Humorous jokes, happy smiles.

Humorous jokes, smiles and jokes must be familiar to everyone, and there will be some people who tell jokes in our lives. It is also comfortable to listen to jokes when we are unhappy. So, what are humorous jokes and smiles? Let's study together.

Humorous jokes and happy smiles. 1

1. Before he died, Yugong called his son to the bed and said with all his strength, "Move the mountain! Move mountains! " Son: "shiny?"

Second, I left quietly, just as I came gently. I shook the bag and didn't take a cabbage with me.

Third, in high school, everyone was given badges. Before a ward round, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, put on your bra and come to ward round … The whole room was silent …

Fourth, I used to be young and energetic, but now my youth is gone, leaving only such an impulse.

Every time I get sick, I go to infusion, and then ask the nurse what the rubber tube is tied to her wrist, just to listen to a "pulse pressure belt." ...

6. I saw a sister paper practicing spacewalk in the community yesterday, and the friction was like the devil's pace. I went over and asked modestly: Can sister paper teach me? Sister paper: get out, I stepped in shit!

7. When the power went out at home, I kept coming in and solved the lighting problem by frequent appearances.

Tattoos used to be very popular. A buddy had a map of the world tattooed on his back. One day, my back hurt so much that I went to the hospital. The doctor asked: Where does it hurt? He came weakly: near Iraq ...

9. I just saw a man who looks like you. I ran over like crazy and remembered that there was no you in this city. I slowed down and put down the bricks.

Humorous jokes smile 2 1. After lunch, a handsome guy came to the door of the company, holding a big bouquet of roses on the phone, and everyone gathered around to watch. After a while, a delicate female colleague came out, took the flowers with a red face and said shyly to the handsome guy, "There are too many people here. Let's change places." I saw that the handsome boy skillfully took out a list and threw it in her face: "There is no time, sign it quickly!" Business is very busy today! "

I found a crowded square, put a bowl in it, and sang a song. Just after singing a song, an uncle came over and put five dollars in the bowl. I picked up the five dollars and said happily, "Thank you, uncle ..." He said calmly, "You put the twenty dollars in the bowl yourself!" "I said in surprise." How do you know? " Grandpa said, "don't sing in the future, try dancing!" " "

3. Go to your girlfriend's house if you have nothing to do. I knocked at the door for a long time before I opened it. It didn't take long to get in. I always feel that my girlfriend is fidgeting. I asked her what was wrong. My girlfriend didn't say anything, and I was puzzled. I continued to watch my TV ... suddenly there was a familiar bell in her cupboard, "I was drunk that night holding your hand and talking nonsense", so I looked at my girlfriend and she looked at me ... I left silently. ......

Today, my boyfriend sent me downstairs and hugged me for a long time. I whispered, "Don't let go! My dad should have seen it on the balcony. He will be down soon. If you don't run, he said that if he saw you again, he would kill you! " Hearing this, my boyfriend hugged him tighter and said, "I won't run this time, I'll hug you ..." I was moved to tears, and my boyfriend cried and said, I can't run away from him ...

Humorous joke: Smile 3 1. If you think I am wrong, please tell me. I won't change it anyway. Don't hide your illness.

2. My object is very good, elephants are also very good to me, and I am very good to horses, rabbits and dogs.

One night, Xiao Ming was lying on the soft grass, and a meteor cut through the sky. When Xiao Ming saw it, he quickly made a wish, "Let me be the most handsome person in the universe!" " As a result, a miracle happened and the meteor went back.

4. Weather forecast: Recently, a master of picking up girls was born, so please pay attention.

5. "I must discuss it with my partner." "Don't you have no partner?" "So there is no discussion."

6. True love is when you clearly think the other person is a pig and are worried about being taken away by others.

7. You don't have a woman named Wang Sicong's husband. What qualifications do you have to be my mother?

8. There are always some idiots who are friends I can't abandon.

9. No matter how high the martial arts are, you are afraid of kitchen knives.

10, reborn as a woman in the next life, and then marry a man like me.