China jokes.

1, go shopping in the school supermarket today.

Don't you have to brush the bar code when you register ~ There will be a beep ~

I bought a marinated egg and it won't come out. ...

I don't know what's going on in my head. ...

So leisurely walk out:

"Di! ~~~"

Full-site petrochemical ~ ~ ~

2. Once in class, a classmate was very hungry, so he made instant noodles. In order not to let the teacher find out, he put away the book and buried his head, but the heat still came out. The teacher said calmly, "Who is this classmate who is obsessed with reading?"

When I was in the third year of high school, I went downstairs one day after studying by myself, thinking that the person who walked in front was my roommate. I sneaked up to him and kicked his ass, shouting: You actually came to study for yourself? ! The man rubbed his ass and looked back at me piteously, trembling and saying, hmm. After staring at each other for a few seconds, I hesitated how to apologize. The man replied, big brother, I'm a freshman, and I won't dare to do it again …

It's a waste for the handsome guy across the street to eat noodles. Eat two noodles and go. So I poured the bowl of noodles to the hungry wild cats on the roadside. After a while, the handsome boy came back with a bottle of water in his hand. I looked at the empty bowl with a suspicious face … at that moment, I just wanted to be a passerby who buried himself in noodles …

A friend recently bought a car and took us out for a walk. Another friend had the following conversation with his sister:

MM: Brother, your friend drives steadily.

Gabby: Well, yes. Look, another bike has passed.

6. One day, a friend was stuck in a traffic jam in Beijing for several hours and finally couldn't stand it. He angrily opened the car door, opened the trunk and took out a long stick. Everyone in the traffic jam looked at him in surprise, only to see him curse and hit a snail on the ground, knocking and cursing: "Don't you dare follow me!" "