Classic philosophical funny quotes

As the saying goes: "A smile will save you ten years; a sorrow will make your head gray." Here are some funny quotes from classic philosophy, let's take a look!

1. Tomorrow comes after tomorrow. There are so many tomorrows. Since there are so many, you might as well put it off any longer.

2. I originally wanted to give life a kiss, but reality gave me two slaps. Do you think in return, can I not kick him?

3. Parents are really magical creatures. They will believe any rumors in their circle of friends, but they can expose the lies you make up at a glance.

4. It’s too tiring to like one person, so I liked ten at once.

5. The road to success is very straight and very wide. However, I kept taking turns, and in the end I just turned in a circle.

6. Is it sad to feel cool when people leave? Not sentimental! What's really sad is: when the person left, he took away my tea cup.

7. Chastity varies from person to person. For example, people will praise a girl for being a virgin, but they will laugh at a boy for being a virgin.

8. The celebrity said: 1+1=0. Everyone was shocked. It was so philosophical!

Ordinary people say: 1+1=0. Everyone scolds you and calls you stupid!

This is the difference between celebrities and ordinary people.

9. If you don’t like me now, let me tell you that after passing this village, I will wait for you in the next village.

10. Not everyone can live a low-key life. The basis for being low-key is that you can be high-profile at any time.

11. If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don’t beat, you will die.

12. The farthest distance in the world is: we go out together, you buy seven generations of apples, and I buy seven bags of apples.

13. People rely on looks, romance, and money to fall in love, but I do. Rely on the other person's blindness.

14. Every time a day passes, I make a circle on the calendar. On Sunday, I realize that the days have been marked as ellipses.

15. In this society where humans and animals interact, you don’t have to care about what others say about you. After all, some people are human and some are not.

16. I am not bragging. With my qualifications and diploma, I will sweep all the streets in this city in the future.

17. Always remind yourself that life is short, and you should enjoy yourself in time and sleep with those who want to sleep.

18. Life is easy; life is easy; life is not easy.