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11-person campus drama script! urgent need!
A funny drama script about college students’ campus life: "Gathering Every Love"
Characters He Le, classmates
,
, Meng Na,
, care, love, a bunch of Apple people (played by people),
(including the student union
) a group.
Prop apples,
2 pcs, big
8 pcs, shop...
[Opening music "
< p>》The glorious prelude begins (pay attention to the use of lighting)[At this time, He Le and his classmates
and a bunch of apples have been shaped into shapes, and the lights are dim.
["
"Dynamic prelude, everyone on the stage (including Apple people)
began to sing.
He Le sang:
...
...Fragrant apples, so delicious! ...Buy one...Buy two...Buy three. Please take out the money from your bag. Take out the money from your pocket quickly. Come and buy the apples for three yuan and two kilograms. They are of high quality and low price! I’m sure I’ll want to buy again after eating it, but if I don’t eat it, my mouth will water out. Apples are on sale at reduced prices and they’re jumping off the building. If you want to buy them now, hey...
[Classmates during the performance
, wrote a letter saying “Jump off the building” , clearance, tearful sale", "
We are happy to win the award, we will go home after selling out", "He Le Apple, farewell to the show, lost all money, sad curtain call", "Market economy is cruel , never come back again", the font is very eye-catching.
[
People, but Apple still
.
After eating Hele apples, my waist is no longer sore. . . . . . . . .
He Le: What did you say? Smash the factory! Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and you couldn't even pick it off.
Oh, sorry, I said it wrong.
A: Hey, it doesn’t seem to be working.
He Le: Yes, from a
perspective, the method you have thought of can be summed up in three words...
Everyone :what?
He Le: Bad idea!
B: No, we
worked hard,
and tried our best to come up with this wonderful advertisement. , Hey, especially this sentence "
I am very happy to win the award, we will go home after selling out", what a strong sense of the times!
A: Yes! Also, the "Hole Apple, Farewell Show" named after you has raised our business of selling apples from a small street vendor to a high level. Our Hele brand apples will definitely break through. Electrical, going to...
He Le: Where to go?
B: At least go to Xinglong Temple.
He Le: So, from the perspective of the market, your bad idea...
Audience: How is it?
He Le: It is simply invincible in the universe... a bad idea!
Crowd (frustrated): OK! You are awesome, we won’t help you anymore, it’s up to you to do it yourself.
C: I should let you know: Only when your pants lose their belts can you understand what dependence is.
[The end of everyone, He Le wanted to catch him, but failed. He and the living apple sat on the ground in frustration.
[The scene is dark, the prelude to "
" begins, and the light is chased to a corner of the stage. In the light, the crowd performs a short charity sale of roses to donate to out-of-school children. When the music ends, the actors step back and chase the light. He Le is inspired, as if he has been given a new life. If possible, he can release a few pigeons or raise confetti.
He Le: (Shocked) It’s love! It’s love that makes them pay!
(Take out the phone) Classmate
, please
bring your respective girlfriends and appear in front of me within 3 minutes, otherwise Uncle He will be very angry , the consequences will be serious!
[Four people and Meng Na,
quickly came on stage.
A: Please! The four of us all have names, so don’t call us names again
.
He Le: I am the protagonist of this play, your names are not important.
Did you bring your girlfriends?
B: You know
Those who don’t have girlfriends are coming!
He Le: (To the two beauties) He Le, these two beauties, this is my business card, I haven’t asked for advice...
: My name is Meng Na, my name is
p>
.
He Le: Oh, it turns out it is.
Meng Na: He Le, general manager of the Apple Branch of Da Chuang Shang Group Company of the Institute of Electrical Engineering. Big trauma?
He Le: It is the abbreviation of
Central Trading Group Company.
A: Yes
It has not been recognized by the school yet.
Li Sha: Wow~~~, it turns out that
He Le is you? You are well-known in the student union. I have admired you for a long time. (Make a gesture of admiration)
He Le: I don’t dare to take it seriously. It’s all praise from friends in the world.
Meng Na: They say that He Le is a typical product of the market economy. He does not study hard all day long and only knows how to make money by doing business. What have you opened before?
Barbecue restaurant, Lover's Slope
, Tiangong Lake Internet cafe...
He Le: That was the predecessor of my Da Chuang Shang Group... …It turns out that there are still many people paying attention to me and studying me. Okay, don’t mention the past anymore, you two come here, we are like this...
[《
》The music starts, Meng Na uses
to push Li Sha walked forward from behind the stage.
Meng Na: It was a winter night three years ago.
It was snowing heavily. My father and mother were driving on their way home. It was dark and the road was slippery. They rushed towards He walked to the roadside and fell asleep forever. From then on, I and my sister who has limited mobility
.
Li Sha: My sister is very strong. She is not used to crying. She bears all the pain on her own. Every time I see my sister worrying about making me study and live better, I blame myself. But...but my limited mobility not only prevents me from helping my sister, but also increases her burden.
Meng Na Li Shahe: Although our lives are hard and tiring, we will not give up, we will not give up hope, let alone life. We are searching for the flame of love in the vastness.
[Immediately after the "06 World Cup Theme Music", everyone began to perform and suggested selling.
[Students during the performance
wrote a letter, "Why Apples, Love Don't Discount", "Why Apples, Charity Sale to Help Students and Disabled People", "1 Apple = 1 Love" "Buy apples and show love, why not".
[
Come up and snap up all the apples.
["
" music starts. Someone shouted "
Coming!".
Lead the students to the meeting
and confront He Le.
["
" music starts. He Le's eyes were unmatched and he wanted to escape, but failed.
Hu Dan: Hum hum, don’t run away, classmate He, what are you doing? If you weren't doing something shameful, why would you hide from me?
He Le: Ahem, um... I don’t feel comfortable with my throat today and don’t want to talk more. Tell Chairman Hu that I didn’t do anything. I know you always dislike me, so of course I have to hide when I see you, but I don’t (whisper).
Hu Dan: He Le, don’t always try to lie to me, don’t be picky.
He Le: Chairman Hu, don’t put on airs to scare me. I didn’t do any bad things.
Hu Dan: Selling apples and showing love, you are pretty good
He Le: You, you, what the hell...
Hu Dan: You haven’t ended these deceptive tricks yet. Why don't you admit your mistake to everyone, pack your schoolbag and go to high school!
He Le: No, the apples haven’t been sold out yet. When they are sold out, I’ll go to high school.
Hu Dan: I can’t let you deceive everyone anymore.
Together: to lie, to lie, to lie. 《
》
[《
》Music starts. Hu Dan exposed He Le to everyone: "He is a liar!"
Hu Dan sang: He only has money and no love in his heart. You have to know that his love is all fake. He made up stories to make money. , the two sisters are also fake, he only has money in his heart.
He Lechang: Although we start a business to make money,
our love is not fake. I have my own difficulties and my own ideas, but my love is not fake. That's true...
[During the music interlude, everyone gathered around and criticized He Le and others, especially He Le, who was like a rat crossing the street. Some people in the crowd shouted from time to time: "Go to your department chair", "Give us the money", "Liar", "Send him to the police station"...
The crowd chorused: They only have money and no love in their hearts. You have to know that their love is all fake and they make up stories to make money. The two sisters are also fake. They only have money in their hearts.
[Suddenly, a clear female voice came out (it would be better with an accent): "Excuse me, is He Le here?" In confusion
, everyone looked at He Le. Care is used
to push care and love.
[He Le looked at the two sisters, seeming to realize something, but also confused. "
" music starts.
Guan Ai: Is it brother He Le? (The dialect is slightly coy)
He Le: I...yeah...
Sister: Oh, My hero! We finally found you, you know, we worked so hard to find you. I ask you to come but you don’t come, the twisting is not good.
(Music continues)
Care: We finally found you.
He Le: (guessingly) Are you... caring and caring?
Concern: We finally meet.
Hu Dan: What’s going on? Did He Le do anything bad again?
Concern: No, it’s not. We are ## students who are about to graduate. I am my elder sister, Guan Ai, and she is my younger sister, Guan Ai. Less than half a year after entering school, Guan Ai got a strange disease and never stood up again. My parents passed away early, and our tuition fees were raised by relatives and funded by society. If I wanted to treat my sister's illness, I would have no money, so I sent a message for help online, and soon received donations from many people. . One of the netizens named "Big Trauma" (add hand gestures and make strokes in the air) said that he saw our message and decided to support us until graduation. At first I thought he was joking, but I didn't expect that he really used it. It took three years to fulfill the promise. We thought that we were so lucky and must have met a big boss, but later we chatted with him through QQ and found out that he was not actually a boss. He was a student just like us. He used his spare time to work and do business, and saved money bit by bit to treat my sister's illness, giving us sisters the confidence, courage, and capital to persevere until today! For three years, we sisters have always had a wish, that is, to see the true face of this kind man in Lushan. Although he has been well hidden, we still found him. He Le, is the person we are looking for! Thank you! Good Samaritan!
[After everyone was silent, they suddenly broke out, and then they all gathered around He Le.
A: (
) Thank the school for letting him repeat the grade, otherwise you wouldn’t be able to see him today.
B: Also, I would like to thank the school for not expelling him, otherwise this touching scene would not have happened.
Hu Dan: He Le, we have always wrongly blamed you. But why didn't you tell us?
He Le: It’s a trivial matter, nothing worth mentioning. Mr. Chairman Hu, do you
still have a nickname
?
Hu Dan: You! (Let’s all learn from Hu Dan) The starting point is good, but the method is not appropriate.
Hu Dan: At the same time, I want to tell you some good news. Since there are other students in our college who need help like Caring and Guan
, the college leaders have decided to set up a special group by our student union. The Care Fund and Care Fund are used to help students with family difficulties and illnesses respectively.
He Le: I won’t have to sell apples anymore. My Big Trauma Company seems to be going bankrupt.
Hu Dan: It doesn’t matter, as long as each of us joins the ranks of love, why not, your comrades will be all over the campus!
[The music of "Gathering Every Love" starts.
Sing of care and love: We have gone through the ups and downs of the years together, holding hands.
Meng Na and Li Sha sing: We have experienced unforgettable things together
We are all in the same boat.
He Lechang: This is our beautiful campus, there is no sorrow.
A and B sing: No matter how difficult it is, we will never get through it together<
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