What do two jokes look like together?

Child: Oh! Dad, I ask you, what will make the people above happy and the people below happy?

Father: Why do children ask such questions? This ... alas! You'll understand when you get married!

Child: Is it so difficult to answer? The answer is a concert!

Father: A concert?

Child: Yes! The people above are happy, and so are the people below.

Father: What a mess!

Child: Let me ask you again, when you take a bath in the bathroom, should you take off your clothes or pants first?

Father: Take off your clothes first!

Child: No!

Father: What about that? How to wash without undressing?

Child: You should close the door first.

Father: Ah.

Child: You don't even close the door in the shower! Ha ha ha ha!

Father: Who taught you that?

Child: Our school is talking about it!

Father: Don't come back from learning these messy things in the future!

Child: Oh!

Father: Baby, let me ask you something! Does the tortoise have teeth?

Child: How should I know if you don't talk! hahahaha

Father: (coquetry) Ouch! Whatever, whatever! You must have heard of it, right? ?

Child: Dad, why are you so naive?

Father: (continuing to coquetry) Where am I?

Child: Not yet. You talk like a child!

Father: I won't play with you. Let's eat! (the sound of eating)

Child: Dad, you are very childlike! ?

Father: What is it?

Child: childlike innocence still exists!

Father: Baby, you are great! Can speak idioms!

Child: The teacher taught me.

Father: Is this what your kindergarten teaches?

Child: No.

Father: Then how can you?

Child: I asked the teacher.

Father: Why do you ask?

Child: I found a balloon at home.

Father: Where did you find it at home?

Child: Your room.

Father: Where can I find balloons in my room?

Child: Yes! I found it on the floor of your room. It's the long and oily one. Your mouth is watering!

Father: Huh? That's insurance ... you took it to school to show it to the teacher? and then

Child: The teacher seems very shy, and her face is red.

Father: I'm ashamed!

Child: Yes, yes, yes! The teacher also said that you were ashamed, the balloon was not put away properly, and the child picked it up, but I asked the teacher why.

I was very excited, but the teacher said no. He said you were blowing balloons with childlike innocence, and then he told me to go back to the classroom.

Father: Ouch! Baby, you're gonna kill me! I never dare to pick you up from your school again!

Child: Why?

Father: Why? Because you brought my old balloon to school.

Child: So what? The teacher has said that you are still childlike! How do you want the teacher to praise you?

Father: Shut up! Give me a meal!

Child: Dad, will you help me blow up the balloon later?

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