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Who has a classic joke?
. Yesterday, I went to KFC. The people behind me looked like a couple. They ordered a lot of food and sat next to me. After sitting down, the girl began to eat hard, as if she had been hungry for several days, while the boy chewed the French fries one by one, as if he had something on his mind. Suddenly, the boy put down the French fries, leaned forward and asked seriously, "Qingqing, can I chase you?" Without looking up, the girl said directly, "No!" The boy asked again, "Is it impossible at all?" The girl simply said, "Not at all!" The boy froze, looked straight at her and stayed there ... At that time, the girl held a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other, thinking that the boy was watching her, so she stopped eating, then looked at the boy with poor eyes and whispered, "Well ... can I still eat?" Everyone around me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was helpless and said, "Eat, eat …" This MM is so cute … If I don't let it go, I must go after it … desperately! ! ! !
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