A joke told to his girlfriend.

The joke told to my girlfriend is this:

1. One day, the cow gave the donkey a difficult problem and asked which of the two bugs under the word "stupid" was male and which was female. The donkey racked his brains, but he still couldn't answer. Cow scolds: What a donkey, male left and female right!

2. Seven years after graduation, I finally accepted a big project to build a 30-meter chimney, with a construction period of two months and a cost of 300,000 yuan, but I had to pay for it myself. It was finally finished at the end of last year. Today, people went to check and accept, and they were scolded to death. There is no money yet! The drawings are upside down, and people are going to dig wells!

3, the washing machine is broken, and it is very tired to see my daughter-in-law go to work. I help her wash clothes. After washing, I confidently told my daughter-in-law that my washing was cleaner than the washing machine. Daughter-in-law replied "hmm", so several months passed, and the washing machine was still unattended.

When I checked into the hotel, the smoke in the room was too strong. I called the front desk, and the front desk said, "Please wait a moment, we will do smoke-free treatment for you." I thought technology was so advanced now. Two minutes later, an uncle came, opened all the windows in my room and left.

5. Passing by a shop, I saw a sign on the door: It's your fault for not coming the first time, and it's our fault for not coming the second time. After thinking about it, I think the things in his shop were really good when I came last time, both in appearance and quality. So I stole it from his shop again at night.

6. My neighbor's child's name is Zhu Chuan. Every time his mother buys him clothes, she tells people that they are for our family Zhu Chuan.

7. The elephant accidentally stepped on the ant's nest, and the ant crawled on the elephant. The elephant shook its body and the ants fell down. At this time, there was another elephant around its neck, and the fallen ant shouted "strangle it".

8. A ghost farted and died.

9. Before eating peanuts, monkeys should put peanuts in their buttocks before taking them out. The administrator explained: Someone once fed it peaches, but the peach core could not be pulled out. The monkey is afraid. You must measure it before eating now.

10. Soon after the ant and the elephant got married, the elephant died. While burying the elephant, the ant wept bitterly: "Dear, why did you leave so early?" I will bury you if I don't do anything else in my life! " " ?