Jokes about making sentences

Use the following words to make sentences:

1. Children’s Day

Children: It is a virtue for us children to save water

Teacher: I haven’t heard of it What is "June 1st"?

2. Not only... but also

Children: A sentence must not only contain "not only", but also "and". This is too difficult, I can't do it.

Teacher: Not only did you complete the task, but you also completed it twice as much.

3. Because...so

Child: Dad doesn’t know why I cry, so I have to cry louder.

Teacher: Director Liu, come and help me see if this is right

4. Popularity

Children: Can’t you be so popular?

Teacher: When will I... My child, you can’t say this nonsense!

5. Happy

Child: If I were as happy as Yao Ming, perhaps my father would not dare to hit me.

Teacher: Be careful when spanking your children, never hit them on the head!

6. What if

Children: How to have fun this summer vacation is a question.

Teacher: Well, let me give you an example: If you keep doing this, you won’t be able to have fun during the summer vacation.

7. Positive

Children: The door of our classroom will ring positively when the wind blows

Teacher: If I give you zero points, you won’t Why don't you actively come to me and discuss things with me?

8. Genius

Children: I just took the sentence-writing test yesterday, why am I taking the test again today?

Teacher: It seems that I have to wait until after tomorrow (this article was written around 2008.6. At that time, I saw some funny jokes about sentence making on the forum, so I also thought of a few. It was first published in Huilongguan Forum)

9. Children’s Day

Children: It is a virtue for our children to save water

Teacher: Have you never heard of "June 1"? ?

10. Not only...but also

A sentence must not only contain "not only", but also "and". This is too difficult, I can't do it.

Teacher: Not only did you complete the task, but you also completed it twice as much.

11. Because...

Dad doesn’t know why I cry, so I have to cry louder.

Teacher: Director Liu, come and help me see if this is right

12. Popularity

Children: Can’t you be so popular?

Teacher: When will I... My child, you can’t say this nonsense!

13. Happy

Child: If I were as happy as Yao Ming, perhaps my father would not dare to hit me.

Teacher: Be careful when spanking your children, never hit them on the head!

14. What if

Children: How to have fun this summer vacation is a question.

Teacher: Well, let me give you an example: If you keep doing this, you won’t be able to have fun during the summer vacation.

15. Positive

Children: The door of our classroom buzzes positively when the wind blows

Teacher: If I give you zero points, you won’t Why don't you actively come to me and discuss things with me?

16. Genius

Children: I just took the sentence-writing test yesterday, why am I taking the test again today?

Teacher: It seems that I have to wait until the day after tomorrow to pass the exam. Student Sentence Jokes

1. Sesame - Zhang Bai ran away from the reporter's nose neatly.

2. Extra - the teacher tells the new primary school students not to write outside the squares when writing.

3. Forgetting - I can't forget the past things at all, I remember them very clearly.

4. Forgetfulness - Li Xiaojian forgot the food his mother brought him, and ended up hungry all morning.

5. Kobe Bryant - He must belong to the monkey family and can jump higher than a dog.

6. Subjects - Xiaoqiang hates studying science.

7. Beforehand - dear friends, I have something to do and I have to leave first. You can continue to play!

8. Ten minutes - another thirty minutes passed, and the old professor did not come to teach us.

9. Task - the principal informed the small task that the small task must go to the Education Bureau for a meeting.

10. A serious canon - I read "Journey to the West" and learned that the monks and disciples of Tang Dynasty took a serious canon.

11. Department - Many people crowded in front of the canteen department.

12. Emphasis - When buying watermelons, he always likes to buy a little more emphasis.

13. Wade - Xiao Guizi's surname is Wei, and his virtue is even better than that of Xiao Xuanzi.

14. The interval - the interval between these two times is very long.

15. Atmosphere - the atmosphere is bad when parents are angry.

16. In ordinary times - I think about my mother all the time when I am little.

17. Monk-Li Ming and Shangwen are good friends.

18. Innocence - The neighbor’s little Tianzhen is so smart, we all like him.

19. Meeting - if the code cannot be solved, the small box will explode.

20. Pay attention - safety should be paid attention to from an early age and the awareness should be strong.

21. Conference-his boss will get a haircut.

22. Romance - The waves behind the Yangtze River slowly push the waves ahead.

23. Contents - The contents of that small bottle do not hold much water.

24. Yao Ming—that guy’s surname is Yao, and he will move to our place tomorrow.

25. Principal - Our school has not attended classes for a long time.

26. McGrady - His name is Wheat, and he can dance particularly well in disco.

27. Ginseng - The teacher calls on all of us to participate in various meaningful activities.

28. Ingenuity - Wang Ling completed the task wittily.

29. Routine - students’ bad behavior should be regulated regularly.

30. Burden - Being too handsome is also a burden. Little jokes about family_Humorous jokes

Little jokes about family_Humorous jokes_

Reliving old dreams

Father Galimian and his wife talk about their youth , the memories of the distant past made them excited, so they decided to set a date by the river as they did when they were young.

At that time, the old man collected flowers and came to the river to wait, but the old man felt too embarrassed to be seen. Father Galimian waited in vain and had to go home. He saw his wife lying on the bed covered with a sheepskin coat.

Dad yelled: How dare you break the promise?

The old lady buried her face in the pillow and said shyly: Mom won’t let me go.

Someone has to stay

The husband was reading the evening newspaper. After he finished reading an article "Women live longer than men", he asked his wife: I really don't know why. Should a man make the first move?

The wife explained: Someone must stay to pack the clothes!

False alarm

The wife complained that it was too cold at night and bought an electric blanket. However, the husband was afraid that it would be unsafe. After half a day of explanation, he was willing to sleep on the electric blanket.

Before going to bed, my wife put a piece of ham in the oven and baked it at a low temperature so that she didn't have to rush to make breakfast in the morning.

After midnight, a smell of meat wafted into the bedroom. The husband woke up from his dream, jumped up, shook his wife and said: Honey, wake up quickly, we are roasted.

Valid on the same day

How did you change your husband’s habit of staying out all night?

One night he came home late so I quickly shouted: Is it John? And my husband's name is Jack.

Couple’s Fun

Wife: Didn’t you call me Angel before marriage?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: Why don’t you call me that now?

Husband: Oh, dear, you should be happy, now I am much sane.

Wife (on board): If this boat was sinking, would you save me first or our children?

Husband: Save myself first.

Wife: I had a sweet dream last night. I dreamed that you promised to give me 200 yuan to buy clothes. My dear, will you fulfill my sweet dream?

Husband: Of course. What a coincidence, last night I dreamed that I gave you 200 yuan! .

Clothes that fit

Husband: Does the dress I bought you still fit?

Wife: Yes, and our four children all fit well.

Husband: Not bad, right? I already told you it was a good dress!

Wife: That’s not necessarily true. The water shrinks a little every time. We only have four children, and now we don’t dare to wash it anymore.

Elected

A politician said to his wife after the election:

Congratulate me, my dear, I was elected.

Are you lying?

No, dear, there is no need to lie now!

It’s not all the wine’s fault

The wife was reading the newspaper loudly: There was a serious flood in France, with losses amounting to millions of francs.

You see, there is still something like this. My husband whispered, but you always say that everything is the fault of the wine.

The temptation was too great

His wife asked Bobby to go to their winery to see how the wine was fermenting, and told him to go back quickly.

Three days later, Bobby staggered home. His wife asked him angrily: Where have you been?

Bobby: I encountered heavy rain on the way back from the brewery, so I took shelter under a big tree.

Wife: It rained for only an hour that day. Where have you been since then?

Bobby fell on a chair and said: I walked back again.

Turn off everything that should be turned off

Henry's wife's chatter before going to bed made him very unhappy. One night, after nagging for a while, his wife asked Henry: Are all the windows and doors at home closed?

Henry replied: My dear, except for your chatterbox, everything that should be closed is closed.

Stay away from alcohol

Wife: Why do you drink with a straw?

Husband: Yes! Because the doctor told me to stay away from alcohol.

Praise too early

Wife: I want to name the puppy Byron, but my mother said it insults the poet; later I want to change your name to it. , my mother couldn’t say it well again.

Husband: Your mother is so kind.

Wife: She said it would be insulting to the puppy.

You can’t blame the alcohol

The wife was very dissatisfied with her alcoholic husband. One day, she saw a piece of news in the newspaper, so she took the newspaper and said to her husband: Look, drinking is so harmful Danger! The newspaper said that a young man was drunk on a boat and fell off the side of the boat and drowned.

The husband quickly said: Let’s take a look. He was not dead before he fell into the river. The water drowned him. How can we blame the wine?

Good education

Harry and his wife were fishing by the river. Mrs. Harry was chattering away. Soon, a fish was hooked. Mrs. Harry: This fish is so pitiful! A collection of sentence making jokes for primary school students

1. Sentence making topic: It turns out

The child wrote: It turns out he is my father.

Teacher’s comment: Mom, please be concerned

2. Make sentences as usual

Title: (tree, tree, tree) I will (plant) you

The child wrote: (Tangyuan Tangyuan) I will (eat) you

Teacher’s comment: So cute——

3. Topic: On one side... on the other side...

The child wrote: He was taking off his clothes and putting on his pants at the same time.

Teacher’s comment: Should he take it off or put it on——

4. Topic: Textbook

The child wrote: Class is very boring.

Teacher’s comment: You must concentrate in class

5. Sentence topic: Popular

The child wrote: I like to eat bananas very much.

Teacher’s comment: Be careful of choking

6. Sentence making topic: Once upon a time

Children write: Xiao Ming came in from the front door.

7. Topic: Innocence

Children write: It’s really hot today.

Teacher’s comment: You are so naive——

8. Question: Ten points

The child wrote: I got ten points in the test today.

Teacher’s comment: I will tell your parents——

9. Sentence making topic: Among them

The child wrote: One of my left feet is injured .

Teacher’s comment: Are you a centipede? ——

10. Sentence-making topic: Just...

Children write: A doll costs one hundred yuan.

Teacher’s comment: The teacher laughed so hard

11. Sentence-making topic: Look

The child wrote: What are you looking at! I haven’t seen it!

12. Make sentences as usual

Example: You (sing) I (dance)

Children write: You (are you good) I (very good)

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Teacher’s comment: Are you writing an English translation?

13. Make sentences as usual

Example: Others praise me ( ), but in fact I ( )

The child writes: Others praise me (very handsome), Actually, I (wear a mask).

Teacher’s comment: What kind of mask is so useful?

14. Topic: Good... and good

Children write: Mom’s legs are so thin and thick...

Teacher’s comment: Are they thin or thick? thick?

15. Topic: Continuously

The children wrote: After get off work, my father came back one after another.

Teacher’s comment: How many fathers do you have?

16. Question: First...and then...

Example: Eat first, then take a shower.

The child writes: Goodbye, sir!

17. Topic: Ends of the World

Children write: My sister ran around to the end of the world.

Teacher’s comment: Your sister is really good at running——

18. Topic: All the time

The child wrote: I drew a straight line.

Teacher’s comment: …………

19. Topic: Right away

The child wrote: I am riding on a horse.

Teacher’s comment: Come to the teacher immediately!

20. Topic: The skin was bruised

The child wrote: At night when there was a power outage, everything was dark, and I was so scared that the skin was bruised!

Teacher’s comment: After seeing this sentence... The teacher admires you...

21. Topic: Thriving - a metaphor for the appearance of beautiful growth.

A child writes: My brother is growing up and thriving.

Teacher’s comment: My child, is your brother a vegetative person...

There is another one who is even more blind...

The child wrote: Xinxinxiang Rongrong confesses.

Teacher’s comment: Don’t watch too many TV series——

22. Topic: Thank you...because...

The child wrote: I want to thank my mother because she Help me with my homework every day...

Teacher’s comment: It turns out your homework was written by your mother! ! ! ! ! ! !

23. Sentence topic: Sad

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house, which makes me sad.

Teacher comment: The teacher is even more sad...

24. Sentence making topic: If

The child writes: Soda drinks are not as nutritious as juice.

A child writes: If the juice doesn’t taste good, don’t drink it.

Teacher comment: Orz...

25. Topic: Simply

The child wrote: The biscuits are crunchy and delicious!

26. It’s not... but...

It’s not his problem that Xiao Ming is so ugly, but his mother’s fault.

27. Make sentences as usual

Title: (Tree, tree) I (plant) you

Children write: (Tangyuan Tangyuan) I plant you (Eat it)

Teacher’s comment: It’s so cute——

28. Topic: While... while...

The child wrote: While he was taking off his clothes, While wearing pants.

Teacher’s comment: Should he take it off or put it on——

29. Topic: Textbook

The child wrote: Class is very boring.

Teacher’s comment: You must concentrate in class

30. Topic: Popular

The child wrote: I like eating bananas very much.

Teacher’s comment: Be careful of choking

31. Topic: Once upon a time

Children write: Xiao Ming came in from the front door.

32. Topic: Innocence

Children write: It’s really hot today.

Teacher’s comment: You are so naive——

33. Question: Ten points

The child wrote: I got ten points in the test today.

Teacher’s comment: I will tell your parents——

34. Topic: Among them

The child wrote: One of my left feet is injured .

Teacher’s comment: Are you a centipede? ——

35. Topic: Just...

Children write: A doll costs one hundred yuan.

Teacher’s comment: The teacher laughed so hard

36. Topic: Look

The child wrote: What are you looking at! I haven’t seen it!

37. Make sentences as usual

Example: You (sing) I (dance)

Children write: You (ok) I (very good)

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Teacher’s comment: Are you writing an English translation?

38. Make sentences as usual

Example: Others praise me ( ), but in fact I ( )

Children write: Others praise me ( ), Actually, I (wear a mask).

Teacher’s comment: What mask is so useful?

39. Topic: Good... and good

Children write: Mom’s legs are so thin and thick...

Teacher’s comment: Are they thin or thick? thick?

40. Topic: Continuously

The children wrote: After get off work, my father came back one after another.

Teacher’s comment: How many fathers do you have?

41. Question: First...and then...

Example: Eat first, then take a shower.

The child writes: Goodbye, sir!

42. Topic: Ends of the World

Children write: My sister ran around to the end of the world.

Teacher’s comment: Your sister can really run——

43. Topic: All the time

The child wrote: I drew a straight line.

Teacher’s comment: …………Wbr

44. Topic: Right away

The child wrote: I am riding on a horse.

Teacher’s comment: Come to the teacher immediately!

45. Topic: The skin was bruised

The child wrote: It was dark everywhere at night when there was a power outage, and I was so scared that the skin was bruised!

Teacher’s comment: After seeing this sentence... The teacher admires you...

46. Topic: Thriving - a metaphor for the appearance of beautiful growth.

A child writes: My brother is growing up and thriving.

Teacher’s comment: My child, is your brother a vegetative person...

There is another one who is even more blind...

The child wrote: Xinxinxiang Rongrong confesses.

Teacher’s comment: Don’t watch too many TV series——

47. Topic: Thank you...because...

The child wrote: I want to thank my mother because she Help me with my homework every day...

Teacher’s comment: It turns out that your homework was written by your mother! ! ! ! ! ! !

48. Topic: Sadness

The child wrote: There is a ditch in front of my house. It is very sad.

Teacher’s comment: The teacher is even more sad...

49. Topic: If

The child writes: Soda is not as nutritious as juice.

A child writes: If the juice doesn’t taste good, don’t drink it.

Teacher’s comment: Orz...

50. Topic: Simply

The child wrote: The biscuits are crunchy and delicious!

Teacher’s comment: Speechless

51. Topic: Genius

The child wrote: I only take a bath once every three days.

Teacher’s comment: You have to wash it every day to be clean——

52. Topic: One...Poop...

The child wrote: As soon as I walked out of the door, there was a convenience on the opposite side shop.

There is another one who is even blinder...

The child wrote: As soon as my brother finished eating, he pooped.

Teacher's comment: Don't make random sentences...

53. Topic: Side... Side...

The child wrote: There is someone on my left and also on my right.

54. Topic: Very

The child wrote: I don’t know what very means.

Teacher’s comment: I don’t know what to ask...

55. Question: Because...so...

The child wrote: Because of my parents, I was born in In this world.

Teacher’s comment: 5 points deducted...

56. Topic: And... and...

The child wrote: My mother is short, tall and thin. And fat.

Teacher’s comment: Is your mother...a monster?

57. Sure enough

A child in class said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then drank cold water

Teacher: This is a phrase and cannot be separated into sentences.

The child said again: Teacher, I haven’t finished speaking yet. Sure enough, I had diarrhea at night!

Teacher:...

58. Carve-up

Children: Big fools can’t tell right from wrong

Teacher: Little fools can’t tell the difference either Qing

59. Delicious

Children: Tasty as hell

Teacher:...

60. Besides

Children: A train passed by, besides, besides, besides, besides...

Teacher:...

61. No... no... no...

There are no stray cats, no stray dogs, and no stray people in the school.

62. Advancement by leaps and bounds

When I came home and opened the door, my dog ??advanced by leaps and bounds towards me.