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Love of carp essence? Hey?
If Shen Yuan hadn't been hurt by snake essence, she wouldn't be so flustered.
"Foer, what are you doing?" Just when Xiaoyu lamented his bad luck, a nice voice sounded.
As a voice-activated wire control, Xiao Yu suddenly came to life. She jerked her head out of the water and looked at the speaker with wide eyes.
It was a gentle-looking man, dressed in white, spotless, with long hair tied up with a jade belt, leaving only a wisp of black hair hanging straight on his forehead, adding a bit of amorous feelings.
Kotaro was so stunned that he almost forgot to get into the water.
"Ah, second brother! You scared my little fish silly! " The woman named Fuer shouted discontentedly, in exchange for a man's snicker.
"This carp is also very cute." When the man looked at the little fish just emerging from the water, he couldn't help laughing.
"ah? Sister Xia, doesn't this little fish look much redder than just now? " Fur cried in a fuss.
"What's the fuss? I just blush! " Kotaro turned a supercilious look in his heart.
"Yes, I think I saw Li? I am ashamed of my son's appearance. " The woman named Xia Jie looks like Xia with a handkerchief in her hand, and occasionally steals a look at men in the north.
But the man looks calm and seems to disagree with the woman's shyness.
"Well, it looks like a heartless fallen flower!" Kotaro gloated at the bottom of the jar, wagging his tail and swimming around.
"Fuer, where did you get this carp?" Lee? Looking at the white-tailed red carp, he asked casually.
"Oh, I bought it from a vendor. Sister Xia is going to make a steamed fish for her second brother. " Foer took Miss Xia's hand and said with a smile.
"Huh?" Small taro just emerged from the water, and it was really stupefied to hear such a sentence. I didn't expect hundreds of years of practice to be so familiar?
Don't be so sad! Kotaro is whining, with tearful eyes.
"Miss Xia Li is very grateful for her kindness, but Miss Xia is still an unmarried daughter. It's always wrong to go in and out of the Li family repeatedly. Please ask Miss Xia to give up this idea. " Lee? Pointing at carp.
On the surface, he said that he would let Miss Xia give up the idea of cooking fish, but secretly he meant to let Miss Xia give up her love for him. Miss Xia is a smart person. How can she not know the truth? I saw her eyes suddenly red, clenched her lower lip, turned and ran out.
"Hey, how did Sister Xia run away?" Xianger looked up at his second brother in confusion.
"Oh, maybe your sister Xia got sand in her eyes and went to find a water wash." Lee? Said with a straight face.
"Is this fish cooked or not?" Xianger cocked his head and said with difficulty.
Kotaro heart instantly lift up again.
"Don't cook for the time being." Lee? Staring at the fish at the bottom of the tank, I look good.
Small taro gently heaved a sigh.
Because Xiao Yu was bought by Miss Xia for Li? Yes, what about Li? Of course, I moved the taro and jar to my study.
Xiao Yu is so happy, Li? When practicing calligraphy, she often jumps out of the water in an attempt to catch a glimpse of her beauty.
Lee? When feeding her food, she swam around in the water tank, coquetry and lovely.
Lee? These words made her very angry, so she threw water at him with her tail wagging.
How's it going? Good temper, not only not angry, but also laughing at her petty.
It didn't take long for such a day, and a small crisis came quietly.
Lee? My sister Fuer bought a majestic black cat on a whim. ...
When the black cat first appeared in the study, Xiaoyu was lying at the bottom of the jar by the window, enjoying the sunshine. Suddenly a black shadow blocked the warm sunshine, and Xiaoyu thought it was Li? Teasing her, she wagged her tail rather unpleasantly.
Unexpectedly, when Xiaoyu opened her eyes, she saw a big cat's head.
Although she is not afraid of cats at all, she is a fish now, afraid of death!
The black cat just scratched the fish tank and stared at the small taro at the bottom of the water.
"Meow!" The black cat looked up, let out a cry of excitement and quickly reached out to pick it up into the water.
Look, I didn't catch it! Once again, I missed it. The black cat's beard stood on end.
"I hide! I hide! " Kotaro swam quickly in the water tank to avoid the attack of the black cat.
The black cat let out an angry cry and knocked over the fish tank with a wave of its paw.
Xiaoyu was caught off guard and fell to the ground.
"Oh, it hurts me!" Small taro whining, painful rubbing an egg shaped thing.
"Pa" a light ring, small taro looked down the sound and saw Li's strange expression? .
"What are you looking at? Why don't you put your aunt in the jar quickly? Don't wait for me! " Kotaro thinks he is still like a fish. What did he say? Won't hear, so you're welcome to shout.
But soon, she realized something was wrong She held out her trembling hand and looked at it, then touched her body. Looking at Li uneasily? Hey hey, quick laugh.
Xiaoyu is embarrassed. ...
"Go ahead, what's going on." Lee? Asked sitting in a chair with a bad complexion.
"What, what's the matter?" A faint voice.
"You demon, why don't you turn over a new leaf and make waves in my house?" Lee? An incomprehensible opening.
"I don't want to. I was injured by a snake essence and accidentally caught by a fisherman. " The little taro forefinger said hesitantly around the end of the braid.
"Now that you are alone, please leave Roy and go back to your home." Lee? You're welcome to talk, turn around and leave.
"I have no home." Xiaoyu bowed her head and said that the only small mountain stream where she lived had been destroyed by snake spirits.
Lee? The girl's back paused. "Girl, please leave."
For three days, Xiao Yu stayed under the big willow tree at the entrance of Luoyi for three days. Isn't it Li See? This number.
She looked at the scarlet door with a poor hungry stomach and a hopeful face. Have pity on her. Let her in.
At this time, a gorgeous figure appeared in front of Xiaoyu-Miss Xia.
Miss Xia looked at the little impression of sitting there with her head held high and said disdainfully, "Little girl, where are you from? Who dares to let Li Shifu go?"
Isn't this the one who came to the door voluntarily? Miss Xia, who refused?
Kotaro thought, not only thought, but also said it unconsciously.
You! Miss Xia blushed, angry and ashamed. She raised her wrist high to teach the little girl a lesson. But I got caught by the wrist.
"Li? ! "Small taro suddenly stood up and looked at Li excitedly? . Miss Xia looks pale.
"She is a member of my family, not a little girl." Lee? The voice was extremely cold and seemed really angry.
"I ..." Miss Xia's eyes are red again, trying to explain, but I don't know what to say.
"Go back to the house." Lee? Without looking at Miss Xia, she took Xiaoyu's wrist into loei.
"Li? , you just said ... I am your person? " Kotaro said carefully, hiding his happy mood.
"It's the people in the house ..."
"I don't care, since you said that I am your family, then others will never dare to marry me again, and I will be your person in the future!" Small taro stubbornly pulling lee? The arm said.
……
"husband"
……
Lee? I began to hesitate to coax that little impression out again. ...
Grandma, sister, adult sister, cat
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