How to evaluate the second season of Tucao Conference?

What videos are not suitable for the family to watch and must be quietly hidden to watch alone? In addition to those unspeakable love action movies, it must also be counted as the online comprehensive program Tucao Conference.

If Mars Intelligence Bureau is a third-class film in the online comprehensive industry, then the first issue of Tucao Conference is a veritable coded AV film, which is by no means a work for all ages.

Because there were too many dirty jokes, Tucao Conference was taken off the production line because of vulgarity four days after its broadcast, which also set a new record for the shortest-lived variety show in China. However, after many efforts, the producer commuted the death sentence to a suspended sentence, and after half a year's rectification, it was finally revived with blood.

I simply hid in a dark room and secretly watched this program.

If the first issue of Tucao Conference made me blush, then this issue of Tucao Li Xiang's resurrection really made me feel embarrassed and cancer. In addition to eliminating the elements of dirty jokes, the host was changed from Wang Zijian, a cross-talk actor, to Zhang Shaogang, the host of the original CCTV rule of law program. The whole program did not undergo major surgery, and it was still a mode in which several guests memorized the script and the objects who were spit out were self-inserted.

what is even more unbearable is that this program is completely the title party. ?

Look at the preview released before the broadcast of the program. Li Xiang's dispute between Xie Na and her sister, Li Xiang never sent back messages to Nana, and He Jiong's private disagreement with Wang Han. Does it feel very informative and eye-catching, and the soul of gossip is about to ignite a raging fire?

But the truth is so cruel. In the OVER-hour program, Li Xiang covered this shocking inside story in less than one minute. Li Xiang, wearing a long skirt as loose as a mosquito net, said domineering: "Xie Na always buys small gifts for Wang Shiling during the Chinese New Year and sends me WeChat, but I never reply, but He Jiong Wang Han rarely contacts privately." ?

Yes, when you sincerely want to see a magical blockbuster about the feud of the Wolf clan, which is said to have been entangled for thousands of years, and the pleasant goat and the big big big wolf come, the psychological damage must be far more than the smog in Beijing. ?

Well, without Nana, Wang Han and He Jiong, Li Xiang himself is a rather awkward figure, not to mention the fact that there are two poisonous tongues, Huang Zijiao and Chen Handian, among the guests who spit out. It will always be a bit of a surprise, and I am still lucky. Facts have proved that I am naive. All the guests are shaking their burdens around Li Xiang's figure and her husband. They look bitter, but in fact, they avoid the important and ignore the important, and there is no point at all.

and the same stalk, it's ok to say it once, and it's a little too hard to say it six times. ? Like a beautiful woman winking at you and making eyes at you, it feels great, but blinking a dozen times a second, are you sure you're not watching a ghost blow a lamp? Of course, this shouldn't blame the guests, as can be seen from Han Qiaosheng's stiff and quiet baggage. All the guests' stems should come from the hand of the choreographer team. Maybe the content of the spit is drawn up by Li Xiang himself, so it is impossible to be sharp. Even at the end of the program, in the part where Li Xiang spoke out, he was possessed by Buddha's light, and Li Xiang was transformed into a glorious image of independence, self-confidence, success and love for her husband. ?

The reversal of this story is staggering. What kind of interesting situation would it be if netizens were replaced to vomit? I want to be evil, and there must be the following slots.

what does Li Xiang want when she marries Li Houlin, the bachelor of diamonds, in 33 days?

Did Li Xiang and Li Houlin divide their property when they divorced? What are the reasons for divorce?

Li Xiang turned against Amanda for men?

In order to get the best host of the Golden Eagle Festival, did Li Xiang hire a water army to brush tickets? What about the teenager who was cut for brushing tickets?

why doesn't Hunan satellite TV have a foothold in Li Xiang?

Wait, wait, wait ...

For more information about Li Xiang's dog blood slot, please go to Tianya Entertainment Gossip Search, young man. It is estimated that you can't finish reading it in four years of college.

And if any of these questions are put out, it is estimated that it is difficult for Li Xiang to respond, because this is the dead point. So back to the essence of the program, what does Tucao Conference want to spit out? Isn't it through the insider's smashing the venue to uncover some black history behind the star that the public doesn't know?

Li Xiang's fullness and Wang Yuelun's mediocrity have long been a well-known fact, just as it is necessary to charge for environmental protection. Do you still need your mysterious spit to tell me? If I want to watch jokes, why don't I go to see the comedian? We can think of these questions, but can't the producers of Tucao Conference think of them?

of course not, because this program just held a democratic life meeting for the out-of-date artists in the entertainment circle in the name of tucao.

Just like that old joke about Guan Yu, Zhang Fei and Zhao Yun who criticized and criticized themselves. ?

Guan Yu: I want to criticize Zhang Fei. He usually speaks too loudly. Although his intention is to care about the soldiers' food and clothing, his speech is fierce, which is not conducive to uniting soldiers at the grassroots level. ?

Zhang Fei: I want to criticize Zhao Yun. As a general, his clothes are too clean and bright, he has single-handedly killed the enemy, and his exploits are brilliant, and his personal heroism is too strong.

Zhao Yun: I want to criticize Guan Yu. Your red rabbit horse violates the management measures for official horses and belongs to super luxury equipment.

Guan Yu: damn it! Do you fucking understand what criticism is? Can you play "Tucao is a craft, and it takes courage to laugh"? This is the propaganda slogan of Tucao Conference. Perhaps the original intention of the program group is to achieve the cathartic effect of the original American Tucao Conference, and to detoxify the entertainment circle by exposing the stain of the stars, which not only catches the eye, but also satisfies the audience's desire to spit. However, the stars in China are obviously not as tear-resistant as those in the United States, and the stars on the show want to use self-blackness to achieve the purpose of whitewashing. You see, today's news headline is impressively "Li Xianglu's program shows elegance and humorously responds to a sister's dispute", which has been a hot topic successfully. Of course, everyone has a stain. I don't think it is necessary to let the stars all is forgiven spit out their lives. I don't resent the fact that stars can spread positive energy through programs, but the artificial Tucao Conference, which spits out for whitewashing, always makes me feel divorced from reality and more like a show. As a result, a bowl of good laxatives has been boiled into a harmonious chicken soup, and there is still a little less chicken, a little more water and a strong flavor of monosodium glutamate in this chicken soup. ? Of course, some people think this program is quite good. Then, maybe I am not degraded enough to appreciate such beauty. ?