Funny sentences suitable for posting in QQ space about marriage proposals

Funny sentences suitable for posting in QQ space about marriage proposals

1. While queuing up to buy breakfast, someone patted me from behind. When I looked back, I saw it was two girls, one of whom I smiled shyly and said: Sorry, I recognized the wrong person. I turned around, and then vaguely heard one of the girls say: So handsome

2. Went to eat hot pot with my girlfriend , I pointed to the mandarin duck pot and said: Look, this hot pot is like the two of us. She said: You mean I am as hot as a spicy pot, and you are as indifferent as a clear soup pot? I said: No, I mean I am the spicy one, and you are the one next door to the spicy one!

3. A: How important is a person's appearance? B: The college entrance examination is the last competition in your life that does not rely on appearance.

4. Female: What do you guys think when your girlfriend gets her period? Male: Before marriage, when your girlfriend gets her period, she feels like the beginning of school, and after marriage, when your wife gets her period, she feels like she is on vacation.

5. Returning to the familiar classroom, stroking the old desk, seeing the familiar teacher, doing the familiar papers, I knew that I had repeated the grade again.

6. The teacher looked at us on the podium and sighed heavily and said: I have given up smoking for you! Because I am afraid that if I don’t pay attention, you bunch of idiots will be lit on fire!

7. Why do they get together in the advertisement after being given ointment, drinking milk tea, eating KFC, and giving chewing gum... Why?

8. A certain time Monthly exam, question paper: Write a famous book and famous quotes from the famous book. After thinking hard for a long time, a classmate came up with the following answer: "Journey to the West" and the famous saying: Monster! Give me a stick!

9. Take the preserved egg and braised egg to the hospital with the salted egg, and the doctor will see it They directly asked Xiandan: What's going on? Xiandan was surprised: How did you know it was me who wasn't feeling well? Because Xiandan hurts.

10. I really hope that one day I will be walking on the road and meet a real estate developer who fell down. Then I helped him up, and he smiled and gave me a real estate certificate and left. I shouted, Boss, your house book! Then the boss turned his head, smiled and said to me: No, it’s your house book.

11. Mr. Gongsun, Mr. Gongsun, I found that sometimes it is fun to combine the last character of a person's name with his residence. Bao Zheng was very interested. For example, my name is Bao Zheng, and my residence is Zheng. Zhan Zhao's residence is the guest house... So what? Gongsun Ce said angrily: What on earth do you want to say?

12. Went to the teacher's office to answer questions, and saw the teacher grading papers while listening to Buddhist music, and asked Why, the answer is: It is easier to be merciful when grading papers while listening to Buddhist music, otherwise all these little bastards will fail!

13. According to legend, the first thing you do when you join Tencent is to uninstall your 360. The first thing you should do when you join Qihoo: forget your QQ number and throw away your Xiaomi. The first thing to do when joining Baidu: register a Baidu hi. The first thing I did when I joined Shanda was to fight monsters for an hour. The first thing I did when I joined Xiaomi: I was taken to a room, bowed three times to the portrait of Steve Jobs, and spat three times to the portrait of Zhou Hongyi.

14. Nezha’s father angrily said at the wine table: If I had known that my third son could cause trouble, I should have shot him against the wall! Sun Wukong’s father took a deep breath of cigarette: It’s useless of.

15. Many pretty girls told me that no one chases them and no one cares about them. At first, I thought it was just that the boys they liked did not chase them and care about them. Later, I discovered such a problem. , that is, they claim that no one chases them and no one cares about them, but they do not regard the male losers who chase them and care about them as human beings at all.

16. Person A said: I wrongly blamed my wife. Person B said: What the hell? Person A replied: A few days ago I found a diary written by my wife about having an affair with a neighbor. I went up to her without saying anything. After beating her for a while, I finally found out that the diary was from last year. Person B said: That’s not a typo. Person A said: I was her neighbor at that time.

17. A man is chatting up a beautiful woman in a bar. The man asked: I wonder what kind of man the beautiful woman is more interested in? The beautiful woman was silent for a while and said in a low-key voice: rich and powerful. Comments suitable for posting in QQ dynamic

1. Maybe he feels like he is suffering even hearing your voice, so why bother chasing him with your hoarse scream?

2. Don’t rely on someone easily, it will become your habit. When separation comes, what you lose is not a person, but your spiritual support. No matter when and where you are, learn to walk independently, it will make you walk more calmly.

3. Reconciliation is easy, but it is too difficult as before. Instead of being suspicious of each other, it is better to go our separate ways. I will smile generously and walk magnanimously.

4. I have been trying to adapt to the coldness of this world, whether it is temperature or people's hearts.

5. I thought it would be fine if we separated, but I was torn apart by loneliness and it hurt to despair.

6. No one can eliminate your pain, so don’t let others take away your happiness.

7. In fact, people are all very mean. You don’t care about those who love you and pamper you, but you pursue those who are cold to you. In the end, it was myself who was bruised and bruised.

8. He likes to bite off the dead skin on his lips. It feels uncomfortable if he doesn’t bite it off. He likes to pick at the scabs on wounds and cannot control them even if they hurt. He likes to squeeze pimples, knowing that scars will be left. I can’t help but squeeze things away, I don’t often pack things away, I occasionally pack them cleanly on a whim, I bite the straw uncontrollably when drinking, occasionally I laugh heartlessly, and occasionally I keep quiet. Sitting aside, I sometimes feel nostalgic for no reason, and I have obsessive-compulsive disorder. Do you like it?

9. Never retreat. In the end, there is no way out.

10. A person is born and dies, but as long as you live, you must live in the best way. You can live without love and famous brands, but you cannot live without happiness.

11. Boys who are equally nice to all girls are the scariest.

12. Seeking knowledge is a kind of happiness, the bud of curiosity and knowledge.

13. TV shows: I’ll give you ten thousand yuan and leave my daughter. The reality is: give us ten thousand, or leave my daughter.

14. You need to ignite the fire of victory. Seize the moment and ignite the fire of victory.

15. I want to be a fish. I won’t get dirty even if I don’t take a bath. There will be a new world every seven seconds. I will be cute even if my belly sticks out. I won’t feel sad even if I am lazy, sloppy and eat well.

16. When I was a child, I felt that the most powerful person was my mother. She was not afraid of the dark, knew everything, made delicious meals, and kept my life in order. I had to go to her when I cried and didn’t know what to do. But I seem to have forgotten that the person I relied on was once a little girl, who was afraid of the dark and shed tears, and who was clumsy and would get pricked by needles. The most beautiful girl, what makes you so strong, is it time or love.

17. Some people will no longer be there once they are missed.

18. I thought about becoming the enemy of the entire universe for you, but it happens that the stars are you and the dust is also you.

19. Please cherish those who respond to you in everything.

20. Holding your hand, you will know that your son is ugly, and your face will burst into tears. If you don’t leave, I will leave.

21. However, when we decide to go on the road alone, leaving all the curses and betrayals behind, we can smile stubbornly and cry sadly, but still keep our steps sonorous.

22. Don’t do good deeds because they are small, and don’t do evil because they are small.

23. The so-called maturity means getting used to anyone's hot and cold days, and being able to look down on anyone's drifting away.

24. Let me introduce myself again. I have a bad temper, a bad attitude, no sympathy, no reason, no kindness, and I will retaliate.

25. Lies on Valentine’s Day are believed to be true, but no one believes the truth on April Fool’s Day.

26. Some memories are ordinary, but recalling them is worth a thousand words.

27. I laugh in the sun during the day and cry in bed at night

28. If I deviate even a tiny bit from the truth at the beginning, I will be far wrong in the end.

29. There are many things that you cannot control by yourself. No matter how lonely you are, you still have to keep going. You are not allowed to stop or look back.

Thirty. Among all the farewells, I still like seeing you tomorrow the most.

31. Growing up is a process of gradually lowering expectations.

32. No one is pure all the way to the end, but please don’t forget your original self.

Thirty-three, no longer passionate, but start to be lazy and humorous.

34. There are too many stories without endings. You have to get used to meeting and parting.

Thirty-five, I have thrown away so many things, left so many people, people around me have come and gone, I have forgotten so many familiar faces, I have endured countless late nights and dawns, and we have never looked back. I have passed so many southern walls, all of which were just a dream of idle joy, but in the end I forgot that I am a very nostalgic person.

36. Do you like April? The most suitable month I can think of for you is April. Spring has just revived, the sun is still warm, there is a breeze and the fragrance of flowers and plants, just like your feeling, light, gentle, but exceptionally bright.

Thirty-seven. Forgetting someone does not mean that you no longer think of it; it means that you think of it occasionally, but there is no more waves in your heart.

Thirty-eight, since you love, why don’t you say it out loud, some things are lost and you can’t get them back!

Thirty-nine, I think that life must be meaningless, but if you continue to live, you may find interesting things, such as you seeing the flower, such as I seeing you.

Forty. Only when you are strong can you not let others trample on you.

41. Don’t disrespect every enthusiasm, and don’t please any indifference.

42. Don’t ask or pry, my behavior depends entirely on my mood. Funny qq marriage signatures

1. I am a sunny girl: as black as charcoal

2. I am strong and become more courageous with every setback: I was dumped 28 times. Still alive

3. I like to watch movies about the ethics of life: all kinds of pirated porn movies

4. Male: I am a mature man, but I look quite young: 87 years old, face full of acne

5. My body is very tall, giving people the impression of an elder brother: Wu Song’s eldest brother Wu Dalang

6. Others praise my cooking skills: because I don’t want to eat every day. I have to taste every dish several times

7. I am very enthusiastic and often care about the lives of ordinary people: I will see if someone forgets to close the window when they go out

8. I often talk to people from the upper class Dealing with people: I have warned you many times to strictly prohibit street stalls at the school gate

9. I hope you can tell me what you see and hear every day: monitor your schedule every day

10. People at my level are very reluctant to take trains: I often ride a three-wheeler to sell Tianjin marijuana flowers

11. In my spare time, I like to study history, especially the history of the Qing Dynasty: "The Legend of Zhen Huan" Loyal fans of

12. Female: The ancients said that a woman’s lack of talent is a virtue. I fit this point very well: I dropped out of elementary school in the third grade.

13. I love me very much My parents, I hope you will support me: I regard money as my parents, and I hope you can satisfy me

14. I am very perceptive. My ex-girlfriend put the flowers I gave her on a pile of wild dung, and I immediately I understand

15. I heard that someone wanted to eat me, so I wanted to go outside to be quiet: the police were coming to arrest me, so I had to hide for a while

16. What I look like Meet the standards of being a wife: Too beautiful women make people worry, as long as the wife is pleasing to the eye

17. I have been educated at Tsinghua University for many years, which has shaped my cultural taste today: placed at the entrance of Tsinghua University Street stalls

18. I have perseverance: after eating and chatting with my friends for five hours, my friends finally paid and left

19. I don’t mind you I am busy with work and am away from home for ten and a half days: This way I can play as I like and occasionally stay up all night.

20. I hope you like food as much as I do and like to show off your skills in the kitchen: I like food but I can’t cook it. , it’s best if you can cook something suitable for posting in the New Year

1. In the New Year, happiness “smiles” to you and worries are thrown away; happiness “nods” to you, and melancholy is less; Happiness "waving" to you, bad luck runs away. Good luck is by your side every day, and a happy life is sweeter than honey. I wish you good luck and a happy new year.

2. A year old is extinguished amidst the sound of firecrackers, and he takes his wife and children into the rivers and lakes, with a big bag on his shoulders and a trunk. He is only allowed to come in and not go out. If you ask what the family is robbing, a red envelope feast and blessings!

3. Make syrup with thick happiness, fill it with sincerity to make sugar candies, sing along with Xiaonian, and come to you quietly, taste it if it tastes good, just for good luck. Stick it on, and don’t forget to dip it in some blessing jam! Dear, Happy New Year!

4. On New Year’s Eve, I present a table of dishes, braised fish to wish you a prosperous year, cloud cake to wish you a higher career, osmanthus and lotus root to wish you a noble person to help you, spicy tofu to wish you a prosperous journey. Tangyuan Tangyuan wishes you sweetness and happiness! Happy New Year!

5. I only want to be happy and not envious of immortals. Peace is my wish. Most importantly, I hope to be healthy and make more money. I only want to be happy and not expensive. My thoughts are my feelings. I wish you a happy life. As beautiful as flowers, happy New Year and don’t get drunk!

6. Welcome the New Year happily, and the Little New Year will be here soon. Happy New Year shopping, the sugar melons are sweet and fragrant. Offering mixed noodle soup to the stove brings peace and good luck. To welcome the new year cleanly, the yard is busy cleaning. I send my best wishes in advance for the new year, and wish you happiness and health!

7. Eat a candy root, happiness sticks to joy, and sweetness surrounds you; sweep away the dust, worry wraps up sorrow, and cleans them all away; worship the Stove God, good luck will accompany you, and follow you closely throughout the whole life. New Year; steam a piece of rice cake, good luck and wealth, getting better year by year; Little New Year is coming, I wish you a happy Little New Year and a happy family!

8. On this occasion of bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new, please allow me to use the thousand-year-old green pines as my pen, the thousands of miles of rivers and mountains as my ink, and the blue sky as my propaganda, to add the beauty of plum blossoms, the enchantment of peonies, and the freshness of daisies. There is a picture of longevity in the Year of the Monkey. To wish you a happy new year.

9. When the New Year comes, come and offer sacrifices to the stove. The first sacrifice is for magpies to scream on the branches, the second sacrifice for the God of Wealth to smile, the third sacrifice for career to reach new heights, the fourth sacrifice for love to be warm and sunny, and the fifth sacrifice for life to be smooth and happy. Wish you a happy new year.

10. Little New Year has arrived, New Year's Eve is getting closer, the tiger's tail brings wealth, the rabbit's head brings good news, the warm breeze brings spring, the snowflakes dance all over the sky, the lights are bright on the way home, and the sound of the whip is full of blessings. No matter you are far or near, my blessings have already set sail; Happy New Year!

11. I wish you New Year greetings in advance and miss you. How many greetings are hidden in the years. I will give you good luck. May good luck be with you. I wish you New Year greetings in advance. How much caring my heart is beating. First of all, I wish you smile often, success and happiness. Most caring. Happy New Year!

12. The New Year comes to Xieleyang, and the sound of firecrackers makes people smile. Show off your style with beautiful clothes; spend your young years in high spirits. Mobile phone messages keep coming, and warm words are deeply felt. I wish you wealth and prosperity, may your business prosper and make a lot of money, may you have good luck year after year, success in your affairs, good health and good health.

13. In this small year, escape from the troubled port on the Forgotten, drive away the Frustrated ship with a big gun, use luck to remotely control the "train of life", and reward the "happy tribe" with stove candies. In this small year, All good things are close to you, the breath of sadness is far away from you, and the full life surrounds you!

14. The Little New Year is here, and every household is busy celebrating the festival. Clean the doors and windows, whiten the walls, and make your home clean and bright. Worship the Kitchen King and put up window grilles to usher in happiness and good fortune. I wish you a happy new year, happiness, longevity and good health!

15. Some things will not fade with the passage of time, and some people will not be forgotten just because we meet infrequently. In my memory, you are my forever friend. As we welcome the New Year, I wish you a prosperous career!

16. Small dimples in the new year, happiness represents me, I wish you a smile, a small mood in the new year, happiness becomes a fortress, protect your health and beauty, small meaning in the new year, I wish you a lot of wealth.

17. The Little New Year is already very much like the New Year, and every household writes Spring Festival couplets. Every corner is cleaned, making it refreshing and refreshing for the New Year. Buy New Year's goods early, eat, drink and enjoy leisurely. After running around for four seasons, we are now reunited. The whole family is happy and happy. Wish you: happiness and happy new year!

18. I will give you three kilograms of rice cakes on New Year’s Eve. Fry one portion, and your career will become more prosperous; steam one portion, and your life will flourish; fry one portion, and all your troubles will blow away; don't hold on, you can take it away if you can't finish it, I wish you have plenty every year!

19. When the New Year arrives, we buy new year’s goods and add piles of food and drink supplies. Add a money tree on the ground, and you will be happy with lots of money; add a box of peaches on the table, and live a sweet and carefree life; pour Wuliangye in the cup, and the flower of smile will never wither. I wish you endless supplies for the New Year and good luck in the Year of the Monkey!

20. As the New Year approaches, put up window grilles.

A boy holding a fish brings a prosperous year, two dragons playing with pearls bring auspiciousness, three suns bring good fortune, good luck and peace in the four seasons, good harvests and good harvests, and six years bring spring and longevity. The variety is endless, so have a happy New Year! Happy New Year!

Chapter 2

1. Whether the snowflakes are floating or not, my blessings are floating. Whether the ice has melted or not, my thoughts have melted. Whether the plum blossoms are blooming or not, my heart is blooming. Do you miss me? I miss you. I wish you a happy new year and full of happiness.

2. On the 23rd, celebrate the Little New Year, eat sweets, worship the Kitchen God, and pray for good luck in the coming year; sweep the house, clean the windows, light firecrackers, steam rice cakes, and busy welcoming the New Year; Little New Year Come, take some time out of your busy schedule to send blessings. May your family be happy and blessed, and may everything go well!

3. The New Year is here, blessings are sent, happiness surrounds you, happiness shines, wealth comes, luck invites you, blessings wrap around you, peace embraces you, hold on to your wishes; all good things and good things come to you I run away just to say to you: Happy New Year.

4. There are so many interesting things in the New Year, and my hometown is also the most particular. There are many sayings about agricultural customs and customs, and there are many people who practice sanitation and hygiene. We buy a lot of New Year paintings and New Year goods, and we kill a lot of chickens and sheep. There are many mountains to climb on three-wheeled vehicles, and many New Year goods are purchased by oneself. There are many invitations to relatives and friends, and I wish you many happy new years.

5. It’s the 23rd day of the twelfth lunar month again, and auspiciousness is flying all over the sky. It's spotless except for the old year, and everyone is smiling. Let go of the long line of longing, and love will accompany you. Taking stock of happiness and good luck, you are perfect and perfect. It’s a small year, I wish you and your family happiness!

6. Everything goes smoothly and the auspicious stars shine, and everything goes well. Peace and spring are always present throughout the seasons, and wealth is abundant throughout the year. The golden bull whips up its whip to bid farewell to the old year, and the five tigers roar to welcome the spring. Add a few more joys to the old year, and take the new year to a higher level. I wish you all the best in the new year!

7. Little New Year's Day: Give you the fire of "happiness", light the cannon of "happiness", give you "happy" clothes, wear a "happy" body, give you "joy" The meal welcomes the "prosperous" new year, gives you "ten" money, lights up the steps of "youth", happy little new year!

8. Open the window and "hold" the happy sunshine of Xiaonian; open the door and "grasp" the fresh air of Xiaonian; wave the broom to "drive away" all the bad luck of Xiaonian; open Mobile phone, accept my blessing message. I wish you a happy New Year and a happy life!

9. Snowflakes are falling, the chill is cool, the year is over; people are laughing and joyful, the New Year is here; buy New Year's goods, your career will be good, and your progress will be prosperous; welcome the Kitchen God, the family will be harmonious, and have fun; set off firecrackers, Go ahead, the God of Wealth smiles; the New Year is coming, may you be happy and carefree!

10. The New Year is a little joyful, so hurry up before the Spring Festival; auspiciousness is rolled into noodles, and good luck is kneaded into balls; remember to post couplets, and be busy firing small whips; say auspicious words By the way, come and greet me in advance: I wish you good luck and happiness in the Year of the Monkey!

11. In the New Year, use the "Thick Good Luck" syrup to make a box of "Good Luck Stove Candy" for you, dip it in the "Blessing Jam" and eat it in your mouth to ensure that the sweetness and happiness are "sticky" I can't get rid of you even if I love you. Happy New Year!

12. The new year opens up new hopes, and new blanks carry new dreams. Brush away the dust of the years, and let laughter and tears, love and sorrow condense into a thick crystal amber in your heart. Happy New Year!

13. Maybe the people wishing you New Year greetings have already lined up in a long queue, or maybe the people sending you blessings have gathered together. Taking advantage of the Little New Year’s Eve and the New Year has not yet arrived, I would like to send you the earliest and most sincere blessings. May Have a happy New Year and all the best to you!

14. Twist a piece of happiness, twist a piece of happiness, twist a piece of sweetness, twist a piece of warmth, twist a piece of beauty, twist a piece of wishful thinking, twist a piece of success, twist a piece of blessing; brew A bottle of reunion wine for the New Year, given to you in the New Year. I wish you a warm reunion, happiness, sweetness, happiness, success, and good wishes in the New Year!

15. The laughter of the past is hidden in the bottom of my heart. Thousands of thoughts are accumulated in the new year. All kinds of wishes send out the expectations in my heart. Happiness is not just for you for a moment. Happiness is with you forever. I wish you have it. Happy and auspicious year.