Find two slightly longer jokes.

1, involving three schools at the same time.

2. It should include the grievances of Jianghu sects for many years and break the secular ethics.

3. At the same time, the plot is also suspenseful, and rivers of blood are ready to go. People are full of expectations for the sequel to the novel, leaving more than N suspense at the same time.

4. The shorter the better.

The next day, someone came to contribute, and the full text was only ten words:

Bald donkey, how dare you rob the teacher of his originality!

Editor's reply: "Blood Staying" has grievances and enmity, short and pithy, full of suspense, but chivalry is more than tenderness. Although they are children of Jianghu, they are tender.

On the third day, the revised draft:

Teacher, just give up the bald donkey and be original!

The editor also said: Jianghu children are full of tenderness and sentimental. But still adhere to secular ethics.

The fourth day, the third draft:

Teacher, how dare you argue with me for a bald donkey!

The editor thinks twice, saying: Breaking the secular ethics, the blood is also ready, which is exciting and suspenseful, but there is always something missing. ...

Day 5, final draft:

Monk: Teacher, you are a monk!

Taoist priest: Bald donkey, how dare you rob the teacher of being original!

Teacher: Monks and Taoists can go together. I am in a hurry.

Editor excited ing, English: a perfect masterpiece that has never been seen before. It is difficult to sort out sectarian grievances for many years, and blood shed is ready to go; Entangled chivalrous tenderness not only breaks the secular ethics, but also shows the heroic spirit of the children in the Jianghu. Great work! !