The hottest classic copywriting joke

1. Ugly children must run hard, because if they run fast, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

2. Q: One year is almost over. Are you still alone? Will I become a dog again?

The farmer drove the donkey to the city. When you meet a rogue, ask, have you eaten? The farmer said: Eat! The rogue said: I asked the donkey! The farmer turned and slapped the donkey and said, it's not kind to me, and there are relatives in the city who don't say anything!

4. These days, what is an Apple mobile phone, what is a brand-name clothing, and luxury cars and luxury houses are all out. What is the best way to show off your wealth now? As long as you stand with your peers, you are like a little fresh meat, and she is like an old potato.

5. Others fall in love by looks, routines and money. And I'm much simpler, just turning a blind eye to each other.

6. When I went home for the New Year, my mother bought me a box of Wang Laoji for me to drink. I said I'm not angry. Why did you buy this? She said that at this age, she had no date. Can she not be angry? I think you are angry!

7. The weather began to get hot. I rummaged through the cupboard for a long time before I found the short sleeves. It turns out that they are all brand-name short sleeves! I'm afraid people will say I show off my wealth. Either China Telecom and China Mobile, or Mrs Chicken Essence and Haitian Soy Sauce. ...

Eight. Guess what, one day, you will become someone you hate. God replied: thank you, I hate rich people!

9. You come from Yuanmou, Yunnan. I come from Zhoukou, Beijing. Let me hold your hairy hand! Love makes us walk upright!

10. Recently, whipping exercise is popular. It is said that a buddy in the community spent hundreds of dollars to get a whip and practiced hard for several days. The result was remarkable. The whip was so powerful that every whip was blown into the sky and there were countless onlookers. My buddy was proud and worked hard, so he persisted for half a month. Finally, this guy is deaf, deaf …

1 1. I remember the day when my son was born ... the nurse took his son out of the delivery room ... It was so exciting to be a father for the first time ... I quickly took over my son ... and I habitually said, Come on, uncle, hug me, be good ... There was silence around me at once. ...

Teacher: Xiaoming, your problem is the improper use of words. Now I'll test you, and use an idiom to describe the teacher's happiness. Xiaoming: Laugh at Jiuquan. Teacher: You'd better go out. ...

13. Teenagers have an ancestral treasure jade. On this day, while riding a horse, jade fell to the ground and was seen to pick it up and run. The teenager quickly rode his horse and shouted, drive, give me back my jade ... Jed, drive, Jed ... shall I run or not? Then the horse began to scold.

14. People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good things, but they always think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things. We embarrassed ghosts and gods.

My brother loves basketball and goes out to play with his brothers almost every week. Last week, several experts came, swinging left and right, and shooting right, which was messed up by the food. My brother wasn't there then. Sitting on the sidelines, I was annoyed and kept thinking about how to save face. Finally, my brother clenched his fist and rushed to the stadium, shouting: Give me back the ball, I want to go home!

Take the bus after work, and the bus is full. My stomach is very upset. I've been holding it for a long time, and finally I can't hold it. I farted, and it stinks! Everyone around me is covering her nose, and I pretend to cover my nose. In my heart, I am secretly happy. A man shouted: Bullshit, your cell phone rang. I answered in seconds: no ... theater missile defense ... the whole car was laughing at Lao Tzu. ...

17. I just saw a handsome guy riding a big motorcycle, with long hair and big sunglasses, shuttling through the streets at eight o'clock in the evening. So fast, so handsome! . It's just a little ugly when you get in the ambulance.

18. When the train arrives at the station, the toilet should be closed. A child wants to shit, and he can't hold it. His father held him on the window, his ass facing the window. When he walked halfway, the train was about to leave, only to hear the staff on the platform shout, "That fat man with a big face, stop eating fried dough sticks, put his face back, and the train is about to leave!" "

19. I talked about a girlfriend recently. Her family doesn't agree, so I'll try to solve it. I hit her chimney with a slingshot during the day and hit her glass with bricks at night. Finally, her father and her brother beat me up. She didn't leave the hospital until the village chief came forward and asked her mother to promise to marry her daughter to me. Don't call me shameless. The risks handed down by ancestors are still quite useful.

20. Have you seen Busan? What does it mean that a zombie who escapes from six carriages can't escape from the heart of one carriage? Description, one paragraph is better than six paragraphs, Wang Zhongwang, sausage and jelly. I want Shiro.

2 1. I still remember that in high school, there was no mobile phone, only a radio, so I was tired of doing my homework. I plugged in my headphones, turned on the radio, and listened to the radio: "My skin is pink and smooth, and my face is tender and soft, which means that I am very healthy ..." I was very interested and couldn't help but take out the mirror and enjoy it. I am really satisfied, very healthy and lovely. I was about to close my homework when I heard: "Time is up, listeners, I will accompany you at the same time tomorrow." I really broke down.

Twenty-two Although I can't help all beings, I can hurt them.

23. I am a male. I go home by taxi. On the way, the driver suddenly stopped and began to take off his clothes. I was scared silly and asked weakly, "What do you want?" The driver said, "The clothes are on backwards."

I don't understand why we can have two eyes, two ears, two hands and two feet, but not two chins. Yes, men don't know!