay in bed because you don't have the courage to start a new day.

6. Smoking is an art of life; Looking for a cigarette is an attitude towards life.

Don't tell jokes at the seaside, it will cause "sea laughter"

A woman is actually an extremely dangerous animal. Her beauty is not so much a protective color as a warning color.

9. An iron pestle can be ground into a needle, and a wooden pestle can only be ground into a toothpick. The material is wrong, and it's no use trying again.

Looking back, it was the father of the child.

I smoke because it hurts my lungs. I'm not sad.

12. It's best to fight a smart man. Don't talk to someone!

13. I don't mind scolding you at ordinary times. You didn't know you were both civil and military until you hit him.

14. No money. No right. If I don't treat you better, can you come with me?

15. I'm not your little raccoon. It's fun without you.

15. The world belongs to us. It also belongs to children, but in the end it belongs to grandchildren!

17. Look into my eyes, besides shit, you will see persistence and sincerity.

18. The reason why flowers are inserted in cow dung is because cow dung is very nutritious.

Nineteen. Women chasing men, laminated yarn. Men chase women, mezzanine mom.

20. I keep looking down when I see others pretending to be B. It's not that I'm low-key, it's that I'm looking for bricks.

Twenty one. When you die, I'll burn an Yi Hong Yuan to see you off.

22. Are you stupid or not? See if you can play dumb.

23. The highest level of work is to watch others go to work and get their own salary.

24. A man is a dog. Whoever has the ability will take it away.

Twenty-five You think too complicated about others because you are not simple.

26. Behind every successful man, there is a woman who is full and has nothing to do.

27. I don't swear, because I have strong hands-on ability.

28. All the people I like are on the hard disk.

Twenty-nine Dare to admit mistakes and never change.

As long as you live better than me, I can't stand it.