Need a lot of short stories, more classic and funny ones

Xiao Ming was called to the office, and the teacher touched her head: Xiao Ming, does your father run a company? Xiao Ming nodded.

Teacher: Our Young Pioneers are going to hold an event. Can your dad support us?

Xiao Ming went home and told him, and his parents sighed: Forget it, give me 5,000!

The next day Xiao Ming came home: the teacher said he wanted to make the activity better...

The father suddenly stood up: What, it is simply a kidnapping, I am losing money now!

The mother quickly held the father down: Give it, the child is in someone else’s hands

A certain university has been troubled by the stray dogs on campus.

In addition to sometimes stray dogs barking at people unintentionally,

Some dogs will also run into the classroom during class and then lie down in front of the podium...

One day the class bell rang, and classmates entered the classroom one after another.

At this time, I saw a stray dog ??wagging its tail and swaggering into the classroom. When I saw the professor, he didn’t even look up. The one who carried it was lying in front of the podium without thinking.

At this time, the professor could not bear it and cursed loudly:

"Hurry! Who drives this dog away? Already been there! .."

The timid Ah Yue visited a German castle with a group. The castle was full of ghosts and winds, and

Ah Yue became frightened. Shocked, he asked the castle deacon standing aside: "Is your place haunted?"

"Nonsense!" When the deacon heard this, his expression suddenly changed:

"I am here. I have been serving for three hundred years and I have never seen anything that is not a ghost!"

During World War II, a British pilot was shot down by the Germans and arrested by the Gestapo in Germany.

Because he was seriously injured during the landing and escaping, the doctor amputated his right foot...

Later he proposed to the German officer that he would use the broken leg to be used by the Germans to bomb the British mainland. He was asked to be air-dropped home with bombs...

Based on a humanitarian standpoint, the German army agreed. After a few days,

the doctor had to give his left foot another cut, and he made the same request, and the Germans complied.

A few days later, the doctor cut off his right hand again, and he made another request, but this time he was refused!

The reason is: the top German army officials doubted him~