Anxious for a cold joke about running away, it's better to be longer ~ ~ ~

The two men were caught by a cruel tribe while traveling to Africa. The tribal leader said to give you two choices: A is to hit j j a hundred times, and B is a dead end. You choose. 1 said: I chose to call 100 times, and then the leader called 1 Zhuanghan, and tried my best to call 100 times, and then let him go. The second man looked at the cruel choice of article A and said, I choose the dead end of article B 1. The leader said: ok ~ drag it down and play to death!

The most annoying joke in Japan: There is an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on the plane. In the middle of the plane, it suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that a man would jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American used his personal heroism to go to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the United States and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced: the weight is still too heavy, and one person is going to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced: no, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ......

A man with loose bowels ran to a full hot pot restaurant and wanted to borrow a toilet. He looked all over the first floor and couldn't find it, so he ran to the second floor, which was still under renovation. Nothing, but he found that there was a toilet door with a label "Trouble to be repaired, please don't use it". He had no choice. Anyway, there was no one around, so he squatted down to the toilet ... after that! When he went downstairs, he found no one. It's just dinner time, and the wedding is still downstairs. Why did he go to that building at once? Even the waiter and receptionist were gone ... so he approached the bar and asked, "Is anyone there?" Why is there no one? At this time, I saw a waiter coming out from under the bar and saying, "Fuck!" " ..... weren't you there when shit fell from the ceiling and hit the electric fan just now? You are very lucky. .....

A rich man was bored and put a vat at the door. He said, "I will give it to anyone who spits in this vat today 10 yuan." Who would believe it? Everyone stood there motionless. At this moment, a stranger passed by, thinking that there was nothing to lose anyway, and poof, he spat a big mouthful of sticky phlegm into the jar. Without saying anything, the man immediately gave it to 10 yuan. The stranger left happily. The villagers woke up like a dream and spat in the jar. Soon the Kung Fu jar was full and everyone got their due reward. The man said, "Don't go. If anyone takes a sip, I will give him 100 yuan. " Just as the villagers were hesitating, a young man flew over, slurped at the jar, drank until there was only one ass left, and then slowly got up and looked at everyone. Everyone was anxious and asked, "Why don't you leave us more?" The young man replied, "I think! But I have never bitten.

Well, to tell you the truth, I'm here to try my luck. I don't have a cold joke.