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Longevity is written in classical Chinese.

1. I am eager for long classical Chinese, which should be enlightening. Zheng Ren, thank you for buying shoes.

Zheng people want to buy shoes, first measure their feet and let them sit down. Go to town and forget to fuck it. Fulfilling his promise, he said, "I forgot to insist!" " "Go back and get it. When you come back, the city is on strike, so you can't walk. People say, "Why not try? Yue: "I would rather be reliable than confident." . "

To annotate ...

Zheng, the name of a small country in the Spring and Autumn Period, was in Xinzheng County, Henan Province.

Footwear-silver road, leather shoes, all shoes.

Degree-sound capture, reflection, used here as a verb, that is, the meaning of calculation and measurement. The word "du" at the back, used as a noun, is a ruler.

One-synonymous with classical Chinese, here refers to the measured size.

Sit-the same seat is a seat, referring to chairs, stools and other furniture.

Fuck.-Take it, take it.

Just-just, the end, here refers to the market has been dissolved.

Nihility-nothingness, nothing, here is the meaning of can't, can't.

Translation:

Zheng has a man who wants to buy shoes. He first measured his feet with a rope at home, and then put the measured size on the seat. He went to the market, but forgot to take his measurements. He chose a pair of shoes, wanted to compare the sizes, and found that he forgot to bring the measured rope, so he hurried home to get it. By the time he came back with a rope, the market had already dispersed, and he finally couldn't buy shoes. When others knew, they said to him, "Why don't you try it with your own feet?" He stubbornly said, "I would rather trust the measured size than my own feet."

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This Zheng Guoren made a dogmatic mistake. He only believes in the size of his feet, not his own, and not only makes a big joke, but also can't buy shoes. In real life, buying shoes only depends on the size of the feet, not the feet. It may not happen. But there are such people. Some people, speaking, doing things and thinking, only start from books, not from reality; He believes what is written in the notebook, but he doesn't believe what is not written in the notebook but actually exists. In this kind of person's view, only what is recorded in the notebook is the truth, and what is not recorded is not the truth. In this way, of course, thinking will be rigid and action will hit a wall.

2. The special word for age in ancient Chinese is "20 weak crowns, 30 standing, 40 not confused". At fifty, you know your destiny, at sixty, at seventy, and at eighty. "

"Beyond the weak crown"-that is, beyond the weak crown, in other words, in the early twenties.

"Near"-that is, almost thirty years old.

By the way, I'll send you some titles about age:

A person is called a baby when he is born and a baby when he is less than one year old.

2 to 3 years old are called children.

A seven-year-old girl's name is Li Nian. It is said that a boy was very young when he was seven years old.

10 years old, called Huangkou.

The year from 13 to 15 is called the year of dancing spoon.

15 to 20 years old is called the Year of Dancing Elephants.

/kloc-A girl of 0/2 years old is called the Year of Chai Jin.

13-year-old girl is called cardamom.

Girl 15 years old.

16 years old is called jasper age;

At the age of 20, he was called Tao Li Nianhua.

24 years old, known as Huaxin Nianhua; Women get married again? The year of plum blossom.

A man at the age of 20 is called a weak crown.

30 years old is the year of standing.

40 years old is called the year of no doubt.

50 years old is called the year of know life.

60 years old is called the year of sixty or the year of hearing.

At the age of 70, 70.

80 years old is called the year of the pole dynasty.

80 to 90 years old? Mao year, Mao year.

100 years old.

In addition, some people call childhood a total angle or drooping head, a teenager a bunch of hair, a woman to be married a waiting year or a waiting word, an old man a bald head or a bald head, and a long-lived person a yellow hair.

Collection of ancient appellations

Baby: less than one year old.

Child: Two to three years old.

At first, the girl was seven years old.

First year: the boy is eight years old. Description: According to the physiological condition, boys are eight years old and girls are seven years old. They can change teeth, take off deciduous teeth and grow permanent teeth. This is called "childhood year", "childhood year" or "childhood year".

General angle: the general term for childhood.

The year of hanging steamed buns: refers to children. In ancient times, children's hair drooped, which extended to minors. )

Yellow button: under ten years old.

Kindergarten: ten years old. (The Book of Rites &; #8226; Qu Lishang: "Life is ten years old, learning." Because there were no punctuation marks in ancient Chinese characters, people intercepted the word "kindergarten" as a proxy for ten years old. )

Chai Jin Year: The girl is twelve years old.

Cardamom: The woman is thirteen years old.

Chi Xue: Fifteen. (The Analects of Confucius: Confucius said, "Nine times out of ten, I am determined to learn ...")

There is also logistics: the woman is fifteen years old. (The Book of Rites &; #8226; Neze: "Women have five years in ten years. " )

Jasper's youth broke the melon: the woman was sixteen. (In the old days, scholars took the word "melon" as 2008, which was called sixteen years old, and was mostly used by women. )

Weak crown: twenty years old. (The Book of Rites &; #8226; Qu Lishang: "Twenty is the weak crown." )

Tao: Female, twenty years old.

Flowers in love: female 24 years old.

Standing: thirty years old.

There is no doubt: forty years old.

Destiny: fifty years old. (The Analects of Confucius: Confucius said: "I am determined to learn five out of ten, stand at thirty, not be confused at forty, know my destiny at fifty, listen to my ears at sixty, and do what I want at seventy, without exceeding the moment." ")

The year of distinguishing right from wrong: fifty years old. (Huainanzi &; #8226; There is an old saying: "Apollo is fifty years old and has been absent for forty-nine years." It is said that there was a Apollo in the Spring and Autumn Period who often reflected on himself. At the age of 50, he knew the mistakes of the previous 49 years, so later generations called him fifty with "knowing right and wrong". )

Listening to flowers: 60 years old. Since ancient times, heavenly stems and earthly branches has been used in our country to date each other intricately, which can form sixty pairs of branches, so it is called "sixty branches" or "sixty flowers", so sixty years old is also called "the year of sixty flowers". )

Gu Xi: Seventy years old. (Du Fu's "Two Poems of Qujiang": "A total of wine and debt, life is seventy years old." )

People in their eighties and nineties. (The Book of Rites &; #8226; Qu Li: "August 1990." According to this explanation, people use the word "octogenarian" to refer to people in their eighties and nineties. )

Yi: centenarians. (The Book of Rites &; #8226; Qu Li: "A hundred years is a long time." It means that life lasts for a hundred years, so it is called "the year of life". Chen Yuan Hao explained: "Life is a hundred years, so it is a period; I am embarrassed that everything I eat and drink is moving. " )

3. Qi Huangong chased Bailuyuan to Maiqiu, and when he met the people of the whole country, he said, "What are you?" What ancient prose is it (simple): "I am a member of Maiqiu country." Huan Gong said, "What is the annual geometry?" Yes, I said, "I'm eighty years old." Huan Gong said, "Beautiful life!" Take it and drink it and say, "Are you a widow?" Right: "the savage doesn't know that this is the king's life." Duke Huan said, "I wish you a long life!" The people of the whole country spared no effort, saying, "Let our king live a long life, and gold and jade are cheap, and the people are precious." Huan Gong said, "Yes! As soon as I hear it, I am not alone in virtue, and my kind words will be repeated. " Once again, the people of the whole country bowed down and said, "Let my king learn and don't ask questions. The sage is at the side, and the remonstrator enters. " Huan Gong did not say, "The person who said this was not the wish of her husband's first two sentences, so he changed it." The Chinese people burst into tears and said, "I hope you will think twice. This sentence is above the first two words. I heard that my son offended my father, but I thanked him for my aunt and sister, and my father forgave him. If I offend Yu Jun, I will be grateful to the left and the right. You are very tolerant. In the past, I offended Tang, I offended the king of Wu, and the king of Wu offended the minister. So far, I have not thanked him. " Huan Gong said, "Good! I am blessed by the ancestral temple and the national spirit, and I feel embarrassed here. " Help and carry it, return from self-suppression, recommend the temple and break the government. The reason why Huan Gong joined forces with the princes to conquer the world without using chariots was because he was not independent of Guan Zhong.

In order to hunt white deer, Qi Huangong came to Maiqiu and met a city man. He asked, "What's your name?" Answer: "I'm from Machu Picchu." Huan Gong asked, "How old is the old man?" Answer: "I am eighty-three." Duke Huan said, "Long life!" Have a drink with him and ask, "Can you always wish me a long life?" Answer: "Shan Ye people don't know how to wish the king a long life." Huan Gong said, "Then use your longevity to wish me a long life!" The city people took chopsticks and made two obeisances, saying, "If my king really wants to live a long life, he will look down on good words and treat the people as treasures. Huan Gong said, "This is a great blessing! I know. The highest virtue will not be lonely, and useful words will not be said only once. Why don't you say one? " The townspeople held chopsticks and made two obeisances, saying, "Let me learn from Wang Xi and not hate asking people with low status. The wise are around, and those who speak frankly can enter. Huan Gong said, "This is a great blessing! I know. The highest virtue will not be lonely, and useful words will not be said only once. Why don't you say one? " The city people held up their glasses, and two worshippers said, "Don't let the princes and the people offend our king, and don't let our king offend the princes and the people." Huanfen said unhappily, "This sentence is different from the previous two blessings. Please be sure to remove it. "The people of this country cried and said," I hope the king will think it over. This sentence is more important than those two sentences just now. "I heard that my son had sinned against his father, but it was up to menstruation, my sister and younger sister to let him go, so my father spared him. When I offended the king, I can let the people around me release me, and the king can forgive me. Jie has offended Tang and Wu Wang before. These are all examples of you offending the minister, and no one has released them yet. " Huan Gong said, "Well said! I met you here because of the blessings of my ancestors and the gods on the land. " Huan Gong helped him get on the horse and sat down. He came back with the horse himself, recommended him to the temple, and let him make political decisions. The reason why Huan Gong merged the nine kings and unified the whole country was not because of the army, not only because of Guan Zhong, but also because of this experience.

4. Ask the word describing age in ancient Chinese to be less than one year old-baby;

2~3 years old-childhood;

Girls are 7 years old-years old;

Boys are 8 years old-one year old;

Youth is generally called-total angle;

/kloc-under 0/0 years old-yellow mouth, which is also called naive child;

13~ 15 years old-dancing spoon;

15~20 years old-dancing elephant;

12 years old (female)-Chai Jin;

13 years old (female)-cardamom,

15 years old (female)-and;

15 years old (male)-Zhixue

16 years old (female)-Guagua, Jasper, 28;

20 years old (female)-Tao Li;

24 years old (female) Hua Xin

20 years old (male)-weak crown;

30 years old (male)-and stand;

40 years old (male)-the year of no doubt, the year of the strong;

50 years old-more than 50 years old, over half a hundred years old, know life, Dayan;

60 years old-flower armor, flat nail, ear shun, Zhang Xiang, and calendar;

70 years old-ancient and rare, stick to the country, career, politics, from the heart, trailer;

80~90 years old-very old;

90 years old;

100 years old-Yi Shi, also known as "Ren Rui".

I hope everyone will adopt it!