Hedgehog joked about taking the bus.

As long as you dare to die, I dare to bury it.

Help the wall in and help the wall out-the highest level of eating buffet.

People are not smart and bald like others! !

If you want to be a grandfather, you have to be a grandson first

There is no God in the world, but many people pray.

Good is a habit. ...

Quiet as a virgin, moving as a virgin.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

The toothpick shouted at the hedgehog, hey! Bus!

Once upon a time, there was a eunuch, but there was no eunuch down there.

1。 One day, a drunk took a taxi home, reached out and stopped a 1 10 patrol car, shouting: Even if it's a kilometer, it's not necessary to write that big, is it?

2。 Dude, do you know why I was scolded that day? Seeing the underlined words on the clothes on the pretty girl's chest, I couldn't help reaching out and clicking.

3。 The guard comforted the condemned man: don't be afraid, the current is strong and fast, and it won't hurt. Then there was a scream from the execution ground. Death row inmates are trembling: What's that noise? Guard: The power is out. They switched to candles.

4。 A man courted Jane Doe and played a song "Reflecting the Moon" on the erhu. Afterwards, the woman said: The erhu is not very good, but it looks like blind A Bing!

5。 One day, the male mouse saw the female mouse get into the weeds. After a while, a hedgehog came out. The male mouse grabbed it: you said it was not ambiguous. Who bought you a fur coat?

6. The traffic police reprimanded: Little rabbit, are you still drinking and driving when your eyes are red? Crab, crossing the road again? Kangaroo, don't ride with children in the future! Tortoise, who told you to take the fast lane?

7. The husband came home unexpectedly and found a smoking cigar in the ashtray beside the bed. He stared at the cigar suspiciously and growled at his wife who was huddled by the bed: "Where did this come from?" After a silence, a trembling man's voice came from the closet: "Cuba"

8. The mother came to the emergency department of ophthalmology with her daughter who had just returned from her honeymoon and was deeply nearsighted. She said angrily: The man who came back with her is not the one who accompanied her on her honeymoon before!