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Tell me about the funny feeling of not wanting to go out in winter

Talk about funny feelings about not wanting to go out in winter

Talk about funny feelings about not wanting to go out in winter. Many people will post their comments online, using only some phrases or short sentences. Make up a story to convey your mood and thoughts at that time. Let’s take a look at the funny words about people who don’t want to go out in winter. Talking about the funny feeling of not wanting to go out in winter 1

Talking about the funny feeling of not wanting to go out in winter

Winter has tortured me thousands of times, I fall in love with the bed like my first love. Winter is the most rogue, always He likes to freeze his hands and feet to me;

Every day when I get up, I have to perform a drama with the quilt king: lingering until death, you and me, being reluctant to leave, and leaving with hatred...

The quilt Jun, please let me go!

After winter, the world is divided into two parts, the part under the quilt and the part outside the quilt.

One of the cruelest things in the world - struggling to get out of the warm bed in winter.

Now, the only thing I can pick up but can’t put down is my chopsticks, and the only thing I can’t get out of is my bed. Please be sure to indicate the source and link when reprinting!

Don’t ask me why I took the exam Not good, because the weather was too cold and I was confused.

Winter is the most hooligan, always likes to freeze my hands and feet.

I think it is a hooligan behavior for a girl to say she is cold when she is alone.

In weather like this, when it’s so cold that even moving makes me feel weak, seeing you is like seeing sunshine.

"What is winter?" "I don't want to leave the bed even if I'm holding my pee in."

It's time to take off your clothes and rely on courage, do laundry and rely on perseverance, and get up and rely on explosive power.

Don’t laugh at classmates who are dressed like rice dumplings, because there is a kind of coldness called "my mother thinks I am cold."

I am not being cold-blooded by not replying to your messages, but I am being cold-hearted.

"Let's go out and play" "I have seen through the coldness of the world, and I just want to live in peace" "Speak like a human being" "It's so cold outside, I don't want to move"

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It’s cold, please give me a hug. If you can’t give me a hug, please give me a coat. I wear size M... If you can’t give me a hug, please give me a coat. I don't have a coat, and I don't have a hug. Please give me the banknotes. I have a card number.

The coldest place is not the Antarctic, it is a place without you.

When the weather gets cold, bring an extra coat. When it rains, remember to bring an umbrella. If your hands get cold, buy yourself a cup of hot milk tea. Don’t treat yourself badly.

It is said that this is a season when you will feel cold no matter how much you wear...

Winter is so cold, I want a warm bed, wifi that will not cut off the network, plus Serve endless snacks. If these are not enough, can you give me one?

It’s also because this winter is so cold that I can’t help but think of someone.

After you left, there was no warm hug or embrace. In this cold winter, I was always shivering from the cold.

Please don’t ask me to put on more clothes when it’s cold. Please come up and hug me directly.

Winter is so pure and transcendent. The winter sunshine slowly stretches out in the confused morning fog, looking so peaceful and distant.

Look at the scenery of the North, Everywhere is covered with thousands of miles of ice and thousands of miles of snow drifting. How magnificent it is; the snow-capped land is pure and pure, and the ice edges like jade trees are exquisite and clear.

The winter sunshine makes people feel warm. It is exceptionally cute and worth cherishing; many leisurely old people will chat about homely things in the winter sunshine. Funny phrases about not wanting to go out in winter 2

Phrases about wanting to cry and feeling uncomfortable

1. If possible, I hope to go back to the beginning. The moment before I met you, I Turn around and leave first.

2. You look like you don’t need me, how dare I hug you.

3. I was in a relationship, crying at the phone, laughing at the phone, and finally broke up without being able to hug her.

4. In this life, if there is no one you love, you will be alone wherever you go, whether you are among the lively crowd or alone in silence, your heart will always be there. All alone.

5. We just walked a distance together, so why make the memory last longer than the passage.

6. I like the sound of dry leaves being stepped on, just like passion being crushed.

7. You have never given her a sense of security and yet you still blame her for being suspicious. It’s really funny.

8. Later, I couldn’t tell whether I liked it or was obsessed with it.

9. Because no one knows about this relationship, I can’t cry loudly even when you leave me.

10. I am most afraid that you will tell her our story like a joke.

11. I just want to smoke well, drink well, and be depraved. I really don’t want to have feelings anymore.

12. I will not forget you, I just won’t be close to you. Drinking expired milk will cause diarrhea, overnight tea will cause poisoning, and even the leftovers that you forgot to put in the refrigerator can’t be eaten. After eating again, you are fine and I am fine. It would be bad if we stand together and I can get back on my own track.

Thirteen. At midnight, a burst of sadness came inexplicably from the dream. When I woke up, my eyes were blurred by tears. The clear and crystal teardrops were like the patter of rain outside the window, and the dots were like the lonely flowers blooming on the windowsill. The petals fell on the ground, just like missing you. The mood is helpless and lonely

14. People who pretend to be happy are good at staying up late.

15. I admit that my life is not good at all. Many times I really can’t stand it and am about to collapse. I don’t know where there is so much pressure. I have changed and lost too much. There are many things that I really can't accept, but I can't resist. I can only get up after crying and continue walking honestly, because I have no choice but to be strong.

16. Have you ever loved someone, from full of joy to despair?

Seventeen, Young Master, just leave this time, I will let you go.

18. I remember everything you said, but I just don’t dare to recall it.

Nineteen. I want to do a hundred things to keep you, but in fact I can’t keep you even if I do a thousand things. What makes me even sadder is that I can’t actually do a single thing. No.

Twenty. Be good, be quiet, be obedient, and be fine without him.

21. People who value emotions will never have an easy life. Trust, dependence, and nostalgia will torture you beyond redemption in minutes.

22. It is a frustrating regret to see the beauty of the world alone without anyone to share it.

Twenty-three, how to perform as if you have never loved it.

24. At that moment, you will find that you communicate less and less with the people around you, and you are too lazy to explain too much; the people close to you are not around, and there seems to be no need for deep friendship with other people. At most, you just nod and say hello when you meet; when you are bored, you just look at the previous status and talk about it, and you start to miss the past. You delete many things that you are reluctant to delete; at that moment, you don’t know what happened to you.

I have taken the twenty-five, ninety-nine steps of love, and the last step of dignity, but you don’t seem to like it.

Twenty-six, I have never been able to be the most special.

27. Don’t wrong yourself and help others. Some stupid things you do too often don’t deserve sympathy.

Twenty-eight, try to forget this matter, and you can indeed forget it at the time, but there will always be people and things that can remind you of it again.

Twenty-nine, no matter how good I am to you, I can't compare to her occasionally looking back at you and smiling.

Thirty, the age of glory, the aging heart.

Thirty-one. Even if you go around thousands of mountains, cross thousands of rivers, and step on dead branches, it will be difficult to find me again.

32. The network is just a line. If you delete it, it will be broken.

Thirty-three, it is good to be sentimental and cold. It is better to make a quick decision than to be ambiguous. I am afraid that the decisiveness will encounter the disconnection, and the affection will encounter the change of ideas. In this world, winning Most of them are still thin lovers.

Thirty-four. I am just an ordinary person. I drink water when I am thirsty, I want to sleep when I am sleepy, and I probably let go when I am in pain.

Thirty-five, I say goodbye to you like this, using thousands of miles of green mountains as a barrier, never to see you again.

Thirty-six. I liked drinking Coke when I was a child, but I stopped liking it when I grew up. There is nothing wrong with Coke, and neither am I, but the time is just wrong.

Thirty-seven. Give me a candy when you need me; kick me far away when you don’t need me.

38. I thought it was for your own good to let you down. Unexpectedly, it hurt you deeper.

Thirty-nine, long-distance relationship means that she has countless tears on her face but talks to him in an indifferent tone, and he doesn't know it at all.

Forty. You can give others hugs and smile to others, but don’t forget that I feel sorry for you.