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Collect the classics of swearing and not swearing.

1. You didn't evolve cleanly, and you didn't degenerate cleanly. Why are you so like a prehistoric animal?

There is a corridor overhead, and there is not even a bend.

Eat less and save some for the pigs in the canteen-the buried people can eat too much.

4. Seeing that you are well-proportioned, handsome and charming, everyone loves you, and a hundred flowers blossom, you must be the best among scum and the beast among beasts. Besides, according to my observation, you must be short of calcium from childhood and love when you grow up. Your grandmother doesn't love you, and your uncle doesn't love you. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! Look, your little face is so thin that it doesn't even look like a pig! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! You said you, uncle, I taught you to practice sword, you practiced sword, you practiced sword, and you practiced bitch! There are so many sword moves. You prefer learning drunken swords to practicing golden swords. Practice * * *! Finally, I became a drunken silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? ! "